Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-08 at 1:46 AM UTC in How to sleep
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   More benzos
2. 2017-01-08 at 1:41 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's guid to talking to women
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   Should I be offended or pleased that a former twink doesn't find me "fun"?
3. 2017-01-08 at 1:35 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's guid to talking to women
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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm not being frothy.. but I guess you're right, I thought hydromorphone was a chick but shes way more of a man than §m£ÂgØL
   
   and whether there are chicks here or not, this is some you can use "In real life" you probably wouldnt know anything about that

   
   I wouldn't use this in real life cos I have standards these days.
   
   I mean, they're not high standards, but way more so than yours
4. 2017-01-08 at 1:26 AM UTC in The Hygiene Myth
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   They can smell the meth in your sweat
5. 2017-01-08 at 1:24 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's guid to talking to women
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   But there's no chicks here so why are you always so frothy round us?
6. 2017-01-08 at 1:13 AM UTC in The Hygiene Myth
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   When I use hygiene products like aftershave, shampoo, deoderant people at work complain but when I'm sweating and gross I get hugs?? Women are fucked
7. 2017-01-08 at 1:09 AM UTC in How to learn to cook meth Part 1 - The Shake and Bake.
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   Banp!!!!!
8. 2017-01-07 at 11:52 PM UTC in Say you had somebody's bank account number and sort code....
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   Originally posted by mmQ Why the hell aren't you using it for personal gain?

   
   Because I don't know how :(
9. 2017-01-07 at 11:51 PM UTC in Today's my birthday
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   Originally posted by mmQ Oh I came here to do just that I got distracted by the thing.
   
   Here's a birthday poem by Jeriamius Dringle:
   
   Put on your cap, hooray!
   Someone turns 20, today!
   Make it the best
   A fine logic test
   What the fuck else can I, say?!
   Bill Krozby is gay

   
   It's my birthday soon so you better write me a poem too. You have a few weeks to come up with something great
10. 2017-01-07 at 11:42 PM UTC in Today's my birthday
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    Originally posted by mmQ U gay!! OoOoh!! Somebody just got fucking TOLD!!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!!

    
    >doesn't even wish sploo a happy blongus chog
    
    you're just the worst kind of person
11. 2017-01-07 at 11:30 PM UTC in Say you had somebody's bank account number and sort code....
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    I'll take that. They're all going out on the 22nd so I have to hope and pray they don't see them before then
12. 2017-01-07 at 11 PM UTC in Did white people evolve white skin to camouflage with the snow?
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    The only thing I need is fried chicken and amphetamines. I choose to wear the robes because I'm proud of who I am.
13. 2017-01-07 at 10:59 PM UTC in Did white people evolve white skin to camouflage with the snow?
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    If I lie in snow you can only see my pubes
14. 2017-01-07 at 10:59 PM UTC in Did white people evolve white skin to camouflage with the snow?
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    If you were true white you wouldn't need KKK robes
15. 2017-01-07 at 10:58 PM UTC in Say you had somebody's bank account number and sort code....
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    It was some dopey cunt posting one they found trying to find it's owner. On the plus side 4 charities are benefitting to the tune of £25 each per month til the owner of said account realises they're losing £100.
    
    Does this count as me personally giving £100 to charity each month and I get the karma for it?
16. 2017-01-07 at 10:56 PM UTC in Say you had somebody's bank account number and sort code....
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    I bet a female taking dumb pictures.
17. 2017-01-07 at 10:55 PM UTC in Joe biggs triggers social justice jedis
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    This is why god invented mass shootings.
18. 2017-01-07 at 10:54 PM UTC in Did white people evolve white skin to camouflage with the snow?
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    Originally posted by reject But it'd be easier to do if you could blend in with your surroundings. If you stayed black they'd see you coming a mile off.
    
    Think about it, white people evolved to look like snow. Black people evolved to look like bleak desolate landscapes. Chinese evolved to blend in with rice fields, hence why they're short and have those hats.

    
    I think I would have better luck in a ghillie suit or my KKK robes.
19. 2017-01-07 at 10:48 PM UTC in Today's my birthday
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie What i mean, you dimwits of musical understanding, is that there is no time signature. Most music is in 4/4, also known as common time, where measures are four quarter-notes long. One two three four one two three four (and so on), or perhaps : One two three four (etc), or any other such variation; which beats are stressed doesn't change the time signature, but how many notes you can fit into a measure will.
    
    What's more, holding on to the same tempo(The speed at which the piece is played) does not equate to holding a rhythm.
    
    
    Clearly, neither of you have ever played music in any sort of serious fashion. Now you can feel some type of way about that but at the end of the day, it sucked, and that is an objective fact.

    
    Sploo is a born black metal drummer gifted with the powers of satan himself. He doesn't need rhythmic beauty, just rapid fire sperg ape mode skin slapping to bring the sounds of hell to earth
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U8QGnDlK3k
20. 2017-01-07 at 10:45 PM UTC in Say you had somebody's bank account number and sort code....
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    post it on /b/