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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. Weed is the deed. Booze is for foos.
    My Father's girlfriend's son is about 36. He still runs with the same crew of losers he went to school with. They still run the same city streets they grew up on. They even still wear the same cringe style of cloths they did 20 years ago. Their vernacular has not changed since they were 16 and thought they were cool. Their days are spent pursuing the same endeavors they did when they lived at home.

    Basically they spend the daytime trying to hustle up a buck or two so they can score some drugs/booze, hang out and repeat the banal banter they have bandied about for the last two decades in a mutual futile effort to reassure one another that they are still cool. When you post ridiculous shit like this you remind me of them 20 years from now.

  2. Damn. He's onto us.

    I hope that helicopter arrives on schedule…
    1. When it comes to you and this community there is no "us".
    2. Put down the joke and step away from the funny.
    3. You've never posted anything funny.
    4. Stick with your strength, lying.
  3. Sliced tomato, and onion, thin crust. With anchovies. Extra anchovies.


    Or else that really thick chicago style pizza with the cheese in the middle, that I have ever only had as cold leftovers but it was the best pizza I have ever had.
    I don't know how close you are to Indianapolis but Giordano's, (https://giordanos.com) who for four decades only had two or maybe three locations in Chicago only has recently started to expand and even franchise, has a location at
    4110 EAST 82ND STREET Indianapolis, IN 46250.

    Giordanos has the best Chicago style pizza I the Galaxy. So if Indianapolis is far or you find yourself near there with the munchies do yourself and your taste buds a favor and grab a pie or two.
  4. Unless you're stuck in a wheel chair or jail cell how the fuck do you die? It's not like this was a tsunami, earthquake, or volcano where there is little or no warning. It was a week and a half of rain.

    Did they just sit there looking at each other asking;

    How high's the water, mama?
    Two feet high and risin'
    How high's the water papa?
    She said it's two feet high and risin'

    Now some will say, "But dams and levies broke". OK fine but they didn't break without any warning on a calm sunny day. They broke because the water just kept rising from the warning falling out of the sky for a week and a half. I just can't find the words to express how stupid one would have to be to drown/die in this situation.


    [FONT=Open Sans]Residents near one Columbia, South Carolina, lake were told to flee Monday afternoon, as a dam was about to break, potentially putting thousands in the path of millions of gallons of water.[/FONT]
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      [FONT=Open Sans]Those new evacuation orders were issued after concern that the Overcreek dam at Forest Acres could breach. Minutes later, the dam broke, becoming the 18th dam to breach or fail in the Palmetto State since Saturday.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]“I believe that things will get worse before they get better,” Columbia Mayor Steve Benjamin said Monday. “Eventually the floods will abate, but then we have to access the damage, and I anticipate that damage will probably be in the billions of dollars, and we’re going to have to work to rebuild. Some peoples’ lives as they know them will never be the same.”
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      [FONT=Open Sans]Although the bulk of the rain has ended, high waters are still a very dangerous reality after the historic flood event in South Carolina. Rescue crews went door to door in South Carolina's capital city of Columbia as officials continued to free residents that were trapped by severe flooding that swamped virtually the entire state.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]"We ask that people stay home. They don't need to be out in this," said Don Miller, Myrtle Beach Police Department spokesperson, in an interview with The Weather Channel.
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      [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=14px](INTERACTIVE: Columbia Report and Recover Map)
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      [FONT=Open Sans]At least 11 people have died from the floods in South Carolina since the rain began to fall days ago. In the wake of the disastrous flooding event, President Barack Obama signed a disaster declaration for the state of South Carolina, ordering federal aid to supplement state, tribal and local recovery efforts.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]Obama's action makes federal funding available to affected parties in Charleston, Dorchester, Georgetown, Horry, Lexington, Orangeburg, Richland and Williamsburg counties. Forms of assistance included are grants for temporary housing and home repairs, low-cost loans for uninsured property losses and other programs to help individuals and business owners recover.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]The rain event has set records all over the state, flooding entire towns. For some locations, this historic rainfall qualifies as a 1,000-year rain event, meaning in a given year there is a 1 in 1,000 chance of observing rainfall totals of this magnitude.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]"The flooding is unprecedented and historical," said Dr. Marshall Shepherd, a meteorologist and director of the atmospheric sciences program at the University of Georgia, in an email to The Associated Press.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]The University of South Carolina announced Tuesday classes will be canceled due to the floods. Parts of Columbia, including the USC campus, lost water service, and plans were being made to deliver bottled water and portable restrooms to the students Monday morning.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]As a result, officials are begging residents from other areas to donate water for Columbia residents who lack running water. Collections have been set up all over the state for citizens to bring extra bottled water that will be delivered to the Midlands, according to the AP.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]Columbia city officials have released a statement issuing a boil water advisory to all 375,000 of its water customers, advising them to vigorously boil their water for at least a full minute. Any ice made from water that was not boiled beforehand should also not be used.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]Swift-water rescue teams plucked hundreds of residents from stranded cars and flooded homes all over the state.
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      [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=14px]Officials say it may take weeks or months to assess all of the closed roads and bridges. A 75-mile stretch of I-95, the freeway that connects Miami to Washington, D.C. to New York, remains closed Tuesday morning.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]Hundreds of roads will remain shut down across the state Tuesday; the South Carolina Department of Transportationhas a full list here.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]Multiple dam breaches were reported Sunday morning in Columbia, according to the city's fire department. On its Twitter page, the department said Arcadia Lake, Forest Lake and Lake Dogwood have been affected by the breaches, and if residents are in a dry place, they should remain there.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]The city of Columbia, which reported a new 24-hour record rainfall – 7.77 inches between 11 a.m. Saturday and 11 a.m. Sunday – was placed under a mandatory curfew Sunday night into Monday morning.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]There have also been reports of looting in Columbia, where some evacuated residents said they returned to find possessions missing from their homes, WACH.com reported.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]"Overnight we had a break-in, so whatever was upstairs they came in and took. TV's, jedielry, everything," Willow Creek Apartments resident Pamela Courts told WACH.com.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]Emergency vehicles struggled to navigate the flooded roadways, and in many instances, they were only able to reach victims by boat. In Berkeley County, the U.S. Coast Guard assisted in water rescues, according to WCSC-TV, as more than one family needed to be removed from their homes. Authorities also requested helicopters to aid in rescues because the number of people needing help outnumbered the vehicles that could reach them.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]On Sunday, a Coast Guard crew aboard an MH-65 Dolphin helicopter rescued Cristi Mueller and her 15-month-old daughter from the roof of their home in Huger. The mother and daughter were stranded after heavy rain and flooding overtook the house, forcing them onto the roof to escape the water. They were hoisted and taken to Mt. Pleasant Regional Airport and are in good condition with no injuries.
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      [FONT=Open Sans]Nearly 30,000 customers lost power at the height of the storms. By Tuesday morning, less than 1,000 homes remained without power.
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      [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=14px]During the event, flooding was also reported in the Myrtle Beach area. According to local reports, vehicles were getting stranded on flood-covered, impassable roads, and some neighborhood roads were also flooded. City Manager John Pederson was authorized by Mayor John Rhodes todeclare a state of emergency for Myrtle Beach. Residents are being encouraged to stay inside and, if driving is absolutely necessary, not to attempt driving through standing water.
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      [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=14px]Gov. Haley declared a state of emergency Thursday evening in advance of any potential impacts from flooding. President Obama also declared a state of emergency and ordered federal aid to help the recovery in South Carolina.
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      [FONT=Open Sans][SIZE=14px]"This is different than a hurricane because it is water, it is slow moving and it is sitting. We can't just move the water out," said Haley at a news conference.[/SIZE][/FONT]
    • Something I remembered was mentioned in Rick Strassman's (DMT: The Spirit Molecule) AMA: http://themindunleashed.org/2014/08/happens-artist-suffers-cancer-pineal-gland.html

