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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. I haven't slept and I'm fine. Maybe that's why I want to kill everyone in my path today
  2. 2 terrible parents, neither of whom are fit to have kids, arguing over who is worse. What a forum we post on.

    If I had a kid I'd trust schplew to look after it over either of you.

    At least he'd just leave it outside and neglect it, Hydro would rent it out for a bag of heroin and Bill Krozby would try to fuck it
  3. In my country you get a bunch of church phone numbers and coping pamphlets
  4. I think it would be a good fit for you. You should become an ambulance driver one day.
  5. My entire work is run by women and sometimes they gather around me as I'm trying to work and talk me about useless stuff like schedule and this order and that order bla bla and then she asks how I'm doing and I'm like I have no fucking idea you completely distracted me.

    I'm all stressed out and pissed off at all these fucking WOMEN poke and prod every little tiny detail so I say FUCK THIS BULLSHIT and go outside to have a smoke to calm down.

    And there's two more women out there and its the loudest most annoying ones bitching and whining and THEY WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP I JUST WANT A CIGARETTE IN PEACE NOT LISTENING TO A PACK OF HENS CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.

    Then I go back in and finally all the females are gone from my area, my coworker friend asks me "Wtf are they freaking out about"??

    I'm like I dunno man, everything is fine.

    And everything was fine.
  6. You are all stuck in the past.
  7. Syncans are meant to be sprayed onto sugar leaf. Thats their purpose in the universe.
  8. A deaf-mute woman would be all right
  9. Malice you started smoking weed like 2 weeks ago
  10. Probably, I'm sure you could wing it. Say HIV has given you severe depression and you're scared to go out due to anxiety and fear of persecution
  11. Title....
  12. Originally posted by reject I'd take HIV if it meant I could get DLA and pip.

    HIV is totally worth £1k+ and a flat for the rest of my life for doing fuck all.

    Please tell me this isn't how you get treated for HIV in the UK.

    I might have to get some.
  13. I'd take HIV if it meant I could get DLA and pip.

    HIV is totally worth £1k+ and a flat for the rest of my life for doing fuck all.
  14. FUBINACAs an ABINACAs are ok, too.
  15. Diacethylmorphin.
  16. HTS and reject sitting in a tree.

    S.H.A.R.I.N.G their H.I.V.
  17. 5f-akb47 and whatever the fuck the other one I used to smoke was, ab-fubinaca or some shit, smelled like cancer when smoked
  18. Don't go beyond generation 4. 5f-akb47 is the newest one that wasn't pure ass.

    Post EU ban Cannabimimetics are ass. I had one good blend of unknown substances in the past 3 months.

    The new ones are renal failure in a bag.
  19. Fent analogues
  20. Originally posted by Lanny Samesies. What have I become?

    I went out and bought cider, have a can in front of me yet I'm drinking tea instead. Something's wrong
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