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2017-07-11 at 5:58 AM UTC in made some poppy seed tea todayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-11 at 3:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSyfw kinkou went from "fuck off no pictures" to "silly boys hehe" in 2 seconds flat
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2017-07-11 at 5:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by hydromorphone fuck if I'm going to sit by and have you attack who I love with me sitting by, and you should know that. Go die in a fire, faggot.
>say you still love §m£ÂgØL
>>stop being a meanie to the people i love or ill rough you up!!!!!
>shit on §m£ÂgØL
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2017-07-11 at 5:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-10 at 9:56 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-10 at 5:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-10 at 5:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-10 at 8:03 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Long term retention is incredibly poor, especially if you never use it IRL. If you don't at least think about, or read about it.
this isnt really news to me but did this hit me like a train recently. when i went down to the union hall a few weeks back for my apprenticeship application, we were given a math quiz along with the actual application. youd expect that for a skilled trade that involves alot of geometry and engineering that the quiz would be at least mildly challenging...
nope. 20 questions, 5 for each operation, and they were literally just fractions and decimals. guess who failed it? (hint: nearly everyone) its been like 10 years since i learned fractions and decimals, in elementary school. the guy next to me was in his mid/late 20s and was already a certified electrician and after about 15 minutes, he looked up at me, completely dumbstruck, and said "i can wire an entire house in a day but i cant do this? are you fucking kidding me??".
after looking it all over again and literally printing off worksheets to practice, i ended up getting a 100 on the retake, and mfw the guy grading it said "wow! you smoked this!" like it was difficult. no shit i did, guy, i just forgot how to do it. i dont recall ever having to do that a single time in hs since youre using graphing calculators for everything which eliminates the need to grasp/remember the basic concepts. i understand that you may not always have a calculator, but the likelihood of that is lower than me being able to split a hair with a .22 bullet at a mileThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-10 at 8:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-10 at 8:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDStfw dont drink or eat shit while on the crystal jedi so i am perpetually almost dying
last weekend and earlier today i gave myself heat exhaustion at work as well as extreme dehydration. like, i was sweating so heavily a couple of my coworkers asked me if i was alright. its not atypical for a dishwasher that stands right next to a source of hot water, air, and steam to sweat like a whore in church, but this was different. i would reach above me to pull down a glass rack and my feet would immediately cramp.
i need to find a better solution to my current problem of my meth nutrition (or lack thereof). ive had a noticeable decrease in the size of my biceps (just as a point of reference, everywhere else too), but its probably due to rapid glycogenolysis. the food i do eat is in large part pretty balanced though.
obviously when i come down i have the gnawing hunger, but do any of you know of a good strategy to end it quicker? it never subsides, like ever, until ive replenished my body enough to make it at least less of a problem. i could always just eat 30 boxes of oreos or something i suppose. if i were to keep on my current weight of weight loss, i would be well over 20lb/moThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-10 at 8:12 AM UTC in Homosexuality is abnormal and shouldn't be accepted in societyLITERALLY faggots arent peopleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-08 at 6:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by 霍比特人 How is that nose ring a + but the tats are a - ??? Nose rings remind me of bull fighting.
Not saying her tats are nice though. The one on her inner arm with the face is kinda cool but otherwise they're terrible. Her hands look like they have tire treads. She probably wanted to get large spaces done really cheap.
septum piercings look awful and the whole idea of them detracts from a womans femininity. its repulsiveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-08 at 8:18 PM UTC in Since there seems to be some confusion: a short guide on how to drive
Originally posted by Kolokol-1 The lane farthest left is the fast lane (in the US). I don't care if you're doing 90 in a 35 zone, if someone comes up behind you, move into the slow lane and let them by.
The shoulder does not magically become a driving lane on a crowded interstate unless you are emergency services.
At a 4-way stop, the person that stops at the sign first goes first.
oh man. these piss me off. the shoulder thing... oh man. there was a really bad wreck up on i45 in north houston a while back and people were literally just driving in the shoulder like it was another lane just so they could get to the exit. not like one or two cars either, there was a line of people as long as the rest of the lanes just steadily going. and the worst thing is there was a hpd officer doing the same thing.
i was up in the heights a couple weeks back at a 4way intersection and i got to the stopsign before the 2 cars to the left of me at pulled up to theirs. one of them clearly had a functioning brain and stopped to let me go, but the other guy started going as i was going past. had to stomp on my brakes so he wouldnt run into me, and he had the audacity to look all mad like i did something wrong.
tfw lead foot and end up barely avoiding rear ending people sometimesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-07 at 5:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Oh wow, um, two part answer.
