Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-14 at 11:27 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't drink so that already seems like a lot to me.
2. 2017-03-14 at 11:24 AM UTC in Got into a fight
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   You got smacked by a girl, lol. She probably had 200 pound on you, though.
3. 2017-03-14 at 11:23 AM UTC in RV and T_T most seriously
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   Lern2astralproject nubecake
4. 2017-03-14 at 11:18 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR "Half a fifth". I'm German. is that half a liter?

   
   Around half a liter, yes.
   
   Inb4liteweight
5. 2017-03-14 at 11:17 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject You don't need to quit. Alcohol is legal for a reason, it's fine to be an addict. I need to go get ready to buy my drugs and alcohol for the day

   
   I want to though, for the weight loss if nothing else
   
   I'm thinking of switching to T-pain but the withdrawals will be much worse if I do
   
   And I'll most likely just start drinking on top of it anyway
6. 2017-03-14 at 11:16 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   "Half a fifth". I'm German. is that half a liter?
7. 2017-03-14 at 11:14 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You don't need to quit. Alcohol is legal for a reason, it's fine to be an addict. I need to go get ready to buy my drugs and alcohol for the day
8. 2017-03-14 at 11:13 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR How much do you drink?

   
   Roughly a 12 pack or half a fifth of vodka per day but it's typically combined with phenibut and Crouton
   
   
   
   I think I've finally managed to drop the amphetamines at least
9. 2017-03-14 at 11:10 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How much do you drink?
10. 2017-03-14 at 11:08 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject Probably drunk too much. We're all friends here tho

    
    I'm trying to quit though clearly not doing a very good job
    
    I didn't think i drank that much but I hardly ever eat anything (until recently) yet I weigh almost 300 pounds
11. 2017-03-14 at 11:03 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I never like to talk much about it but for some reason tonight seemed like a good night to spill it

    
    Probably drunk too much. We're all friends here tho
12. 2017-03-14 at 11:01 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Keep it up.
13. 2017-03-14 at 10:59 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject Wow you might just have the most fucked up family here

    
    I never like to talk much about it but for some reason tonight seemed like a good night to spill it
14. 2017-03-14 at 10:58 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Did you ever tell her you love her?

    
    Every day. She let me move in with her when I was homeless under a bridge with absolutely nothing because whatever I had was either taken by the cops or burned down in an act of drunken stupidity, but after I was committed I made a sincere attempt to get better and I guess she was moved by it.
    
    Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-03-14T11:02:02.978131+00:00
15. 2017-03-14 at 10:57 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Did you ever tell her you love her?
16. 2017-03-14 at 10:56 AM UTC in a bird collage i made last summer offa hella 4f-mph and etizolam
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    You have a talent for cutting paper.
17. 2017-03-14 at 10:56 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Wow you might just have the most fucked up family here
18. 2017-03-14 at 10:55 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Can you do me a favor and spend a day with her where you show her how thankful you are for all the work she did?

    
    I live with her and I do whatever I can for her. I pay bills as much as I can.
19. 2017-03-14 at 10:52 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can you do me a favor and spend a day with her where you show her how thankful you are for all the work she did?
20. 2017-03-14 at 10:47 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject We all know never to have kids.

    
    I seriously feel for my grandmother though.
    
    One of her kids went to jail for a decade for a string of armed robberies, and once he made parole, keeps going in and out on drug charges
    
    Another is a drunk who won't quit getting pregnant with scumbags' children, two of which are lost to one of said scumbags 1000 miles away. So she has now taken to benzo/alcohol/phenibut abuse and keeps getting herself into situations that she and/or myself have to rescue her from, and then tries to shove her newest baby off on her because she has to work/get fucked up and the father is worthless
    
    Another killed himself for God knows what reason
    
    Another lives with her but does nothing to support her and is too busy with her boyfriend to do anything useful
    
    Another was a drug addict and got cancer, was bedridden in the hospital for years, but miraculously recovered. The doctors said there would be no chance of the cancer coming back as long as she stayed clean. So what does she do? Goes right the fuck back to doing crack, gets said cancer or whatever again, and is bedridden in the hospital where she trades her pain meds for crack to her siblings and ends up dying from it.
    
    And the other is doing fine but barely maintains contact with the rest of the family (understandably)
    
    Her sister is a welfare leech who does nothing but complain to her on the phone for four hours a day
    
    Her mother might as well have just committed suicide by chain smoking cigarettes and taking a bottle of ibuprofen per day all while refusing to eat
    
    Her husband is a truck driver so is never around
    
    Her niece is a drug addict prostitute who decided she was going to go clean and Godly, and moved in. Then she decided, fuck it, take advantage of all my grandmother's hospitality, then move the fuck back to Indiana and do what she was doing before
    
    Satanism runs rampant on her side of the family so she is basically ostracized from the rest of her family
    
    She has a-fib and stress seems to worsen it,and everybody knows this but no one cares
    
    I am her sole source of comfort but I work night shift and I have my own problems anyway, but I'm not allowed to drink
    
    I do anyway, and I'm pretty sure she knows it, but unlike the rest of the family I'm not a complete fucking retard when I drink so I don't cause any problems
    
    Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-03-14T10:54:18.150746+00:00