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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ORACLE What did you think?

    Slow start but good second half.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ghost Drugs are an easy distraction especially benzos because you can time travel on them and wake up a week later with no memory of the past 2 weeks and pretend like your life is normal and ur just chillin sometimes but its a slippery slope.

    If having to make money in order to pay rent and have a home and electricity and internet wasnt a concern, I feel like I would want to befucked up almost 100% of the time. It's just more fun. The only thing that ever makes it less fun is the anxiety of knowing I have to have responsibilities.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo Ill twitter ur Yahoo til u google on my facebook bitch

    I think that was one of the first social media "funnies" I ever read. And then I jacked off to the dancing babby.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Y'all wanna talk multiple game cartridges and not talk the OG 3-game Nintendo masterpiece utilizing both the Duck Hunt gun and the goddamn POWER PAD?

    LETS GO.

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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha Donald Trump is a nigger.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    NON SEQUITUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    fuck you

    I've literally learned all of my logical fallacies from watching Captian Joey Falco use them and describe them over the years.

    If there is one that I know for sure it's a goddamned non-seq.

    Unfortunately it's the easiest to abuse. Fuck you!!!!!!

    I wish at least trump or biden would've just kept saying "yeah, non sequitur" over and over during the last debate after the other made a statement about anything.

    Thats how I'm gonna argue from now on. I need to learn some of the Latin terms for the ones that my opponents have never heard of and just regurgitate them no matter what.

    "If I hadn't enforced the Chinese travel ban we would have had millions more deaths at this point"

    "Quo Ad Infitum though"

    "What? Anyway i saved millions of lives by doing what I did."

    *cacophonous laughter* "non sequit ad minit pontivour! Just stop. Goalpost. Thank you I rest my case.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking a live turkey because
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I keep seeing this thread and thinking I made it. And then I remember I didnt and then it reminds me of Linkin Park and that lyric.

    I like your wisdom Zanick. Always have. I just asked a bunch of stupid questions. At least you were around to impart some insightful thought as to an approach to negate the 'wrong.' Neatly, it helps me too, and probably others. On a surface level if nothing else. Aldra has that gift too, though he keeps his emotional side more tucked in , which probably isnt a bad idea here.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck Taco Bell randomly removing their loaded grillers from their menu. Worst company of all time. That shit was a goddamn staple.

    It would've been at least admirable if they made a big public announcement beforehand but no they did it all passive aggressive fuckboi style so when I went through the drive thru a few months ago and happily ordered 2 beefy nacho loaded grillers for lunch

    oh WE DONT CARRY THAT ITEM ANYMORE and of course I'm not a Karen I'm not gonna argue with the drive thru lady of they dont have it they don't have it but then I have to suddenly decide on something new which I wasnt prepared for and I have anxiety and feel rushed so I'm just like "I guess 2 hardshell tacos or whatever"and of course the tacos have far less ingredients than the loaded grillers and cost nearly the same.


    Why the the fuck would you remove one of your best selling items? Go ahead. Tell me. Is it like McDonalds and their faggot McRib thing oh if we just offer it seasonally itllbeckme way more popular.

    Yeah fuxk you. I'm never going there again unless they bring back the beefy nacho loaded grillers for good. If they mark up the prices even a penny I wont do it though I'm not buying into their little shenanigans. Lol. They'll discontinue the best thing on their menu but have no problem with me grabbing literally hundreds of fire sauce packets while I wait in the lobby. I'm gonna go there tomorrow with an i industrial sized 60-gallon garbage bag and order one taco and fill my bag with hot sauce packets and resell them on the black market. And then I'm gonna eat my one taco and ask for the manager and jizz on her or him and pick up a sexual assault charge just to prove a point. You are welcome.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I cant read that either,nobody can. The top row looks like biag or someshit. Complete guess. The rows beneath arent even anything just sea creature penii loosely drawn into the sand. Nobody alive knows what it says except for Casbro.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra 1. parents are separated, both live about an hour's drive in opposite directions. see my mother every few weeks, haven't seen my father in a long time. used to see my father's family on a weekly basis until that. mother's family lives about 6 hours away and I see them every couple of years for christmas. mother's mother is only surviving grandparent.

    2. I never claimed to be a psychopath or anything

    3. I only got deep into geopolitics during the Euromaidan, started watching the riot videos because they were ace, then started to understand what was really going on there.

    4. lack of purpose or anything I find particularly meaningful

    5. hate crimes

    1. Why haven't you seen your dad in a long time? Do you remember the last time you did? Do you talk to him or text him or anything at all? When did your parents separate? Do you feel responsible?