Why would I jack off using a tiny ass screen unless I was scared of my parents coming in? Do you even open multiple tabs? Phone meth wanking is like a desperate last resort. Something you do in a Jack in the Box bathroom, not in the comfort of your own home.
Having a big screen to watch porn on is always better. Not to mention the full keyboard so you can type perverted compound phrases as fast as your brain can think them up.
Also, bringing a laptop to bed for fapping is more than possible.
I actually did do that a lot, but after a while, laying on your bed for 17 hours straight while masturbating and craning your neck can be rough on your back and neck.
Sitting in the upright position, intermittently leaning back in a reclining office chair, is the optimal position for meth fuelled masturbatory sessions.
you'll learn.
step 1: get a comfy bed
step 2: put a pillow behind your head so you dont have to crane your neck like some kind of retarded gay idiot
step 3: dont phonejerk on a shit ass phone. i prefer using my phone to the computer, a 1920x1080 monitor is too much screen to look at. i can see the girl getting rammed in the ass better when i can actually see it happening instead of looking at a big fuckoff screen like im reading a mapThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 7:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Wasp Sugar I'm tryin to be on that shit. It's gonna be crazy to meth fap with an actual good computer. I put in so much work on my old laptop with 4 gb RAM and a shitty ass Celeron processor. I would open like 70 Chrome tabs and that shit would be frozen as fuck but I'd be fappin to whatever was stuck on the screen and ride it out.
Also(nobody still cares), before that, I had an old ass Gateway laptop I couldn't find working sound card drivers for. It had like 1 gig of RAM! So, point is, when I'd find a good porn video, that I just HAD to hear, I'd pull it up on my phone, throw headphones in, sync the audio with the video on screen and go to town.
Post last edited by Wasp Sugar at 2017-07-06T19:00:11.024134+00:00
>not using your phone for porn so you can jerk off in bed like a real person
do people literally unironically actually really sit in their desk chair when they beat their dick??The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 6:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Literally just spent 21 hours masturbating. Beat that motherfuckers. Do I have the site record? I wasn't even on drugs! (Well, except for Nardil.)
Reason? Mainly complete inorgasmia from Nardil. I noticed it before. I don't need to do it often at all, normally I literally do not have thoughts of sex throughout the day, develop erections, watch porn, or even feel sexual attraction IRL. I only do it when it's been long enough that sex drive arises, which is pretty minor, because I see it as a mild nuisance and it's easier to just take a few minutes to do it than attempting to subdue it via willpower or Buddhist techniques I'm unaware of.
IIRC last time I may have taken 5 hours of so at most because I was on modafinil and fell into this dilemma: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait/walk_dilemma
There may have been an instance or two before that, although I did eventually manage to come during one or the singular instance. That was a lot of semen.
After the modafinil instance stupidity, the drug can trigger getting trapped in a cycle like this, as can (Other? Not sure if it's classified as one.) stimulants. A sort of OCD evocation or exacerbation, along or alternatively with the increase of attention span, motivation, cognitive endurance and energy (I think that's all.) After that incident I decided to set some simple rules. If it's taking longer than 5 minutes and you repeatedly experience a loss of erection or interest, it's not going to happen and you should stop. Along with, and I think this was a previous rule from a long time ago, although I may have set it due to the effect on pleasure when masturbating used to be considerably more enjoyable, seeing it as a waste, not doing so in a half assed manner, if I'm not sure I really want to, don't feel that strong of an urge.
Anyway, why did this latest incident occur from 3AM Tuesday to Midnight Thursday, with very short breaks? Well, I wanted to drain my balls, for one, and didn't seem willing to give up. Amazingly, I didn't seem to give it much thought beyond that and wasn't keeping track of time. I suppose at some point it had just been so long and my sleep cycle would have been so messed up that I decided to keep going. It's not as if I have any obligations, anything important to do.
Amazingly, other than the difficulty with keeping erections and the lack of lube (Used coconut oil, which I had to keep reapplying, and later added in sunscreen. The oil made a fucking mess, but I needed to change my sheets anyway.) (I really need to buy more, something thick and long lasting this time, like anal lube), it was actually enjoyable and fun! Amazingly, I didn't lose my ability to experience pleasure after all that time, so it was just never ending, as long as I could get it up. At least it was an interesting experience, of indulging in pleasure and fantasy for such an extended period. Toward the end I was on the verge of falling asleep, having to repeatedly battle it, and it really fucked with my visualization ability because every time I would close my eyes I'd go into the pre-sleep mildly dreamlike state where these visualizations, like minor weak dreams, start coming out and you begin drifting to sleep, along with my visuals being distorted and the quality diminished.
