Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-06-27 at 3:59 AM UTC in Do you think Sploo's parents considered abortion?
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   I've actually considered getting sploo aborted myself. It's a lot of paperwork though.
2. 2015-06-27 at 3:56 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Crises averted!
3. 2015-06-27 at 2:48 AM UTC in I literally found a crack dealer
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   Hook me up with his number so I crank call him LEL.
   
   Also no supplements or syncans will affect the high, you can smoke a chunk a chunk the size of your pinky nail and you'll be fucking toooooooooted high as fucking hell for like a half hour then it's gone and you have more and it's like FUCK IT go again. Crack + Meth would be fun but they both smoke at different temps I think.
4. 2015-06-27 at 2:46 AM UTC in is homosexuality a sin?
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   No but it's pretty gay.
5. 2015-06-27 at 2:23 AM UTC in Whats with all the fireworks tonight
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   are they celebrating that gay marriage shit ?
6. 2015-06-27 at 1:23 AM UTC in Tree Thread
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   I go outside, I have trees!
   
   Not exactly a cool tree but the vultures in it are cool!
   
   
   
   Mexicoooo
   
   
   Mexicooooooooooo
   
7. 2015-06-26 at 11 PM UTC in Posts that quote me don't get updated to New Posts
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   I've noticed that there is a function to sort the topics but "by latest update" doesn't work.
8. 2015-06-26 at 10:58 PM UTC in I can't change my avatar
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   No, I can't do that with my browser believe it or not. I will try it with my phone later.
9. 2015-06-26 at 10:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Where are you going? You seem bored and completely lost in life. Like, when you finally decide to start on the path to independence and adulthood, will it be too late?

   
   Anywhere. To see my child probably at some point. I'm not thinking of leaving because I want to go hitchhiking again, I assure you.
10. 2015-06-26 at 10:51 PM UTC in Posts that quote me don't get updated to New Posts
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    They stay down the line for whatever reason.
11. 2015-06-26 at 10:39 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
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    I got a crate of cherries from my neighbor so cherries. A whole shitload.
12. 2015-06-26 at 10:36 PM UTC in I can't change my avatar
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    I get an error that it's not a valid image file or just "Error" but I've already been at the resize part.
    
    Help?
13. 2015-06-26 at 9:55 PM UTC in I've never banged a chick without a rubber.
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    I've done it both ways countless times. I've never had an unwanted child or anything of the sort. Why should you use condoms though? The very first time I had sex was with a childhood female friend I'd known my entire life, I think we were about 15 at the time. Anyways we just bare backed it and I soon told her I wasn't going to be her boyfriend so she comes up with the "omg I'm pregnant" thing, I guess to scare me into dating her or whatever…it was stupid and failed miserably but my point is if I had just taken the 3 seconds to slide a rubber on I could've saved myself months of agony.

    
    Maybe your sperm is impotent.
    
    I happened to lose my virginity on the wrongest day of the month.
14. 2015-06-26 at 9:52 PM UTC in Charmed to meet you all
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    The second thread I ever made around here was a Bill Krozby hate thread. We became good e-buddies since then but I still want to bash his head in sometimes.
    
    Hey Bill Krozby.
15. 2015-06-26 at 9:52 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Possibly going on a sudden hitchhiking trip with exactly 00.73 in my bank account, we will see how things pan out.
16. 2015-06-26 at 9:49 PM UTC in This Is Not a Question, It Is An Answer
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    Space niggas, obviously.
17. 2015-06-26 at 8:40 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Im cycling faster than Lance Armstrong after a steroid shot
18. 2015-06-26 at 8:36 PM UTC in Starting a new deep web drugz forum/site.
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    I used to admin a group on facebook called "Legalize Crystal Meth" and people actually were setting up deals on our page in Perth.
19. 2015-06-26 at 5:23 PM UTC in ever since Rdfrn closed I've just been sleeping all day long
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    hey man that was pretty funny when you was smoking that stuff off foil on TC. Maybe if I do some lines on cam it will cheer you up?.
20. 2015-06-26 at 5:22 PM UTC in Does anyone else think that the default avatar sort of looks like mq?
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    Not really, he's a bit bland, but it may just be the crippling depression.

    
    his one post on rdfrn hit me in the feels when he said something along the lines of how we has working on these projects to make money and stuff but just doesn't do it much anymore because of depression and I'm like fuuuuck thats exactly what I'm going through.