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2017-07-04 at 6:36 AM UTC in How hot is your weathergirl?
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2017-07-03 at 10:39 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Oh, never mind. I don't like them then. I thought it was one and I loved the mashup. "All of Life is Suffering and Exterminate the Human Race." It's so aggressive. I've got a thing for run on titles.
he could literally just name it a slayer song title and it would be the sameThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-02 at 5:31 AM UTC in Questions about Fingerprintsoh man this is the kind of thread i know the answer to
nitrile gloves have better tensile strength from my experience, but latex holds up better under heat. what i usually do at work is alternate between nitrile and latex, so i will put my cutting gloves on and then put on nitrile gloves and when those eventually rip, put on latex.
nitrile gloves are looser at the wrist for whatever size you wear, while latex fit decently at the appropriate size.
as for leaving prints through a nitrile glove, im not sure, but having an alternated layer of nitrile>latex would fix that entirely and its not even a millimeter of extra thickness on your hand for peace of mind. putting a pair over one youre already wearing is a little problematic if both pairs are dry, so what i do is get the pair in already wearing wet or get some water inside the 2nd pair so they slide right on. dont overdo it with the water though, you dont want shitty dripping handsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-03 at 5:05 AM UTC in Name the 3 NiS posters that youtfw nobody said me
reststop, mmq, and sophie probably... risir, actor, dargo and aldra are good too
anyone who has a refined shitposting palate is a good poster in my bookThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-03 at 6:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSthe first fap after manscaping is truly an amazing thingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-03 at 6:03 AM UTC in Name the 3 NiS posters that youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-02 at 5:16 AM UTC in We're already half way through the year.congratulations on learning how to look at a calendarThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-02 at 5:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSim suck bepis xDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-02 at 5:05 AM UTC in Which poster do you miss the most?brain surgeonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-01 at 4:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSwhy does meth make me wistfully listen to country musicThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-01 at 4:51 PM UTC in Taking requests.how much for you to take a hit off of a dick vape
i dont want a drawing i want the real thingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-01 at 4:46 PM UTC in I'm very hungry right nowjust eat some drugsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-01 at 4:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by RestStop About a year ago I was involved in a car accident where I was the only fatality in a truck containing 6 people. I remember looking up from the passenger seat and seeing an oncoming vehicle and the rest is just darkness. I couldn't move or speak and could only listen to the screaming of my friends as they escaped the burning truck. Eventually all went quiet and I could hear a soft voice and a man appeared in front of me. The man informed me I was dead and that it was time I move on. Confused, I asked what he was talking about and if this was a dream. The man smiled and said that denial is a part of moving on but agreed to show me proof. Suddenly we were at a funeral viewing and the man carefully guided me up to the casket. After taking a closer look I all but freaked out as I saw myself lying dead in the casket. With my hands trembling as I touched my cold skin reality began to set in.
“Let’s go” he said. “We can’t stay here forever.”
I was shocked and began breaking down. I pleaded with the man to help me, after all I was just a sophomore in college with so much life ahead of me. I asked the man if there was anyway he could help me or give me a chance.
“Well yes, there is one way, but of course like everything it comes at a cost.” He said.
“What sort of cost? Like my soul?” I replied.
“No, no, my child I am not trying to take your soul it is already accounted for. However, there is still a price to pay but what exactly it is varies from person to person. Think of it as more of a trade, by accepting this extension you agree to trade me something back.”
“Will anyone be hurt?”
“Have no fear; no one will endure any pain. The price may not even be realized immediately, and don’t worry your satisfaction is guaranteed.”
The man then looked in his coat and pulled out a black book, he flipped through the pages, turned his focus back to me and said:
“Now if you’re ready to go through with this, please just sign here” He pointed at a blank page in the book.
“In blood?” I asked
The man chuckled softly and stated: “No my boy, with this pen”
He handed me a pen and I began to sign the book. As I finished my signature I began to feel warmth in my chest and the man began to fade away. The last thing he said to me before he vanished was:
“Bye for now and I hope you are satisfied with this trade.”
I woke up in a hospital bed and was told I had been in an accident and more importantly I had been the sole survivor of a crash that should have killed me. The doctor stated that it was a miracle I survived unscathed while the others died on impact. He also informed me that I had been in a coma for quite some time but that with therapy I should be back to normal in no time. A while later my parents visited and explained that due to the drunken semi driver hitting us that my friend’s families and my family had gotten some rather large settlements. My parents said that with proper investing and management I wouldn’t have to ever worry about money.
