Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-01-17 at 7:46 PM UTC in Your Favorite Recipes That Use Cum
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm sort of an alcoholic, so I'm fond of this modified White Russian:
   
   2oz vodka
   1oz kahlua/coffee liquer
   1/2oz-1oz of delicious semen
   cream/milk to taste (freshly lactated breast milk is the most wholesome)
   
   Basically you mix the first 3 and top off the glass with the breast milk (or regular milk if you're not fortunate enough to have a reliable breastmilk supplier).
   
   Tastes great, and really; you can't go wrong with semen.
2. 2016-01-17 at 6:56 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Soooo…. who is Sharpie? LOL. Man, y'all are fucking confusing.

   
   I honestly don't know, but you aren't the first person to make that mistake. I think it's someone casting a magical spell to try and get inside my asshole.
3. 2016-01-17 at 5:58 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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   And fucking Crazymike. We always miss each other. Almost like Clark Kent and Superman... Cough*fuck arnox*Cough.
4. 2016-01-17 at 5:56 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I need Unstable Matter back. That dude couldn't hide himself behind one of Bill Krozby's whale girls. I knew it was him before he even posted.
5. 2016-01-17 at 5:53 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Soooo.... who is Sharpie? LOL. Man, y'all are fucking confusing.
6. 2016-01-17 at 5:49 PM UTC in Dear America
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I figured it out.
   
   Thank you, Rodent. That was fucking helpful. The linebreaks bothered the shit out of me.
   
   Booya.
7. 2016-01-17 at 5:45 PM UTC in Where is Spectral?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I am an ever-present force, shrouded in a dim cloak of shadows.

   
   
   That's comforting.
8. 2016-01-17 at 5:30 PM UTC in TRT - New Topics
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   Yea, but it's stupid as fuck. I thought it was a decision by the admins because "stupid reasons" and Lanny don't roll like that. He used to be pro TRT.
9. 2016-01-17 at 5:20 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I use too much "ne" "ka" and "desu".

   
   Also it seems like you went from using ore to watashi in the span of one sentence, which is... I don't know, it's probably fine? Seems a bit bi-polar but I don't actually know anything about Japanese or Japanese culture/the way the language is spoken there. Ha ha ha ha.
10. 2016-01-17 at 3:48 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Eto… Ogenki desu ka?

    
    Taikutsudesu, anata wa? Jinsei wa guraindodesu.
11. 2016-01-17 at 3:28 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I liked this thread better when we were talking in Japanese.

    
    I can't speak Japanese. I had to google for most of what I said. I want to learn, but learning is such a hassle... and I'm so very sleepy. That said, start speaking Japanese some more. It's good having a reason to learn.~
12. 2016-01-17 at 2:43 PM UTC in Sploo i found a picture of you and Ashley.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Simcity on bundy.
13. 2016-01-17 at 2:39 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    You do realize that's not what they use that for, right?
    
    Anyway, welcome!!!!!

    
    What's not what they use what for? I'm so confused.
14. 2016-01-17 at 2:39 PM UTC in Where is Spectral?
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    He showed up at Redfern but got pissed at the jedi dude and was all pissy with everybody. His dementia got worse he said. I believe him. He also moved to a real house if I remember correctly.
15. 2016-01-17 at 2:29 PM UTC in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    OP is HTS?

    
    The one and only. ♥
16. 2016-01-17 at 2:12 PM UTC in Sploo i found a picture of you and Ashley.
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    I thought you were gonna post that pic of him where he was on that one ride and he just stares at the camera without any emotion. Great picture.

    I seriously need that picture. It's maybe the least pretentious piece of art I've ever seen. I must frame it and I'm sure I can sell it to some jedi for a lot of money. Money I will not share with Sploo because that would ruin the piece.
17. 2016-01-17 at 2:06 PM UTC in Where is Spectral?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Did the mothership finally bring him home or did he fall off a roof that was too steep even for his excellent physical condition?
    
    Anyway, I want to read some old men posts and feel good about myself.
    
    Full stop.
    
    
18. 2016-01-17 at 1:59 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Condition or not, my word is awesome.

    You probably stole it from Batman.
19. 2016-01-17 at 1:55 PM UTC in The Memberlist
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    http://niggasin.space/memberlist
    
    Looks fishy.... just sayn.
20. 2016-01-17 at 1:30 PM UTC in Visitor Messages
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ok.