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Posts by The Self Taught Man



  1. Empty your trash in my mouth.
  2. I forgot I have 7 iPads (I broke 6 of them)
  3. Starter fluid makes you lose your shit.
  4. You look like an eskimo wolf. Ya feel?

    You're MY ESKIMO WOLF :o:o:o
  5. You have to know the reason you have 2,000 followers. We just want to jack off to your tits. Stop posting photos of boring shit that we don't care about, like your goddamn food, your pets, or fucking QUOTES. The fucking quotes, oh my god. You're not a philosopher. You're a stupid, worthless cunt with nothing to offer but your shitty, deteriorating body. Once I've blown my load with the aid of your fucking selfie and a bunch of sick, disgusting fantasies using the power of my imagination, you're nothing to me.
  6. This will be my last post before I press the self-destruct button.



    This is my 21 year old sister, who I've engaged in incest with on a near-daily basis since I was 11 years old.

    The shame of revealing this and the possible legal implications will hopefully compel me to never to return to this dreaded, noxious wasteland of broken dreams.

    Guess what her name is?

    [FONT=times new roman]Ashley~ ~ ~[/FONT]
  7. Goodbye.

    You've caused this, but I still hope you will remember me.

    I work for the sun. I learn through subconscious scribbling of the Law.

    Lanny and Malice are going to get married. You're all going to get vanned.

    Nostradamus 2016.

    We are all one.

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    **^*^*^*^*^^^*^*^FAREWELL*^*^*^*^^*^*^*^^*^*

  8. I will take pictures of all my triangles if I go out there on Sunday. It was such a trip there was a point where it felt like I was an alien God building the great pyramids out of wood for all eternity

    Nutmeg tripping is fun as hell. I'm gonna start shooting parsley oil into my veins one day I almost don't even need beedrill no more.

    Beedrill + nutmeg I just woke up and its 1am Saturday and I have a full body hangover that feels like my limbs are gonna fall off from gangrene. Can't tell if I'm sore from nutmeg or chopping all that wood, or both.
  9. ridin that permastone ∆
  10. dont make me kms
  11. Hurrah!
  12. I don't visit /pol/. I make my own opinions. People have said I'd fit in there though.
  13. I do this sometimes, it's fun on the comeup but I can't focus on external things so well at the peak.

    I may have posted once before about how I was making a greek salad during a trip once and I had this really long, vivid hallucination of a whole life living on an ionian isle (part of greece) as I would imagine it to have been in like 200BC. Like a 40 year life it felt like, I can still remember scenes from that as well as memories from a few years ago, remember having a kid and shit. Literally stepped backwards and fell on my ass when I eventually realized I was actually 21st century nigga just making a greek salad


    how much ?
  14. Too much /pol/ rots your brain m8


    Says the guy who programs a "cuck" button into the forum. Yesss stupid goyim keep thinking about black penises.
  15. Too much /pol/ rots your brain m8

    Kek, I agree, but just the right amount and you will see the world for what it is.
  16. On Wednesday I was having a coffee and decided to shave up a nutmeg and put it in my coffee. I started to trip so I went walking around town with nutmegs in my pocket

    I saw a ghost head man ride floating bicycle across grass like it was pavement

    Then I was sitting in my internet spot and this old Indian man who just opened a restaraunt says to me "come here" and I'm like "why am I going over there?" He asked if I need food and I just say "I just ate a nutmeg I need water because my throat is dry"

    He says "why you eat the nutmeg? You starve?" I'm like yeah sure I'll play the part and said I'm homeless and all I have to eat is nutmeg

    The guy took me in the restaraunt and cooked me a bunch of Indian food and then his wife came and they talked in Indian and offered me a place to stay if I worked for them

    I had to babysit this 8 year old Indian girl for 2-3 hours the whole time though I was tripping on nutmeg and all their Indian relics and status and painting of a guy wearing a turban had this gold aura around them.

    I ground up the entire bag of nutmegs and drank it with coffee at these indians peoples house. Then the old man tells me he needs some fire wood cut

    I spent 9 hours using a power splitter chopping fire wood while pink Floyd "Nobody Home" played on an infinite loop in my head while the nutmeg kicked in. 4 hours into cutting wood I started getting delerious as fuck. My mouth kept drying out no matter how much water or soda I drank, everything was shimmering and my limbs felt so fucked I could hardly walk or lift wood. I kept hallucinating tiny bugs swarming me and I cut all the guys wood into triangles. So many triangles for 9 hours I just cut cut cut ∆ if it was slightly round or square I spent 5 minutes on a single log so I could make it all TRIANGLES.

    Also songs kept playing non stop in my head like the marine chant from full metal jacket but the words were changed.

    I DONT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN TOLD!
    NUTMEG TRIPS ARE GOOD AS GOLD!
    HOW GOOD?
    REAL GOOD!
    REAL DRUGS!
    MARINE DRUGS!

    MANTICORE OF DARKNESS LEADS THE WAY!
    WHILE I EAT NUTMEG CUTTIN WOOD ALL DAY!
    NUTMEG! HOORAH!
    TASTES GOOD!
    REAL GOOD!
    HOW GOOD?
    MARINE GOOD!!!

    Non stop for 9 hours this was the madness in my head.

    they brought me apples and Indian sandwiches while I worked. I got paid $100 for babysitting and cutting wood and I'm supposed to be back on Sunday to stack all my triangles for 4-5 hours.

    I already spent $40 on weed, beer and a huge bag of ground nutmeg. And doritos brand edible triangles ∆. What a week.

    Im still tripping on nutmeg also I put like 6-7 heaping tablespoons in a single cup of coffee every day its my new thing.
  17. lol!
  18. Right lane must turn right.
  19. ^special enough to have multiple people on this site make threads about me


    You're an internet celebrity with haters damn ,I'm not even that cool.
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