i didnt even puke this time. Also I have not even touched the tech yet I think if i do it i will die. did not plan on coming home with tek lol. I'm just coming down from the CCC right now but CPM lasts FOREVER my heart is racing the bundy is gone but CPM is here
Im gonna puke in a bout a minute from CCCC and my hjaaert is racing and im pouring sweat. Sand zmoke tekkhhk...... toook tooo much CCCCC... .wdf.... wfg.... fgg..vexxxed to the maxx iddint think id get tkh wdf. If I smoke now I will die.
I got home and downed a box of zimmmies, went for a walk to the drug store to get bundyX gelcaps cuz CCC is killing me. The shit hits me in the store and I start to pour sweat and my pupils are giant, managed to get 3 boxes of gelcaps and 4 arizona green teas. I am carrying these tea heading home and suddenly...
Some drunk dude sitting on a bus bench drinking a beer says some drunken slurred words to me and im like "what?" and he says "Can I have a ciggarette?" i gave him a smoke and sat down on the bench because I was tripping the FUCK out.
This guy tells me he is in the hells angels and hes so drunk he can barely walk, I gave him like $10 in coins so he could buy beer, his name is Les. But he also asks to use my phone and dial a number to call his brother Danny and im like shure man I don't give a fuck and then he says to me "We have a pallet of guns and cocaine coming in I gotta call my brother" and he had a piece of paper with a phone number and "Danny" written at the top.
Danny didn't pick up the phone and suddenly this native guy rolls up on a bicycle and says this is his first time in the city but he knows Les by name and apparently they went to Jail together lol wtf?. Then Les pulls out thhis piece of paper and hands it tot me and i open it up and its an insurance claim for $3000 for a car accident or some shit with LESTER GORDON FREEMAN written at the top and im like wtf dude.
Then for no reason at all I say "HEY MAN GOT ANY TECH?" and suddenly the native guy and Les are talking about how there is a guy at the bar with an 8 ball the size of your fist and im like wut. Then he said "Phone the guy man!" and I said "What guy?" and the native guy said "Danny!" and im like how does he know Danny? and they both tell me to phone danny so I ring him up and the phone is turned off.
Les says "THATS DRUNK FUCK IS PLAYING THE SLOTS I KNOW IT!" and then the native guy talks to me privately he says "hey man if you need tek i know a girl shes pretty too" and im like fucking call her up mate, i keep thinking this guy is gonna run away with either my phone or cash so I want to stick with Les to find Tek but I let the native guy use my phone.
He calls the girl and says he has to go meet her somewhere? He says "watch my bag" and goes off, im like wtf im tripping out that guy was not legit. Then Les asks for another ciggarrette and I give it to him, he tries to get me to go to the bar he says he only smokes and drinks. I tried to smoke a joint with him but he wouldnt do it.
For some reason I decide to call the number of the girl and some mexican/colombian woman starts swearing at me asking where the fuck I am and then she hung up on me. I decided to wait there longer and the native guy came back and a bunch of other people that knew les came by and there was this toothless hooker that barely spoke english and I kept giving her ciggarretttes and calling her beautiful. She just walked on the bus with no money or anything lol. The native guy starts looking real nervous/sketch he says to give him the money and he will leave his bike and im like holy fuck this is really going down, so I give him the money.
He comes back with a huge grin on his face and walks into the bus shelter thing me and Les were chillin in and says "SCOOOOOOOOOOORE" and im like no way. Of course he wants some, so does everyone else, and theres a lot of people here. So I say "I gotta go meet my friends" the native guy tries to follow me but I was wandering too far from Crack Ave so he got sussed out and ditched me. Now all I had to worry about was the cops.
I saw SO MANY FUCKING POLICE maybe 20 or so cars/van/truck even a helicopter but I was in the heart of the city at a bus stop I was sitting there for 2 and a half Hours tripping the fuck out on bundy waiting for big brother to start and somehow I scored tech. what the fuck.
I am never doing this again lol so fucking sketchy, darknet is where its at. Also im tripping really hard on CCC and I have like a dozen missed calls on my phone from some guy named danny and all these angry text messages. Such a heat score
Originally posted by mmQ
I dreamt last night that I lost all the teeth on one half of my mouth and immediately met the girl of my dreams who kept making me smile and laugh and it was the most uncomfortable depressing time of my life.
Originally posted by Sophie
Maybe you should invest in proper dental care.
Why don't the two of you get a motel room and have an inbred
Originally posted by infinityshock
i have no idea what the fuck you just tried to post.
you should probably let the mass quantities of whatever mind-altering substances you consumed wear off before you make posts online that other people can see.
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