As you can imagine I wasn’t able to sleep well. Every time my eyes would close I would hear my friends’ screams, this was eventually paired with images of them yelling as flames engulfed them. Having to live in the house 2 of my now deceased friends shared with me didn’t help either. I drink a lot now to try and escape the reality that I selfishly traded my one life for theirs. After all, they were my best friends since elementary and I selfishly traded my own life for theirs. Days, weeks and months went on with me killing bottle after bottle trying to cope with myself all while crazily calling to the air that I wanted to undo this trade. I thought I would never here from the man and that I was just crazy and thought a dream was reality. However, yesterday something strange happened, the doorbell rang and as I carried my hungover self to the door and opened it I realized there was no one there. Looking down I noticed a black business card with red letters lying on the ground with two lines that read:
“Unsatisfied with your recent trade?”
“Give me a call!”
The back of the card had a number paired with an image of the familiar man printed next to it. Nothing prepared me for what was in store for me when I called that number.
check out a story called "why i havent showered in 21 years", i think you'd like itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-29 at 6:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-29 at 6:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Hey, Mount and Blade is a fucking great game. Warband I assume? Which mod/dlc are you playing? Most my time has been spent in Viking Conquest. I had to reinstall windows a while back though and I lost my good save, which sucks, because i was well on my way to becoming something more than just a fief baron.
vanilla warband, horseman build, swadian start, bow/2h/polearm proficiency.
have like 8 heroes in my party right now, all specced for party skills and mounted combat. focus on wound management, surgery, trade, and pathfinding. the only one i've had leave was bunduk but he's hot garbage anyway. im having trouble getting together the money to equip them all with horses and weapons/armor while also keeping my army maintained and paying their wages which is around 1200 denars per week for a 50~ man war party.
army is focused on mounted units. roughly 3/5 heavy cavalry, 1/5 heavy infantry, and 1/5 archers. the cavalry units are a mixture of the swadian mounted units, mercenaries, slavers, and a couple sword sisters. my infantry units are pretty much all hired blades, mercenary swordsmen, and swadian sargeants. my archers are pretty much just swadian crossbowmen and mercenaries, with a couple watchmen in there. i try to hire as many peasant women, farmers, and manhunters as i can because their upgraded variants are so fucking good.
my party right now absolutely shits on everything and its pretty much over when the cavalry gets to the opposing force unless im up against a nobleman who has me greatly outnumbered. everything that the horsemen dont demolish i clean up, and by the time the infantry gets there almost all the enemies are dead or being routed. even if im being chased by a stronger party on the map, i can always get away because of how fast mine moves from all the mounted units.
also, is there a way i can get a polearm that isnt dogshit? i dont want to use a lance because i cant land couched hits worth a fuck, and even if i could i would need a solid charger to make the most of it. most good 2h/polearm combinations have insane swing damage but trash ass thrust damage and that combined with their low speed makes them shit for someone who pretty much is always fighting from a saddle. i had to compromise on something 2h, at least decent weapon reach and speed, while also doing good damage, and it seems like the sword of war is my best option. ive been using it for a while, only swapping it out to experiment. full gallop swings do 60+ damage and i can thrust if needed for usually 40-50. i think im going to test out some swing-only 2h weapons on horseback and see if the unbalanced debuff makes much of a difference. it probably wont seeing as you could probably break a shield with one hit going full speed.
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2017-06-28 at 7:02 AM UTC in Quick thought regarding eyedrop needing situationshow can an eye drop kill the high
stoners are fucking goofyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-28 at 6:03 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by RestStop That's good then. The increased sociability leads me to believe that your dosage is rather low(again, good) you're not getting "stuck" yet where you literally can't leave a certain place/situation because you're so fixated on it. Trust me you'll know when you're stuck.
this just happened
i just played mount and blade for literally 5 hours straight and didnt hardly noticeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-28 at 6:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by RestStop Who else uses this site as their main source of "social media?" Aside from this I only have a Reddit account in which I only ever really browse /nosleep and I usually only upvote and rarely comment there…
besides snapchat yeah i barely ever check my instagram feed anymoreThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-27 at 11:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSbecause i have 12 cars retardThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-27 at 3:54 PM UTC in The 5 least socially adjusted users.lists are dumb and gayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
