Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-03-16 at 5:36 PM UTC in Intellectual Conversation
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   Shut the fuck up, Hansen. You are mentally retarded. Practice your anal breathing technique ans shut the fuck up.
2. 2017-03-16 at 5:35 PM UTC in Dargo is Chris Hansen
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo I'm not nervous, you're the one who keeps bringing it up as some sort of homo self-soothing technique. Knock it off and leave it be until you're ready to go.

3. 2017-03-16 at 5:35 PM UTC in Had a really nice dream...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Idk, I'm pretty sure you could find somebody on Tumblr

   
   I probably wouldn't fuck anyone who'd fuck me. Or love anyone who'd love me. I'm like simultaneously voluntarily and involuntarily celibate. The people I want to be with don't want me and the people I despise love me.
   
   

   Originally posted by Dargo Ok. You do realize though, you'll never actually be a woman though - right?

   
   Yeah, I'm not insane. Best I can do is get spiritual about it. An "I'm doing this for next time I'm alive..." kind of thing.
4. 2017-03-16 at 5:35 PM UTC in Lanny is a real piece of work/shit
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Let it all out, buddy.
5. 2017-03-16 at 5:34 PM UTC in Had a really nice dream...
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   Ok. You do realize though, you'll never actually be a woman though - right?
6. 2017-03-16 at 5:33 PM UTC in Dargo is Chris Hansen
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   You PMd me like 20 times all scared and shit.
   
   I thought I'd have to fight some Russian Sambo fighter on concrete but now that I know it's you I'm literally laughing to myself.
   
   This is not a good idea for you, Chrissy.
7. 2017-03-16 at 5:31 PM UTC in Had a really nice dream...
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Probably a very, very fucked up childhood.

   
   My childhood was so normal it's unreal. Maybe that's what did it. It was very, very normal. Weirdly normal. Like a lot of famous serial killers come from stable, normal, functional families.
   
   

   Originally posted by Dargo Yeah, but what made you go from 'I'm a dude' one day to 'I'm now a tranny who's going to lop his balls off'?

   
   I have a lot of theories on that, but honestly I don't know. Could be because I like men and think being gay is for faggots. Also like... just my preferred aesthetic? Maybe some crossed wires? "I think women are beautiful, I want to be beautiful, so I should try to be more like a woman."
   
   All I know is when I was 5 or 6 I dreamed I was a little girl and I remember it being so nice that I asked my grandpa how I could control what I was going to dream about at night because I wanted to go back to that dream. All he told me was to think about it really hard as you're falling asleep, and I spent like months doing that to no avail. I wore my mom's shoes as a little kid until I got caught. Crossdressed as a teen. I am a cliché.
8. 2017-03-16 at 5:29 PM UTC in sad
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   Originally posted by reject Pretty sure they rejected you bro

   
   Yea I agree but they played around like "you are so important to me just let me know when you need anything" and I can't stand that shit. I already told you I'm not feeling good, bitch. What more do I have to do? Cry while doing a handstand? Haha. Nah.
   
   I don't chase em. I replace em. No biggie. (Big Pun intended)
9. 2017-03-16 at 5:26 PM UTC in Who do you vote for?
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   Vermin Supreme 2020
   
   https://youtu.be/4d_FvgQ1csE
10. 2017-03-16 at 5:26 PM UTC in Who do you vote for?
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    Originally posted by RisiR I don't vote. I'm not retarded.

    
    You guna vote for your brethren in the Paki Party in September?
11. 2017-03-16 at 5:25 PM UTC in Had a really nice dream...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix Because at this point they're basically useless anyway and they're really fucking ugly and annoying.
    
    And I don't regret going through with it, but I do feel like a lost cause romantically as a result. I mean I'm pretty sure this has ensured that I'm going to be celibate for life, so like… eh. No regrets, but maybe it hasn't all been for the best.

    
    Idk, I'm pretty sure you could find somebody on Tumblr
12. 2017-03-16 at 5:25 PM UTC in Mmq post pix of Chootie
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Post a selfie of you swinging from a noose

    
    It'd be easier to commit suicide by jumping off a building and shattering my spine on your bald ass head
13. 2017-03-16 at 5:24 PM UTC in Dargo is Chris Hansen
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    Originally posted by RisiR You said yourself summer or fall is fine. Stop being so nervous.

    
    I'm not nervous, you're the one who keeps bringing it up as some sort of homo self-soothing technique. Knock it off and leave it be until you're ready to go.
14. 2017-03-16 at 5:24 PM UTC in Dargo is Chris Hansen
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    Originally posted by Sophie While i appreciate you guys' dedication to this. This whole situation is steering into 'internet tough guy' territory. just a heads up.

    
    I don't really care. He's going to pay a fucking 5k vacation for me. I'll plan it so that I'll get the most out of it.
15. 2017-03-16 at 5:22 PM UTC in Had a really nice dream...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Probably a very, very fucked up childhood.

    
    Oooh, yes. Please share Phoenix! Please do!
16. 2017-03-16 at 5:22 PM UTC in Had a really nice dream...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject Why would you have the balls off and not the dick?
    
    Do you ever regret your choice?

    
    Because at this point they're basically useless anyway and they're really fucking ugly and annoying.
    
    And I don't regret going through with it, but I do feel like a lost cause romantically as a result. I mean I'm pretty sure this has ensured that I'm going to be celibate for life, so like... eh. No regrets, but maybe it hasn't all been for the best.
17. 2017-03-16 at 5:21 PM UTC in Dargo is Chris Hansen
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    Originally posted by Dargo Thanks. RisiR: stop talking about it and just pick a date to get your ass over here.

    
    You said yourself summer or fall is fine. Stop being so nervous.
18. 2017-03-16 at 5:21 PM UTC in Who do you vote for?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR I don't vote.

    
    Thank you.
19. 2017-03-16 at 5:20 PM UTC in Who do you vote for?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't vote. I'm not retarded.
20. 2017-03-16 at 5:19 PM UTC in Had a really nice dream...
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix This life chose me, man. Long story short: another dream I had when I was like 5 or 6 years old.

    
    Yeah, but what made you go from 'I'm a dude' one day to 'I'm now a tranny who's going to lop his balls off'?