    2. I never called you a psychopath. Did I?

    3. What is THE EUROMAIDEN? I am dumb. Just tl;dr it for me in a sentence or two. Did you graduate high school? Is their kindervarden through 12th grade there or is it different?

    4. Do you think it's our purpose to have purpose? Do you feel like theres something you could do that would achieve said purpose that you feel is lacking in your life?

    5. Hate crimes.. that's fine. Im probably on board. I still want to know WHERE and more specifically WHY. as I am federal agent. Are you a Stephen paddock or a school shooter or just want to really fuck one single persons world up? Who are we hating and why?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra I feel like I'm going to regret posting this tomorrow

    Oh well. Wouodnt be the first time wonr be the last time. You make these threads here and there and IIII regret not asking you anything because when I see them I'm normally just sad and indifferent and somehow too lazy to type out questions

    But. Since I'm finally talkative at the same time you are posing this thread I ask of you

    1. What family do you have,particularly immediate, and how close are you to them both geographically and relationshippaly?

    2. I feel like I recall you mentioning your desire to end your life being overridden by the sadness youd impart on your close loved ones, and I think I that's a good reason to not do it. I guess that wSnt a question that's just me saying something. But that fact does mean that you have emotions and at the end of the day I think it's better for everyone for you to stay alive for awhile.

    3. Have you been into geopolitical your whole life? What made you take an interest?

    4. What do you think causes..is the STEM of your depression?

    5. If you could meet with me one time for one day , and we had to be sober for a week prior and including the day of ourmeeting, where would you want to meet , what would you want to do?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm She likes u tho. 😛
    Be thankful. She's amazing.

    Heard!
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Good, thank you. Did u sleep?

    Nah. One of them days. I could and should probably sleep but I dont want to I wanna stay awake and get weird until the last possible minute and regret everything later. 🤪
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump just vote twice more to cancel out the bad vote and add your real vote

    its not hard but democrates want to suppress this information

    The outcome of the United States presidential election is the most important outcome in the history of global outcomes. I wish I was born and raised in Uruguay. Why do I live in the one fucking country in the world that seemingly every non-resident ever with access to the internet seems to care about and talk about and be invested in and know the names of so many parties involved with all the respective parties and options and THINGS AND STUFF?

    I wonder what the mathematical odds are of being born in the U.S. I wonder what are the odds of being a faggot.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm 3 A.M Relapse
    Released 2009.

    Totally off my radar. I guess I was 25. I think I was living in Florida then. I remember liking shit like M.I.A. paper airplanes and Rise Against. Lmfao what a weird thing to try and remember what I liked listening to ten years ago. I do remember listening to SHADE 45 on Sirius satellite radio on my way to work. I remember that.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I guess I must've killed em.😊

    What album is that off of?

    For whatever reason I basicallt stopped listening to eminem after The Eminem Show and I really didnt even listen to that one much.

    Marshall Mathers LP might be the best rap album of all time IMO. Pretty sure I have it memorized even though I haven't listened to it in forever. I remember buying the bootleg CD from dude named Mike who sat in front of me in my 10th grade math class, right around the era of CD burning and he was able to burn the actual print onto the disc.

    Fucking love that album.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm U tell me, silly.

    My independently researched unbiased sources say, no. Lol.


    Trent Reznor: "Nothing can stop me now, 'cause I dont care, anymore. Nothing can stop me now 'cause I just dont care."

    It's fun to say. But that lyric is the epitome of caring.

    Who else has em? All sorts of people.

    Eminem: "We can scream I just dont give a fuck and see who means it."

    These are easy and fun types of lyrics to say to sound badass, but clearly he cares. He cares about being known as a guy who doesn't care.

    Haha. What the fuck am I even talking about? 4am. Chilling on some mango carts, I applied at a bakery yesterday. I might start designing cakes.

    But in the eeeeend, it doesnt even matteeeEEEEuuhrr.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by rabbitweed It's fucking exhausting though

    Ignorance is bliss... and whatever the opposite of that is... even Spectral quoted ole King Solomon yesterday saying it.. with understanding comes misery, or whatever it is. Lol

    It IS exhausting to be an extrovert with deeply ingrained beliefs that you cant help but want everyone else to believe too, on top of wanting yourself to acquire more beliefs and become better. "Better."

    It's always been weird to me especially the concept of retardation. At the end of the fucking day, it might feel good to make fun of a retard but it probably feels better to be the retard that never knows its being made fun of. Lol.

    Wanna be happy and stupid or sad and smart?

    A smart person would choose to be stupid. So would a stupid person. And that's all she wrote, FOR YOUR WINE.
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