Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
I have not done an open mic night and can easily admit that my confidence levels right now would not allow it. Maybe if I had the proper amount of Xanax or something but fun fact- I've never used it so I wouldn't even know. The only drug I've ever used to make me less anxious is alcohol and it absolutely does the trick but after I reaxh my magic point I generally just act retarded.
There is a nice little cushion though like 3-6 drinks where I'm in my zone and if I could always be right in that zone I would be amazing and that's just cold hard FAX.
I kind of wish I was FORCED to do stand up because I'd get over the stage fright pretty quick. It's happened before and I used to love speaking or performing on stage in front of a large audience.
Oh the shit winds of change…
Yea that's like karaoke, you force people to go up by putting them on the spot, you just need the right prodding. Hopefully one of your friends ropes you into doing it because you will reach a new plateau of confidence and hilarity.
I have a good friend who managed to bullshit his way onto giving a proposal to city council about a profitable environmental project he was trying to spearhead. He's an alcoholic but didn't want to drink before going so he took a bunch of Xanax and I remember watching the feed that was posted online of his 40 minute proposal and wondering how anyone couldn't tell he was high. He was speaking super slowly and slurring some words and since the camera was focused only on him, whenever someone else would talk he would exhale and his head would lean forward like he was nodding out. He would have got the project too but he messed up the timeline. I have another friend who did a presentation and got a grand when he was on some benzos and Molly too but he's a bullshit artist.
Anyways, I'm going to send you some videos of me doing stand up for you to critique. It's actually me ripping off norm Macdonalds "me doing stand up" completely tastelessly. RIP. He would be proud of you for trying
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Totally destroyed Sudo here, I'd be surprised if he doesn't relapse and start slamming smack into his groin.
I thanked this post because I thought you were being sarcastic but after seeing you thanked his post it appears you and fagging are just united in butthurt and that's even funnier so THE THANKS REMAINS
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Originally posted by cigreting
I think youve called the wrong person the cuck, dumbass.
Also why didnt you reply when i called out your bullshit accusations in the other thread?
Listen, I know you think you are "free", and live some wildly radical conservative lifestyle void of servitude but you're not and you don't. You're just some weird fag who jerks off a lot, lives alone, and has too much money with nothing to spend it on.
And are you referring to this? Bc I responded...
https://niggasin.space/thread/72168?p=4#post-1493225
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Casper, ur first red flag shoulda been that she's a cop. We all know cops can't be trusted
Hey man…..some of my best customers were cops. lol. Back in the dayi had a couple of them fake arrest me at gunpoint on Tinychat when they came to pick up oxy.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by cigreting
hows your girlfiends kid doing? Need to go buy diapers and food for both them today?
🤣 you literally quote every post of mine to voice your frustrated feelings. I really did a number on ya kid. Get help
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by cigreting
Your country is a bunch of limp wristed lefty faggots
You know nothing of Canada, coward. Post your wrists, incel bitch
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2022-01-27 at 5 AM UTC
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Lol those remind me of the comics I made in jail.
They'd be making fun of the Co's or other inmates and I'd leave them in random places in the pod for people to find them
I'd also leave random flyers around promoting random shit like
Slappy jax's Jamaican dialect boot camp and fungal cultivation training taking place on 6/11 in pod 4b at 3pm at the st louis county justice center
Then I'd decorate it with random bullshit like dicks and whatever else. Lol
The comics were good as fuxk too I had a good one that had a few volumes. It was about the random dumbass kid that watched bar rescue everyday and was in there for some sex crime and claimed he was a drug transporter for the Mexican mafia.
I said wow man that's fucking cool u must be one hxc mother fucker
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2022-01-27 at 4:23 AM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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Originally posted by Tyrant
Sometimes I do. It's not like I actively avoid reading your posts.
I just usually read the first couple of words, realise it is some kind of zany weirdpost, go "oh hah, this guy" and move on.
Ratflies
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2022-01-27 at 2:43 AM UTC
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Epiphany
Originally posted by mmQ
What class would you say it falls under? (I'm setting you up for a zinger here don't fuck it up!)
O shit.
Um.
Deleriant?
Co-deine? Even tho that's not a class
Peoplethylamines
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2022-01-27 at 2:43 AM UTC
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I am Overman
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Did you hear about the circular boxing match held in Australia?I think it was called THUNDA IN THE ROTUNDA DOWN UNDA
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2022-01-27 at 2:08 AM UTC
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I lost my job
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
you should go back and shoot up the place after tragically taking the life of your girlfriend and ultimately your own
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
You just want to be the author of a retarded thread well guess what, that won't happen. Scron or MMQ can start the next one once it hits 420.
How about you kill youself you fucking NIGGER do not say our "plural" name without prior authoriztion FROM SERGENT BUZZ CUT ARE YOU CLEAR NIGGER?? DO YOU HEAR ME NIGGER??? ARE YOU EAR RINGING NIGGER? BECAUSE THEY SHOULD BE BECAUSE IF YOU WERE HERE EIGHT NOW NIGGER I WOULD HAVE YOU STRAPPED TO A POLE AND BE SHOUTUING DIRECTLY IN YOUR EAR DRUM DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, NIGGER??!
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2022-01-27 at 1:20 AM UTC
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Hey Aldra
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Wariat has 6 unread messages in my inbox that I will likely never even open
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Sometimes I do. It's not like I actively avoid reading your posts.
I just usually read the first couple of words, realise it is some kind of zany weirdpost, go "oh hah, this guy" and move on.
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2022-01-26 at 1:30 PM UTC
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Fona 1-26-2021
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Lol dude. Cats groom themselves bro
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2022-01-26 at 8:58 AM UTC
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What happened to Squirrel?
Walk in his crib in a leather jacket n purple scarf n find out
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I wonder if i should emasculate him further by just sending him a picture of my cock?
And then just resend the same photo like 25 times n be like “shit my bad my phones glitching out srry”
N then the same photo another 40 times until he sets the house on fire with all of them in it
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
My thought was if he has her phone, he can read the texts n see shes been throwing pussy as me for a couple months n i was always just like “ idk if ur husband would appreciate you trying to get me to come in ur hot tub while hes golfing”. Ive basically been a glorified marriage counselor. She even a bit a huge bruise on my bicep when i wouldnt let her whip my dick out, Like if a 40 year old man wants to blame me for his hoe wife n their midlife crisis idk what to say that wouldnt hurt his feelings.
LOL he prolly read the text where she said he had a tiny useless dick. Fuck that must suck. Id totally let him beat me up if it gave him some dignity back.
You are a yoga and MDMA couples retreat in human form. In California you should have 8 figures and a compound with those kinds of skills. Develop a program, get some testimonials and grow your hair down to your ass. Thank me later in cheque form
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Originally posted by Sudo
Oh man someone drops my addy to me after trying to catch me like that I tell em come out after the chillins are asleep and I STAND MY GROUND until the box empty nahmean. You hamdled it like a stand up gent and must be practicing your inner ninja monk. You can harness that raw power into new positive outcome vectors just be patient (which I'm sure you know)
My thought was if he has her phone, he can read the texts n see shes been throwing pussy as me for a couple months n i was always just like “ idk if ur husband would appreciate you trying to get me to come in ur hot tub while hes golfing”. Ive basically been a glorified marriage counselor. She even a bit a huge bruise on my bicep when i wouldnt let her whip my dick out, Like if a 40 year old man wants to blame me for his hoe wife n their midlife crisis idk what to say that wouldnt hurt his feelings.
LOL he prolly read the text where she said he had a tiny useless dick. Fuck that must suck. Id totally let him beat me up if it gave him some dignity back.
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