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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting They will always leave when a better opportunity arrives, don't kid yourself. Its known as monkey branching

    You do really generalize. I mean females make up more than half the global population. And you just say "they" will do that even though thee are millions of cases where they dont. And there are millions of cases where it's the guy. Lol. You are really strung up on it.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Well show me my hoodie material+!! I'm top priority. I SHOULD be.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna lay off you because I realize its retarded to try and ask questions and find reason with a literal retard.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sounds like Democrats getting a taste of their own medicine, huh?

    Republicans Republicans Republicans
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT yeah,, I got a knife tho

    Well then that's corn OFF the cob now isnt it?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Show me a man who has never measured his penis and I'll show you a liar."

    -Abraham Lincoln
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Tenderize them

    Allow me, chicken. 🐣🐣🐥🐥🐤🐤
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The last one should just say "I dont have one."

    It just sounds weird.

    "How big is your dick?"

    "None."
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He probably has the greatest piss stream.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr grammer

    Classic.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seven fucking TRILLION. I wonder how they counted them. Lol
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 That literally has nothing to do with the point I just made. You fail to see it and that makes my point.

    This netflix girl seems a little slow, but I'm not done doing my research. I could be wrong.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wonder if you ever thought you would be bullying women half your age on the internet when you reached your 70s

    Lol reminds me of a certain president.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's wrong with 5yr old pics? here's mine, I'm was cute as fuck too.


    Ohp!!! Now we know what you look like now!

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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am excited because I think I'm actually going to get to keep Brunhilda / Hildegard / HildyButt as my new kitty. I'm cat-sitting her for the weekend but Shan just tells me to keep her. Whenever I go there she jumps on me and plays with me and gives me kisses and head nuzzles and she doesnt do that to her. Lol. So yeah I'm gonna take her. She is mine now. 😊
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nobody fucking gives a shirt.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol fucking "gamey." I never really know what that means. "It tastes like game."

    Uh, ok? Game??
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs her ass is the best part of her. i usually favor all the internal organs and such but that ass. holy fuck. she should post it.

    What is your favorite internal organ?

    What is an external organ? Penis? Fuckinf ORGAN. my grandparents owned one I used to smash my hands on it when I went there as a kid.

    Anyway my favorite internal organ is obviously the liver. I got mine checked the other day (I was very scared what with my alcoholism) but lo and behold it was good to go.

    Doctor even told me "Wren, your liver needs to work out more, like your heart, it's a muscle, the more you drink alcohol the stronger your liver gets."

    Cheers. Thanks.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ZIGGY Did you go to school for that? Now you got me thinking I wonder how many child fuckers have pursued a defective/investigator career just to Jack off to the child porn

    Youd be scared to know the answer.

    "Greg, honey, please come to bed."

    "Martha, FUCK, FUUUUCK, how many times do I have to tell you? I am doing RESEARCH. I HAVE to do this. It's my job."

    *ceaseless viewing of child porn intensifies*
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I also love you child porn
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