This was terribly dysfunctional and a ridiculous/moronic waste of time. Only time I can really remember doing something like this. Well, I learned my lesson.
Oh, and I was genuinely afraid of what might occur if I did actually manage to orgam/ejaculate after all that time. Hopefully I'll just have a wet dream if the inorgasmia doesn't subside soon, having perpetual blue balls would suck, I can't remember the last time I experienced that. Prostate stimulation doesn't work for me, so that isn't an option, although I did notice I had leaked a bit of seminal fluid after defecating on Tuesday.
ive been staying up til like 4 or 5 am beating my dick for the last week now... the 3gbs of porn webms on my phone (and ive deleted my wank bank mumerous times) are from like 5 or 6 nights of meth fapping. just edging until my balls ache to hardcore shit until eventually ive browsed all the threads on /gif/ and bust so hard that i can hear the nut coming out of my dick. havent had any of the prostate pains the morning after like i did when i would do the same shit on acid, but when i acid fap i nut numerous times instead of condensing all of it into one milspec ejaculationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 7:11 PM UTC in anyone here ever tried collecting cans for money?
Originally posted by RestStop I helped a friend haul in what amounted to an entire car sized trailer of assorted metal junk and it was barely over 200. Scrap prices are way too low what I would do is be diligent in keeping up with aluminum scrap prices while amassing a TONNE of cans the closer you can get to that being literal the better off you'll be but I wouldn't even attempt to cash them in anytime soon.
i do this
i wash out all my cans with hot water and crush them so when i throw them in a bag by the rest of all my scrap i dont have to worry about attracting roaches
i have a pretty small amount right now, but i also keep copper and brass scrap. mostly just insulated wire since its usually not worth stripping it as well as brass fittings if i somehow acquire them. i pretty much treat it like a change jar but since im far enough away from a scrap yard that it isnt worth taking small amounts im just gonna stockpile it until i have alot/NEED the moneyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-05 at 6:22 AM UTC in Fuck a moral code, nigga!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-05 at 7:24 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Sophie Nice, language is awesome. I also like old English. It has soem words really close to Dutch. Like "athelstan" which translates to "edelsteen" in Dutch and of course "edelstein" in German. Kind of weird how it got to be "Gemstone" in current English.
ethel means "noble" in old english. the word has deeper roots in roman legislation and politics: "aedilis", latin for magistrate, basically meant power, wealth, status... pretty much what nobility is about. later into the roman empire, aedilis became aedile, a person in charge of the public treasury, giving it the relation to gems, an obvious symbol of wealth and power. as time passed the word became a masculine name, then a feminine name. parents naming their daughter ethel, adelaide, or any other name that is centered around the word basically means that the person might as well be a gemstone, whether they mean beauty, rarity, uniqueness, value, etc.
the classical element ether also is related to the word. ether was supposed to be the element that made up the space between the earth and the heavens, and in greek mythology the word "aether" was used to describe the essence of absolute purity that the gods breathed. speaking of which, the greek god "aether", a primordial deity who accurding to orphic hymns, represented the "bright air" and light and contrasted nyx which explains why the word was associated with sheen and general illumination. we see here how down through time the word started out as being related to luminosity, brightness, and purity in ancient greece. take that, and add the fact that aether was the embodiment of zeus' might and power, and people start to associate the word with authority and purity. that word goes through more evolution in the hands of rome, a group of people who had very organized and clear cut leadership structure, and the word becomes something to describe nobility and later, the management and head of wealth. later, move it into the hands of the gauls with the help of roman cultural diffusion by way of inclusion into the empire due to being extremely prosperous. late iron age gallic culture had a big focus on intricacy and splendor, with the mediterranean gauls being very wealthy due to the material worth of their exports alone. cue the attempted gallic revolt led by vercingetorix, which was the head of pretty much the most powerful tribe in the area. it failed, he was a hero, the attachment of nobility to the word, etc etc on down the line until you get the german word "edel" that means gem.
to get a good grasp on things like that you have to think about it as if it happened today and how words, culture, society, etc evolves as things happen. take for instance the discussion of "fam", the word didnt always represent ironic shitposting...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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