Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-08-25 at 3:20 AM UTC in Has Dumpster Slut Made It Here
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   ​I don't negotiate with terrorists.

   You couldn't negotiate with a Polish sausage wielding old woman from Auschwitz who fell off the turnip truck last night.
2. 2015-08-25 at 3:13 AM UTC in Has Dumpster Slut Made It Here
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That's because he has to figure out whether he needs to reconstruct the entire personality for imitation or if he can get by with a "hey it me! The person you want posting here!"

   I have a challenge for Spectral, I will bet him that he cannot get Dumpster Slut to post here. In fact I will take it one further I will bet that I can get Dumpster Slut to post here before he can. If I win the bet he must delete his account and never type Totse see on the internet again if I lose the bet I will do the same.
3. 2015-08-25 at 3:11 AM UTC in Most butthurt spud on this site
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Fat chance, kid. I've went the full mile and another mile for good measure with a lot uglier than you. I actually find you and your bed partner aren't even scary at all.

   
   This just in! Spectral doesn't afraid of anyone. That's all people, as you were.
4. 2015-08-25 at 3:07 AM UTC in Hey Specky Boy
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You could also describe me as passionate, dedicated and loyal, if you really wanted to.

   
   You know this isn't a mod interview right? Plus you don't impress me. Though I am slightly frightened.
5. 2015-08-25 at 3:07 AM UTC in Sophie's wildly innapropriate escapades.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Dude, it's totally common in most of the world. Many famous, well respected people that greatly advanced humanity married their cousins, first cousins, even. Darwin married his first cousin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=famous Fulfill our dreams, go for the true wincest route.

   Is that what happened to you your mom and dad were cousins?
6. 2015-08-25 at 3:06 AM UTC in Has Dumpster Slut Made It Here
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   You said the same thing when I Iron John magically appeared.

   
   That's because he has to figure out whether he needs to reconstruct the entire personality for imitation or if he can get by with a "hey it me! The person you want posting here!"
7. 2015-08-25 at 3:03 AM UTC in another spectral thread
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I probably will. All the other candidates are shit.
8. 2015-08-25 at 2:59 AM UTC in Donald Trump is visiting my state today
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Scotland.com - I never knew there was a website sadder then this one

   The redneck Iron John wasn't aware of it either until he tried to fake being part of it.
9. 2015-08-25 at 2:55 AM UTC in Work is gay.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I tried syncans once, but all that happened was that I felt nauseous the entire next day. So now I just do speed like every other hard worker

   Work might ne gay, but not nearly as gay as the real Mayberry. Unless of course we FagletGai.
10. 2015-08-25 at 2:46 AM UTC in Hey Specky Boy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    No! Vote for President Brown!

    https://www.nationstates.net/nation=jerry_brown
11. 2015-08-25 at 2:33 AM UTC in Has Dumpster Slut Made It Here
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Do you want a cameo or full appearance?

    You said the same thing when I Iron John magically appeared.
12. 2015-08-25 at 2:29 AM UTC in another spectral thread
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    It did scare you though right?

    I am Darth Beaver, The Dark Rodent, and I support this post. Vote Darth Beaver for President in 2016!...
13. 2015-08-25 at 2:18 AM UTC in Hey Specky Boy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Ban DaGuru 2015 For teh lulz.

    I am Darth Beaver, The Dark Rodent, and I support this post. Vote Darth Beaver for President in 2016!
14. 2015-08-25 at 2:13 AM UTC in Most butthurt spud on this site
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Sorry. There's no statute of limitation on Totse traitors.

    So exactly what is your impotent ass going to do to enforce that statute.
15. 2015-08-25 at 2:09 AM UTC in Hey Specky Boy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    As always. Spectral is an emotional gay. He gets really stretched and analed when hanging out on forums.

    FIXT
16. 2015-08-25 at 2:05 AM UTC in Has Dumpster Slut Made It Here
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    He is going around other forums looking for this place

    He's prolly lurking on a FagletGais nutsaxk with a pseudonym.
17. 2015-08-25 at 2:02 AM UTC in I'm just saying who are you?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    http://www.fengshuiweb.co.uk/animals/watertiger.htm
18. 2015-08-25 at 1:02 AM UTC in Has Dumpster Slut Made It Here
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol don't tell him where we are mang
19. 2015-08-24 at 8:48 PM UTC in Hey Specky Boy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Veey emotional response.

    
    As always. Spectral is an emotional guy. He gets really scared and angry when hanging out on forums.
20. 2015-08-24 at 8:34 PM UTC in Hey Specky Boy
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I was the only mod on Zoklet to mod four boards, and they were all major boards at that. I started out with Bad Ideas with zok as my co-mod. I modded it so well that zok gave me Bitch&Moan. Then I modded that so well that he gave me the Suggestions and the Help forums. Zok personally stated in M&A on several occasions that he thought I was doing a fantastic job, that's why he bypassed the rule that a mod could only mod a maximum of three forums. It was only when wires got in and started holding the kidiots hands and undoing their righteous bans that we faced off, because zok had let wires wear his balls for him. Then zok started attacking the userbase for wires, including the mod team, and so, eventually, I resigned, because zok had turned into nothing but a weak piece of shit, and I don't work under weak pieces of shit. Right up until my resignation, zok was more than happy with the way I was running things. I modded Zoklet for about a full year. So you see, Psycho and TheDarkRodent, your little history rewrites are feeble at best. Your little bedtime stories have absolutely no merit and are not based on the actual facts.

    Veey emotional response.