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  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Have you considered the fact that it was a term meaning simply a child who didn't behave until about 20 years ago?

    ah yes, 1997...

    truly the golden age of mankind. not only was neuroscience more advanced back then, but we also had dial-up internet. the past was honestly objectively better and science has only regressed since then.
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  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    >wanting to put your peepee in the place she urinates from

    top yuck
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  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    cerakotes my name and pimpin hoes is my game
    still stackin, gun packin, aint a damn thang changed
    'cept the wheels on my range, rims as icy as my chain
    know i dont rep no gang though im known to slang cane

    bendin corners on chrome, dimes givin me dome
    yeah the west is wild but h-town is my home
    im king of being trill, diamonds all on my throne
    need an all white brick? aint shit, just hit my phone

    you rappers beats go hard, but mine, they go harder
    than the shaft of my dick when im fuckin on ya daughter
    bitch please, no emcee is safe from the slaughter
    get rich quick with that brick, im chef ramsay with the water

    flow smoother than silk satin, ridin' dirty in the wagon
    jedieled up like a sheikh, street smarter than aladdin
    in a candy red slab blowin fire like a dragon
    breaded up like fort knox but you'll never hear me braggin
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  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    you guys i am so happy right now i am about to have the best meth fapping session in recorded human history
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  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    when i open up this forum i always check my thanks because im a pathetic and shallow excuse of a human being that needs validation from a (you)
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  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    i cant fucking stand drug dealers who dont know how to be punctual, organized, professional, or otherwise sensible... i mean, i get its illegal, but still, take some fucking pride in your work you cave dwellers. if you say that you will be at x place at x time, BE THERE ON TIME its not fucking rocket science niggers FUCK. its common courtesy to be punctual with anything, regardless of whether or not youre hustling. guess what dickheads, it also makes your whole game less covert. a guy waiting around for their shit ass tardy drug dealer in the taco bell parking lot for 20 minutes is gonna draw more attention than a quick and discreet transaction that happens when you are on time. i never kept a buyer waiting, but you bet your ass i had to wait on more than a few dumbfucks who didnt consider the fact that i had felony quantities on me, much less that MAYBE, JUST MAYBE i had plans of my own or was on a time crunch.

    also, let me take this opportunity to give a big ol FUCK YOU to retard weed dealers who dont have the mental capacity to scale out a 20 sack and actually try to run my pockets with that fuck shit... I KNOW WHAT A DUB FEELS AND LOOKS LIKE AND THIS ISNT IT FAGGOT
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  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    well boys, i have my interview for my plumbing apprenticeship tomorrow (today technically)... cant wait. ive been itching to get this ball rolling so i can start making my own money and becoming my own man
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  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop She's my light, my muse, my flame. She brings me to life brahs.





    Also…to whoever I'm in pm's with…I'll get back with you by tomorrow 10 am…had OPSEC problems.

    >he thanks all my shitposts
    >he shitposts rap lyrics too
    >he likes stoya as much as i do

    you are the fucking MAN
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  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    man fuck all this gay pencil pusher shit. i was contemplating joining the army for the sole prospect of shooting niggers or being shot at by them. 11B, active duty, front line deployment. great money for a fresh graduate, all expenses paid, i get to shoot guns and have the chance of dying without having to do it myself. who the fuck wants to do some gay desk job shitter work??
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  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I just realized the page is 69

    dude thats the SEX NUMBER haha
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  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw brandon likes reptile buttvore
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  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That fucking ruins everything. It ruins the whole life thing. AMIRITE?

    how fucking amazing, how perfect, how ideal would it be, if you could choose your drug, and just do it, and be that drug, and live that life? I want to roll ALWAYS. I want to just sleep, and when I wake up, I am rolling. Every day, all day, forever. Why can't that be a thing??????

