Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-14 at 2:53 AM UTC in Being sober is cool
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is a Turner Theory test
   
   T_T right?
   
   
   when does JC or Jeff aka JJ Hunter, Popup? where is your hunter popup box.
2. 2017-03-14 at 2:50 AM UTC in Had you ever quit a job on the spot/walked off?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver One day, while dealing crap at Binions Horseshoe in Vegas, I was hung over and pissed at the world. My boss, Tommy Krauss (AKA The Darth Vader of Dice🎲) was riding my back out if sheer boredom on his part having worked there over 35 years.
   
   He went too far and I said, "Hey Tommy, I bet you can do every job in this joint." To which he replied, "and don't you forget it." I asked him if he still remembered how to deal the game and he says some shit about still being able to deal circles around me. I smiled, placed my hands in front of me, clapped then together to show they clear, stepped back from the table with 9 players on my end, looked at Tommy, and said with a wicked grind, "Damn good thing because your a man short for the rest of the day", and walked out of the out of the pit and straight out the door.
   
   Post last edited by Darth Beaver at 2017-03-13T05:50:42.954494+00:00

   
   At what point did they drag you to the back room and smash your han.. oh wait, that was the movie "21" huh?
3. 2017-03-14 at 2:48 AM UTC in What would you do if an object in your room started floating in the air?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver Bacon comes from pigs.

   
   did Bill Krozby just dis the mighty Indian brand?
   
   Shame on you Bill Krozby
4. 2017-03-14 at 2:46 AM UTC in What type of assault rifle should I buy?
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   Originally posted by infinityshock suck the dick of an unwashed nigger, you faggot jedi

   
   You don't get to speak to me anymore.. you're too predictable at being the beta faggot you wish you were. Oh you're a faggot alright, but a ends-up kind of bottom feeder for man syrup. Does that turn you on, you little cuck
5. 2017-03-14 at 2:44 AM UTC in Tips on how to come across as more intimidating.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist Dress in checkered shirt, dungarees and chew on a piece of straw, then just stand there gormlessly staring at people. Also pull load of teeth out and stain the rest brown.

   
   If someone who appears and acts that way, what does it mean if they're crossing in front of you, spit out the straw in front of your general direction while staring a bit at you looking at them looking at you, and the turn their attention to where they're walking and move on?
   
   Does it mean 'That's the last straw.. see ya later"
6. 2017-03-14 at 2:40 AM UTC in Why Japan is better than America.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock faggot

   
   I thought this was Mathew Broderick for a moment. It's Linus the Linux dude.
   
   I'm not snoopy from totse or anywhere else but I used to be called that and popeye too
   
   so if you combined the two it's like poopie snope-eye
   
   Snope is a joke. the say all of what? pfft
   
   
7. 2017-03-14 at 2:31 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   ^Not a zimmy post
8. 2017-03-14 at 2:29 AM UTC in Got into a fight
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   oh yeah darn
9. 2017-03-14 at 2:28 AM UTC in The haha holocaust
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   thats a dope jam
10. 2017-03-14 at 2:26 AM UTC in The haha holocaust
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11. 2017-03-14 at 2:25 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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12. 2017-03-14 at 2:25 AM UTC in fuck steve bannon
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    If Trump dies pence can be president for 10 years.
13. 2017-03-14 at 2:24 AM UTC in Got into a fight
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    write the niggasin.space URL on it.
14. 2017-03-14 at 2:23 AM UTC in Riser, sophie and bill the cat are all bitches.
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15. 2017-03-14 at 2:21 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    I am a master cocksman
    
    I am a top cocksman in the region
16. 2017-03-14 at 2:13 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    Ring one of those free lawyer services and ask them
17. 2017-03-14 at 2:09 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    Quick question - what's the legality on making a fake fb profile pretending to be someone's dead relative? And using it to troll them?
18. 2017-03-14 at 2:07 AM UTC in Zill the zat
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    No I take that backfuck you
19. 2017-03-14 at 1:59 AM UTC in Zill the zat
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist I suck his dick

    
    Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-03-14T02:08:19.467779+00:00
20. 2017-03-14 at 1:58 AM UTC in hi can sum1 repotr for me
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    what do i report under