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2022-01-29 at 11:01 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMaybe he doesn't go to the bar enoughThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-29 at 10:17 AM UTC in Why does alcohol make people so mean?You should drink your piss, that will cure the discolourationThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-29 at 8:22 AM UTC in Why does alcohol make people so mean?I wish I could stop drinking monster because two cans per day for three years is excessive, makes me feel like I’m due for a stroke, stomach doesn’t feel great, bad for teeth, kills collagen, ruins complexion, I thought I had peripheral neuropathy at one point, right hand still feels a bit rigid. I just need it to wake up though, sipping it from a straw when it’s cold is great and I need b12.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-29 at 2:39 AM UTC in Space is gayHow is it that the earth doesn't get slowly sucked towards the sun and incinerate us?
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2022-01-29 at 2:33 AM UTC in I'm Taking Up A Collection For Polecat
Originally posted by Bradley Ratface have you considered going over to Polecat's house and trying to talk to them 1 on 1?
They'll listen to you if they see your ratface
I have actually been sneaking onto the POLECATS property nibbling on his hemp plants for sustenance and guiding my rat brethren to his rafters where they build their nest and dig holes through his insulation
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2022-01-29 at 12:19 AM UTC in Chinese people think EVERYTHING is an afrodijiacExotics have the same general nutrients as non-exotics. There's no real point to eating the world's charismatic megafauna to get a boner. It seems like they're obsessed with "energies" the foods give you, they take the "you are what you eat" way too seriously.
"You small sissy tic-tac dick asian man? Drink tiger blood, and you be fierce and strong like tiger."
From what I've read, rhino horns are just like giant overgrown fingernails. Of course, instead of eating powdered fingernail clippings, which have roughly the same nutrient value, they still choose the horn for it's magic spooky voodoo powers.
Shark fin soup, responsible for the utter devastation of the world's sharks, is just a wad of cartilage that tastes like nothing at all. You could get a better nutrient profile plus some collagen gelatin stuff from eating chicken feet, plus chicken feet do not have the potent neurotoxin BMAA that shark fin does. Of course the Chinese still demand shark fin to balance their yin and yang n' sheeeit.
And you don't need to torture asian black bears for bear bile, any other animal's bile will roughly do the same trick. I have a bottle of digestive enzymes behind me on the counter with ox bile in them, it's probably almost the exact same shizzle, my nizzle.
The only thing that seems a bit unique is their use of the stank-glands in endangered musk deer. There aren't really many good substitutes for it, but still, what kind of pathetic beta male needs to administer deer stank to have good health? There are less than 5,000 musk deer left in the world, they have disappeared from nearly their whole range except for parts of Nepal.
The most useful part of Chinese traditional medicine is probably their use of mushrooms and herbs, since they are loaded with whole spectrums of very unique chemicals.
Originally posted by Bradley Some of it has to have some truth to it
The truth is that if you're a soy-sauce blooded asian sissy and 90% of your diet is white rice and bok choy , you will in fact get some dank boners after eating beef stew. Of course it is not "magic cow powers" that gave them the boners, it's simply the infusion of real nutrients, like zinc for example, into their bodies.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-28 at 11:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 7:24 PM UTC in Why Fgts Shouldn't Go Cave Dwellingbats look like flying puppiesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 4:55 PM UTC in Why does alcohol make people so mean?One time as a yungsta I threw a beer bottle at a passerby from a wooded area off the sidewalk and he was all glasses and bookbaggy in the middle of the day, outraged that he should have glass shatter in front of him like a nancy boi. So he stormed up into the area we were in and got beaten pretty badly but in our defense he was like twice our age and bigger than us and kinda charged uphill at us which was really stupid. We kinda got frenzied and stomped his face and expected to get arrested but not everyone had a cell phone in those days so we just dipped and drank at another outdoor spot.
Another time I hit someone in the face with a lamp because he wanted me to leave his apartment. Lots of other stuff too. Honestly, my dad was an alcoholic so when I was a Yung alci I kinda hated myself for it and thought I was weak and shitty like how I perceived him to be at the time. I guess my reasons are a little different but a lot of people do, usually people who get drunk quickly and easily -
2022-01-28 at 4:47 PM UTC in Why does alcohol make people so mean?Because it was under the surface all along. Alcohol makes things that you secretly want to do much more agreeable (I.e. sex, junk food and coke) so trust that they were angry people all along and just used alcohol as an excuse to unleash it.
"Sorry I beat you with a fire poker, I was drunk. You know I'm not like that hehehe"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-28 at 4:05 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by mmQ I mean just think about how at any time you could also have some unknown parasite like a tapeworm crawling around inside you too. Everyone is scared of the vaccine but they'll eat raw fish and undercooked porkchops without second thought.
And as the wise Norm once said, the thing we have to be most scared of, the thing that is the leading cause of death for anyone in the world, is our own fucking heart which will just attack and kill us whenever it feels like it.
That autistic girl i hooked up with spent like an hour showing me microscope pictures of her most favorite, cutest intestinal parasites. -
2022-01-28 at 4:01 PM UTC in Which User Do You Think Has Collected The Most DH Women Nudes or Real Photosellaria sand send me a video of her shoving all kinds of things up her ass and I havent heard from her since, I think she might have punctured her insides with something sharp :oThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 3:41 PM UTC in Which User Do You Think Has Collected The Most DH Women Nudes or Real PhotosThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 3:14 PM UTC in Which User Do You Think Has Collected The Most DH Women Nudes or Real PhotosI like campfire better.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 2:53 PM UTC in What happened to Squirrel?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 3:50 AM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 2:50 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 2:25 AM UTC in What happened to Squirrel?Okay, but the horse wouldn’t work as well as me. Because I wanna be CLEAR
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2022-01-28 at 1:42 AM UTC in So her husband came to visit me at workThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-28 at 1:25 AM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
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