    if meth comedown was just a lack of being high i wouldnt have any apprehension to quitting but no, its feel like shit, tired even after 3 cans of rockstar and 14 hours of sleep, insatiable hunger, depression, instantly hate everyone and everything that so much as attempts to interact with you, mental fog, and oily skin for a week
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  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    every time feminism is brought up its 3rd wave nu age lgbtqia++:) bullshit. "give the faggots hugs ans kisses theyre people too its just loveeeee:):):):" gayshit that nobody wants to hear but they do it anyway. the shit people have to deal with is more the libtard leftie fucknigger women who think theyre entitled to whatever their heart desires and fuck you if you disagree than being equitable in any sense. mfw my math teacher last year bitched about her husbands child support payments... "he only pays 800 a month >:((((" bitch are you serious??? ONLY 800 a month?? ONLY enough to pay rent for a month in an apartment? ONLY enough to buy groceries for like 3? and he pays ONLY 800, 12 times a year?? you mean his child support payments that in the span of a year total up to a quarter of your salary? and the fucking faggot girls who subscribe to that same ideology... "pff what are dads good for anyway?" how about raising their sons? "uhm FUCK YOU women can do that!!!!" well guess what, a man can raise a man in training better than a woman, you fucking chromosome fiend, its in the name

    dad hater girl was also the one who started the "LGBT-straight alliance" club; i dont know why i was even surprised. bear in mind, a teacher had to sponsor it, a grown ass person. an adult, a taxpayer, voter, and likely a parent, thought it would be a good idea to have a fag enabler autism hugbox in a school setting.

    feminism isnt about "hurrrr wymen equality!!" nor has it been since they got the domestic rights that men had over them. now, its nothing more than glorified cuck faggot emasculation brainwashing. anyone who wholeheartedly supports that believes that men should be at the bottom of the food chain. its fucking disgusting that people in this day and age have got gender roles, morality, religious views, politics, society, and whatever other epic hot button buzzword so bass-ackwards that not only do they no longer want men to be the ones to take on responsibility and face danger, but they argue for the "equal and humane treatment of animals" (LITERALLY FUCKING LIVESTOCK ANIMALS) that are already maintained in facilities that would give the 19th century meat packing industry a heart attack, they want to convince everyone that gay is ok, tolerance for everyone, empowerment of ideas and groups that throughout all of history have been the lowest common denominator of human existence, huggies for the sandniggers who want to shoot anyone with a complexion lighter than a paper bag, huggies for every piece of shit bottom feeder who wont work a fucking job, huggies for retarded people, the list goes on and on. i would joyfully brutalize every liberal on the planet until my hands were ground to the wrist.

    thats what """""feminists""""" are. lefties and fuckniggers. all things morally reprehensible make up their constituency and they are the reason things are the way they are.
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  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    fuck people like that. its just the same as people looking down on dumpster diving. i mean, ive picked shit out of the dumpster/around it like old tvs to scrap, old desks and other furniture, etc. hell, one of my external hard drives came from a broken laptop that i got out of one of them and disassembled. as far as actual dumpster diving, i havent done it, but there was one time where a couple mexicans actually got in the dumpster and started looking through shit, but they left it better than they found it. no trash strewn around, they even picked up some shit laying on the ground outside and put it in. anyone that is desperate enough to look through someones trash more than likely is going to leave things perfectly neat and tidy (as far as a trash can will allow, at least) to save face if not out of common courtesy. i would venture a guess that if your trash is all the fuck over the place that a raccoon or possum got in it, not a brokeboy just trying to find things they need but cant afford
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  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    what do you call a 20 year old who drinks lean and smokes lots of weed

    A YUNG MAN
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  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    well memed

    liked, subscribed, upvoted, thumbs-upped, thanked, 1+'d, retweeted, shared, and screenshotted
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  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by sploo

    eat my shit nigger

    take that 151 iq and do something with it or else its worth less than nothing. its like having a dick like peter north and being a virgin
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  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    well, when 2 rams fight it isnt uncommon for their horns to end up getting locked together, and it takes a while for them to come loose. check and see if yours are having disputes over a female, territory, or dominance. be careful though, rams are very aggressive while in rut
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  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    3 more years and you'll finally be able to cast lv3 fireball
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  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    >he is a million times the man you are, §m£ÂgØL!!!!!
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