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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. booze before and grass and all that rhyming shit i can never remember

    Grass before beer you're in the clear, beer before grass you're on your ass?
  2. 2 litres of 7% beer, so umm 14ml of alcohol if my maths is correct.
  3. A gay man or a straight man? Because if it's the former tell her she's going to need to practice taking it up the ass.

    Hmm, actually, imagine if you manipulated her by genuinely trying to seem like you wanted to help her decide whether this was what she really wanted, help her transition. You could suggest she meet with you in private and dress up as a man. Then, of course, that would lead to pretending to have gay sex.

    Imagine how good the taboo would make the experience. Or at the very least it give you a hilarious memory for the rest of your life.

    That's genius, I'm going to suggest it now. I'm already doing the manipulation bit by pretending I want to help her when really it's just amusing me.
  4. Does this make you gay in spirit? IDK.

    Nah she's just fucked up and lying, she's desperate for attention so I told her I can get her steroids if she wants to make her more manly.
  5. My crazy ass ex is telling me she's transgender and a man trapped in a woman's body LOL.
  6. put starter fluid in a bag. Added water shook and extracted diethyl ether (Not recommended because a small amount of some chemicals do stay in)
    Now the fun part. I put it in a rag and huffed. I started to feel pounding on the sides of my head not in a unpleasant way. After about 2 minutes of huffing it i was transported into the teleportation of demensions. I saw the portal of demensions which was little green pacmen like things that would sing in strange languages. It was morphing around. I came out of it 8 minutes later and was coming down and feeling sedated. 7/10 would do again.

    One time i was huffing it outta starting fluid and all of a sudden i turned into into a playing card like a ace or king that had an eagle printed on it and then as the eagle i flew off the card and sat down. Didnt last long n i smelled like starting fluid
  7. again i'll say it again, quiet rodent
    Or what?
  8. quiet rodent

    HA
  9. if cotton candy tasted like ossuposums people wouldn't eat them as much
    If more kids came out like you people wouldn't let them live as much.
  10. Why didn't you say so.
    I did, twice...
  11. ill come visit, russia sounds fun
  12. No matter how many pancakes you put in a doghouse a motorcycle still doesn't have doors.
  13. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/when-grasshoppers-go-bibl/

    imagine the possibilities.
  14. Fuck da police

    Post last edited by §m£ÂgØL at 2017-01-12T10:32:33.754729+00:00
  15. I don't think the fact that this is your cousin is what most people would give a fuck about lol. She's 13, you're in what, your mid 20's?

    The problem with these types of relationships is that when you've got that kind of a leap in age from such a young person, people in their young teens, you've got a HUGE mental advantage over them. You can play them, you know how to trick and use them, you can very easily manipulate them. However, I've talked to you a good bit about this and it seems like you're not like that to me. This is disgusting to me in more of a physical way than a moral one. I really couldn't fuck a 13 year old if you paid me to.
  16. I'm on sausage, scrambled eggs, home fries, and toast.
  17. Shut up rodent
  18. How often are you using weed? There have been some extremely worrying studies that found that cannabis usage raises the risk and severity of the development of schizophrenia manyfold. Unfortunately, IIRC, it doesn't seem that it's because they're more likely to self-medicate, some have controlled for that and still found a large effect. I'm not just trying to torment you on the recurrent schizophrenia theme, I'm not planning to ever use it again, except possibly for high CBD strains and sparingly at that. I wish I had never abused it, it ended up having a horrible effect on my mental health. I don't think I really realized how bad it had been until I stopped.

    Have you ever tried high CBD strains or extracts, or even pure CBD? I'd highly recommend it. I may purchase this soon, if I can figure out whether the dosage is sufficient, taking into account any differences with sublingual administration: https://www.bluebrainboost.com/p/cannabidiol/

    Here's a thread on it, it's very high quality, being whole spectrum with many other phytocannabinoids is a nice quality, and the price can't be beat AFAIK: https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/3lhf3m/how_reputable_is_bluebrainboost_i_really_want_to/

    I really don't smoke it that much. I've been smoking maybe once a month if that although lately it's been a weekend thing but i'll get bored with it soon. I usually drink with it too, if I don't it's no good for my anxiety and hallucinations. Especially if I smoke too much.

    I don't have the luxury of trying high CBD strains or extracts, I've had extracts but I can't confirm their contents. Honestly, cannabinoids are just not for me. I am comfortable with having them from time to time but the exacerbation of my mental un-health is just too taxing to keep using. I much prefer to drink, I drink pretty much every night. It keeps away the hallucinations although it does make me depressed. I've been thinking about buying some clonazolam as I've heard it's the most similar rc benzo to clonazepam (spelling might be off) but I'm afraid of abusing them. I'm not good with dosing out benzos for myself, I need somebody to do it for me. When I was living with hydro it was easy because she'd just give them to me as needed, but when they're mine and when I"m giving them to myself "one more can't hurt, two more, three more, oooh fuck it more more more".

    That said, I REALLY benefit from benzos. They are very good at eliminating the irrational paranoia.
  19. Malice you have no idea

    Edit: Post 1337 woop!
  20. The mother of your child is going through a crisis and you're trying to get high on poppy seeds. An absolute no good bum. You should see what I recommended she do to you, you'd either have a panic attack or burst out laughing. Hydro, I give you permission to share it with him.

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