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  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone First of all, he's never acted on his urges with a kid. Secondly, he was torrenting massive amounts of porn from legal to well… what he's in for, and no, he's never ever hurt my son, nor had the opportunity to do so. He's been a good friend for a long time, I know him IRL.

    Bill Krozby, I'm not a heroin addict. I'm honest about what drugs I am dependent on- T-PAIN and nicotine. Nor am I a bad mother. I could give a fuck what you think though. As for the bullshit you posted, youre wrong as fuck, enough it had me laughing hard as fuck. His father was an abusive alcoholic and not educated in the least.

    If you can't see the good in people, well, fuck.. look at the fucked shit some of you fucks have done, which is far more than downloading illegal porn. This is the problem right here. This shit is a mental illness, and if people get ostracized for admitting it, how can they ever get help? Hate helps no body, and puts kids in more danger because you force these people underground and on the fringe instead of being able to get help.

    Lanny, please don't be a dick. This shit occurred nearing a decade ago. Do a nice thing, or don't. Nobody gave shit to Count Blah for his friend who was in jail for the same thing- I thought you fuckers could just do something decent a time again. I know a few of you fucks are decent, kind people, so here is hoping you can jot down a few lines, mail a post card or something nice. I know a few of you can even sympathize with his issues.

    you said "fuck" or variations of it 8 times in this post

    i have an uncle in prison for kiddie diddling. it doesnt matter whether hes a good or bad person, hes in prison for a federal crime he got caught doing. why soften the blow by trying to get everyone to give him hugs and kisses?
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  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly Conrats! You get the award for cringiest post in this thread! And its a totse2 thread so thats a hell of an achievement! What further plans do you have for your autism?

    develop it into a weapon with which to kill myself
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  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Also, consider this.

    We're about to smoke our fifth blunt of this.


    thats some bomb ass weed
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  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, kid. You do not want to anger me.

    yes i do

    do something bitch i fucking dare you
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  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    here's the deal hamp

    if you skimp out on quality components just for the sake of a good pricetag your son might not get the enjoyment out of it for as long because parts will need to be replaced

    my computer is like 5 years old and still plays everything i want to play mostly at high settings (i mostly play runescape and CS but I played doom 4 on med/low at 60 fps, bf4 on ultra, tomb raider on ultra, dying light on ultra, crysis 2 on ultra, far cry on ultra, etc he may have to turn down settings a little for some games but just about everything is playable)

    gpu: cheaper option is a gtx 660ti (currently have a 660 in my computer, the regular version not the ti which is a little cheaper but i bought mine like 4 years ago) or a gtx 780 (id go with this, its more expensive but will last longer because its better and wont break the bank like one of the high-end gpus will)

    mobo: msi g43-z97a is what i have and although only 3 of 5 fans in my computer are plugged into the sysfan ports and running, you can get molex to 4pin connectors to run as many as your case and psu will allow

    ram: get 8gb of decent quality patriot ram, this doesnt matter too much i guess but keep it either 16gb or 8gb (more will let him run more processes at once, but for the average teenager playing vidya, spotify, shitposting, etc like myself it does just fine)

    processor: i5 6600k, great cpu and will last him for years (be sure to apply thermal paste to it during installation and re-apply every 6 months to avoid heat damage and maintain good cool cpu temps)

    heatsink: be sure to get a good one, hyperx 212 is excellent

    psu: any 750w psu will work, even the cheaper shitty chinese ones (i would read reviews on the chinkshit ones first, some might be poor quality but if youre concerned about quality then get a corsair 750w). also, if you can spare the little bit of extra money, get a modular psu so you dont have cable spaghetti inside the case

    case: i'd go with a corsair 750d as they're nice and roomy and if you want to keep the system running nice and cold get the 750d airflow

    hdd/ssd: get 2 drives, one being a samsung ssd big enough to put the OS on so the computer boots up lightning fast (also will make computing much faster as the ssd has vastly superior r/w speed) and get an hdd to use as the storage drive. all his games, pictures, music, movies, tv, etc will go on here since the ssd will pretty much only have enough room to store the os

    os: get windows 7 all the new ones are trash (also, install never10 immediately, it will keep the computer on win7 without the shitty clickbaits for win10. win10 is aids)

    it'll run you a few hundo more but if you buy the parts during sales or black friday it will be significantly cheaper (keep your eyes peeled for newegg/fry's/microcenter/bestbuy deals on components you want so you can save the most money. also alot of parts will have mail-in rebates so once you buy it you can get those rebates and buy your son some steam cards so he can buy a few games he wants

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  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why do people parachute anyway? Why not just pour the powder into a small cup of water or juice and slam it down?

    parachuting is fucking stupid

    either just take it orally, mix it in some water, or rail it

    anything else is gay
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  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    are we going to come to a reasonable solution because if there isnt an existing chat for this already im fine with IRC
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  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    whats wrong with jedis? antisemitism is fucking gay and everyone with a western european background and white skin should be proud of their ancestry

    its fact that most of the western european countries descended from the lost 10 tribes
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  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Then how come I've been smoking weed and cigarettes for 42 years and feel practically no negative effect?

    because retarded people are immune to emphysema
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  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    if you call yourself a hacker youre a faggot
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  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Christmas is a pagan holiday

    Happy nondescript time of religious zeal and consumerist mayhem
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  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    bling, clock into the psych ward before you hurt yourself
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  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    whichever faggot invented snus needs to die screaming

    NEVER buy general white

    its fucking T R A S H

    i have never wanted to die while consuming a tobacco product that badly

    grizzly wintergreen or fuck off
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  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    >shitposting the "hurr durr stupid sheeple im so enlightened" shitpost

    fuck off
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  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny I was really hoping against hope someone would call it out for being bad. Thank you malice.

    we have actually reached sub-meta meta-irony

    this is a milestone for humanity
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  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    fag
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  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Most SJWs are sheltered and have never interacted with a black IRL, they also buy into pseudo-scientific theories like systemic racism so they have no idea just how degenerate and intellectually inferior niggers are. Can't stand when these morally righteous cucks start spewing their nonsense.

    if you actually dislike minorities (or are biased against any ethnic group) you should probably hang yourself

    if they're as bottom of the barrel as you meme kids like to shitpost about then why are they a problem?? just be more successful than they are
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  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Actor Like one that's not old and is actually decent?

    try the used car lot
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  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    you don't /thread your own thread, that's not how it works
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  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, that's the fun of it, now isn't it? You'll never know what hit you, until you get hit.

    oh man im scared now
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