Yeah I don't suppose there is one specific 'kiddie porn watcher guy' that does ALL of the child porn investigations, and that makes it even more amusing. Like when the report says that so-and-so was found to have more than 10,000 pictures and videos on his computer, I guess you'd assume there was a TEAM of people viewing hundreds and hundreds of images and videos each. They could stop after 4 or 5 but instead they make sure to have a detailed report of the exact amount of media files containing naked children sucking and fucking.
"Scott, we've found nearly 300 videos so far, I'd say we have enough to make a solid case. Let's call a day, what do ya say m8?"
"NO!!!!!!!! Absolutely NOT!!! NOBODY leaves this room until we are 100% sure we have viewed IN FULL, EACH AND EVERY GODDAMNED PIXEL of boys and girls in absolutely lewd and HORRIFYING SEXUAL ACTS! NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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Originally posted by Dregs
I swear I was thinking about you more just now but…nice to know:) Thanks but US Canucks had ours in October
Same shit for the most part. Sober now 15 days…I had one major slip up since I last posted on here. Life is improving more and more. Thanks for asking. Hope all is well in your world
Good for you. Keep it up. Your weird drunken ramblings are missed but also sober ramblings are way better in the end. /cringecirclejerk
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I love medieval torture devices. In a perfect world we could still use them, and many new ones, on convicted child molesters and rapers and the like. The ones who were 100% without a doubt guilty.
I have so many amazing torture ideas that would blow the medieval ones out of the water.
I wish we could implement them and livestream them every day. Like a channel that just has people constantly being tortured that you could watch just like watching a sports game.
It would deter so much crime and make things better.
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I'd like to thank my mom and my dead dad, the academy, and most of all my fans thank you I couldn't have done it without you guys thank you so much god bless you happy Thanksgiving god bless you
Thank you
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Originally posted by Nil
uhhh as resident man of indigenous first nations redskien heritage i wish many blessings upon u genocidal greedy colonists and hope the food is good the visitors arent assholes and ur all ok.
Hey thanks NIL. I'm like 1/32nd native myself so I totally understand your plight.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Lol no . Dont speak for those that ain't here.
I loved that dynamic. Bossbebe and "finny" loved each otherz and playfully got along while meanwhile bossbebe was good friends with CANDY and Jill just repeatedly degraded her as a nigger piece of shit.
Lol
Case study shit. Remarkable.
My best friend loves my other best friend who hates me. 🤩
I just realized this is wrong. It wasnt bossBEBE that had her little flirty relationship with Jill, it was
xX_LJ_Xx
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Originally posted by Sudo
dude I'll play you anytime, I have the mobile app now. I had obbe but he wouldn't agree to anything but 1 move per day and thought all day about the move while I forgot about the game altogether so he won.
What's Queens Gambit? Something I should google? I know it as chess terminology but I imagine it's a TV show or something too.
Lol it's a show on netflix about a little girl who becomes a chess grandmaster in a short period of time. It's based off of a lot of people and shes a fictional character the entire time.
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People quit smoking a pack a day and then end up replacing it by buying a Starbucks coffee a day that costs more and then look back and act proud of all the money they saved by quitting smoking.
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Does anyone remember my FAMOUS meat raffle scam?? Lol
It doesnt even have to be meat. It can be ANYTHING.
All you need to buy is a roll of raffle tickets. Go to a busy bar/club on a Friday night, ideally one where hoards of college kids like to congregate, and walk around asking kids if they want to buy raffle tickets for $5 a pop, for a giveaway that will be announced at so-and-so time.
Right now would be the perfect time to even have two different colored raffle ticket rolls and say that the bar is doing giveaway for a PS5 and an XBox Series X and they can buy however many tickets they want for one or the other or both.
You can be wearing your mask now to even keep your identity more hidden. Then you just collect all the money from the drunk kids and fucking leave.
I dont know if people are that gullible but I know with meat raffles at bars I've been to it's usually just some person who walks around asking people if they want tickets and nobody really ever questions it.
I guess maybe dressing up a little bit to try and look like you're more formal or you work there, for credibility, might help a little but I dont think people really even care about that.
Lol. Seems feasible to me. Of course, even though I'm proud of this scam idea I've never actually tried it.
I feel like it could work alright though.
Star trek??
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