      His paintings: https://www.flickr.com/photos/shawnthornton/sets/72157627356593056/

      When I saw that first painting in the article I thought, "Woah, that's DMT."
      One of those paintings by itself would be mildy interesting. But as a collection of work it sucks. They are the same patterns and symbols arranged differently on slightly different backgrounds and or landscape or portrait canvas orientation.

      To me it shows a lack of imagination
    • I don't know what you mean.
      I mean you think you're posting to people who don't already know. That's why you get the response you do. You're like a school kid who just learned something that is new and exciting to you. So you run home all worked up and blurt the information out to your family. Then when your Dad says, "that's nice go do your homework", and your mom replies, "interesting, now change out of your school clothes before you go outside and play", you reply, "I don't know what you mean".
    • Did you ever see that video on Zoklet where a guy was fucking a miniature pony? It looked pretty good, to be honest. Nice and tight, surprisingly neat and clean.
      Die
    • LLZ still exists? I thot the disgusting man woman hybrid that ran thAt place kilt itself after those embarrassing YouTube videos were exposed…. Randy airlines heeehee
      Tupac is running it now I think.
    • I am running a moded version of Kerbal Space Program.

      Game Guide:
      http://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/Tutorial:Game_Manual

      Mods I got:
      Realism Overhaul: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/99966-1-0-4-Realism-Overhaul-v10-4-1-2015-264
      Real Solar System: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/55145-1-0-4-Real-Solar-System-v10-2-July-30
      This one I think you will like, Kerbal Operating System: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/68089 DOCS: http://ksp-kos.github.io/KOS_DOC/
    • [FONT=helvetica][SIZE=14px]If inter-species reproduction were possible, what species would you like to mate with the most?[/SIZE][/FONT]
    • Do we have unlimited resources? Because if we're making a fuel station we're going to have to bring all the fuel that the station has with it on launch.

      We have mostly unlimited resources but for purposes of the physics engine design has to remain reasonable. I honestly think the most feasible method of constructing a fuel station would be to create a station with the desired amount of docs. We launch the station first and have it hover in the Lagarange Point between the earth and moon and send the fuel up and dock it. We could expand on this station by sending up various bays for the craft and docking them. If we had six bays we could carry three large tanks of fuel and three crew bays.

      I propose we equip the satellite with a smaller robotic vessel that we equip with electrolysis gear so that we can turn lunar water ice (From the craters where the sun don't shine) into hydrogen and oxygen for fuel. And store that on the refueling station for the manned mission.

      Unfortunately this is out of the bounds of the simulation. Ill search for a mod but I haven't found anything yet that allows you to produce fuel.

      Also, stages are weight dependent, the more shit we bring the more stages we'll need, shit would include fuel.

      This is very much true. Not to mention the more stages you add the more fuel you consume. This is why I promote the multiple launch docking method of constructing large craft.
    • Most niggers can use their lips as flotation devices.
    • Somewhere on the forest moon of Endor.
      ZING
    • Maybe, all i know is that this thread made me hungry.
      Mmmmm pizza
    • I had to google 'type specimen'.
      Don't feel bad, me too... :(
    • Nice avatar, where did you get it man?
    • Honestly it looks good, but italian pizza is just nice, because it has a nice thin crust. These things have huge crust with cheese wedged between them as well. It's probably tasty but it's more like the bastard child of pizza than anything else.

      It's more like...

    • Gtfo newb
      I love that I was here at least 3 decades before you and will read your obituary.
    • I nominate Bill Krozby as the test monkey for the first flight.
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