Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-16 at 3:41 AM UTC in -SpectraL Says...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   His photographer is named Tom Linden but reports indicate he is actually Philadelphia Collins of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
   
   https://m.facebook.com/tom.linden2
   
   
   
   Post last edited by Darth Beaver at 2017-03-16T03:45:19.303241+00:00
2. 2017-03-16 at 3:40 AM UTC in Happeh Pi Day Friends
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra they use the excuse here that "farmers need an extra hour of daylight"
   
   so why not just get up and go to bed one hour earlier?

   
   xfiniti remote view
   
   -Brought to you by head-bot moment.
3. 2017-03-16 at 3:39 AM UTC in Happeh Pi Day Friends
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If you could round off Pi day, then today would be Pi as well
   
   but you can't. it would then no longer be Pi.
   
   bmup
4. 2017-03-16 at 3:37 AM UTC in Does space give anybody else anxiety?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore This^
   
   Jesus christ the autism in "you dont want to go to deep space…"
   
   I can already imagine the glasses being pushed up past the pimple on his nose

   
   :|
5. 2017-03-16 at 3:35 AM UTC in Does space give anybody else anxiety?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Definition of Sky
   
   Stick your head out the window.. lookup. Sky!
6. 2017-03-16 at 3:29 AM UTC in Worst Drummer Ever
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie I don't trust link shorteners. But i am behind 7 proxies so YOLO.

   
   https://m.facebook.com/will.taggart
7. 2017-03-16 at 3:18 AM UTC in Who is the objective worst niggasin.space poster?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby tort told me he is selling you soon

   
   I haven't spoken to tortilla in days. Blocked and deleted him from all my shit. That cunt has nothing left to sell. Fingers crossed that he comes back from Afghanistan with a 100% disabled rating.
8. 2017-03-16 at 3:06 AM UTC in Going to a concert sick
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby what are you talking about?

   
   that dude is a known canadian webcapper
9. 2017-03-16 at 3:03 AM UTC in Everyone except me is retarded
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i just made a funny fart sound. felt good though.
10. 2017-03-16 at 3:02 AM UTC in Mastubation to be Banned
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    he lied. or he can't find the plug to the swamp he promised to drain.
11. 2017-03-16 at 3:02 AM UTC in I think I migh've found a good apocalyspse hideout.
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    sactually n/m it proabably wount t be big nuff
12. 2017-03-16 at 3 AM UTC in Who is the objective worst niggasin.space poster?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Discount Whore Dude, you're pathetic.

    
    No shit, faggot. That's kinda my shtick.
13. 2017-03-16 at 2:56 AM UTC in Going to a concert sick
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    bundy = Canadian Websnitch
    
    but if he's not.. this is a fucked up trend.
    but then again its a pay per snitchy trend as well as a druggy trend.
    
    go find the real bad guys and children.. stay off of drugs
14. 2017-03-16 at 2:52 AM UTC in Going to a concert sick
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dissociator Was gonna go to green day concert today with sploo but he's asleep probably isn't coming
    
    Also I have the flu or some shit is it worth going? Hopefully focalin takes away some of the shit feels
    
    Even tho green day sucks nowadayd I'd rather see a band that sucks than just be at home feeling shitty u know

    
    please don't. don't go out like you're the badman in the airport from 12 Monkey's spreading your badman love by sneezing and coughing everywhere.
15. 2017-03-16 at 2:52 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I got drunk and took a bunch of benadryl last night messaged a bunch of girls on online dating with "just a small town girl…"
    
    I forgot how fun dph is. The first few hours of strong delerium are kinda gay fighting to stay awake but after that I can stay up all night tripped out, when you do lay down its an amazing sleep though.

    
    I can't stand the dph hangover though. I can take caffeine till my heart whistles like a teapot but I'll still feel drowsy as funk.
16. 2017-03-16 at 2:50 AM UTC in Who is the objective worst niggasin.space poster?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix Nice. Gimme some, you fucking sperg. I'd take that shit from you so fast IRL you fucking don't even know. You'd wake up from your coma 3 weeks later and be like "what the fuck happened".
    
    I just need a bit of money, man. Don't be a bitch. Email me like $80.

    
    Dude, you're pathetic.
17. 2017-03-16 at 2:48 AM UTC in Mastubation to be Banned
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra that kind of proves his point (semantically anyway) - it can be satire without being a joke

    
    A synonym for joke is humor. Satire is a form of humor. Satire is a form of joking. Joking =/= always knock knock jokes that make you laugh. Now get your pedantic ass out of here and get the other one in, the one that knows about what's going on with ISIS because I haven't been keeping up.
18. 2017-03-16 at 2:40 AM UTC in ELECTION DAY IN HOLLAND!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie You seem upset bro, why is that?

    
    I hate... Hollish people
19. 2017-03-16 at 2:39 AM UTC in Mastubation to be Banned
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock joke implies humor.
    
    there was no humor intended, based on the elected officials statements

    
    Satire-
    
    the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
20. 2017-03-16 at 2:38 AM UTC in Who is the objective worst niggasin.space poster?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump that will cost you 800 niggas in space tags with photo evidence. YOu have to steal the spray paint for yourself and take a picture of each URL tag, GOOD LUCK!.

    
    I only tag my own tag, and I suck at graff.
    
    Also I don't do jobs, I give jobs (hand, blow, foot etc). That's how this works.