2022-01-26 at 12:14 AM UTC
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Hey Bert (The Owner)Next time you have a bad day please don't take it out on my 87 year old mother who traveled from Norway to our usually friendly city so she could visit her great-grandchild who was just born. When we got back to our place she had a panic attack and we had to rush her to the hospital. She's now home and refuses to leave the house until her flight home. I have never been So Got Damn Ashamed and Embarrassed of Fargo. You are the problem not Fargo.
Also, why does your gravey taste so damn sour. Did it steal your personality.
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Originally posted by stl1
Ain't nobody clicking on your pedo porn, sicko.
I love watching the DHers learn our norms, rules, and lore. Even DHers now know not to click links (because they saw NISers say it over and over that they aren't clicking, I bet some don't even know why to not click). It's like a nature program but with autists and geriatrics.
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2022-01-25 at 11:29 PM UTC
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I CRIED OUT WITH A HAVENT U PPL EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOT DANG DOOR
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2022-01-25 at 11:28 PM UTC
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Originally posted by frala
We went for dinner tonight and we just about froze while eating. Apparently the front door doesn't quite shut all the way, the owner refuses to get it fixed, and it was left slightly ajar unbeknownst to us for the entirety of meal. Cold hands and chilly entrees gets two stars from me.
I forgot the purpose of this thread and I almost told you I'm sorry you had such a disappointing meal. 😂
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2022-01-25 at 11:27 PM UTC
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We went for dinner tonight and we just about froze while eating. Apparently the front door doesn't quite shut all the way, the owner refuses to get it fixed, and it was left slightly ajar unbeknownst to us for the entirety of meal. Cold hands and chilly entrees gets two stars from me.
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Originally posted by Sophie
If you'd like i can make Nis Messenger. Nothing would have to change on the website and you could run it from your desktop. I could add a feature where you can block people from messaging you, and have the ability to set up your own invite only rooms. Lanny wouldn't even have to lift a finger.
Yeah bus is there a feature to turn off the back door you created into our web cams so you can see us in our skivvies? And a feature for live streaming if we want to voluntarily show everyone us in our skivvies?
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2022-01-25 at 11:16 PM UTC
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Went for lunch when I had an extra 30 min and let me tell you I didn't need that 30 min because the restaurant was deserted. I see why after I receive my biscuits and gravy. A comfort food that has always been there to me was suddenly a sour unpleasant enemy. Needless to say I stopped at jack in the box on the way back to work.
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2022-01-25 at 12:11 AM UTC
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Snail to meet you
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
were you not hugged enough as a child?
Stfu escarggot
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2022-01-24 at 8:34 PM UTC
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The Cuckoning
I MISS WHEN YOU TWO GOT ALONG
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2022-01-24 at 6:41 PM UTC
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Snail to meet you
Do you belieeeve in life after snails?
I can feel something inside me snail,
"I really don't think you're snail enough, no."
Do you belieeeve in life after snails?
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2022-01-24 at 4:34 PM UTC
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First Conflict of 2022
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
Please remember his name because this is my new favorite person.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Ewen_Cameron
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2022-01-24 at 2:34 PM UTC
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A gathering of snails
Appeared above my snail
They sang to me this snail of hope
And this is what they snailed
They snailed, come snail away, come snail away
Come snail away with me
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2022-01-24 at 7:46 AM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by mmQ
I think it's AKSHUALLY
Snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail snail.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
He prolly doesn't even know how to ctrl c or ctrl v...he probably right clicks with his ergonomic mouse with the ball thing
Rofl
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2022-01-24 at 6:52 AM UTC
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Random image thread
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
not possible
the CIA inadvertently destroyed it in the process of using Abe's chatlogs and shitposting history to program JFK (who they also later destroyed)
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It's like snails snailing to undersnailtand the basic snailure of snailciety to snail for those who snail most and try to gain the least for themsnailves
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2022-01-24 at 2:12 AM UTC
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Snail to meet you
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Snails are slain with nails.
Your snail is showing
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2022-01-24 at 1:50 AM UTC
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So I was snailing around my home today and I just so happened to snail upon a snail that caught my snail. On closer inspection, it snailed to hold my snail because snail.
Snail End.
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2022-01-24 at 1:19 AM UTC
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Inner city open air snail markets with this new snailynal and carsnailynal, and the snailedemic associated with these new snailiods was stretched to its limits with the novel snailona virus among us.
Carsnailynal and snailynal have been found not only in snailiod snails but also in snailacaine and snailphetamine samples as well.
Not only has Snailmerica had to deal with the snailona virus the past 2 snails but also the snailiod snailedemic that is snailing not only inner city snails but rural and suburban snails as well.
I pray that all of you can avoid both the snailona virus snailedemic but also the snailiod snailedemic as well. Remember, ask not what the snail can do for you but what can you do for the snails?
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2022-01-23 at 8:06 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
that sounds like drug use to me
its emotional and audible. its not just audible. and it also starts under conditions. cars on highway or running water (the babbling brook) you hear voices and whispers
often in English and sometimes gibberish or foreign.
what is weird is when I hear my name and then wake up but then suddenly everything on the dresser goes flying off. 3-4 pound paper weights holing up books (bookends) and an entire rack of tv trays we stored in our bedroom with a tv tray holder all got knocked to the side when the books and everything flew off. No open window, no open door. a voice, slight breeze and WHAM
my late wife waking up in the other room she feel asleep with our kids, and came running in . she had experienced shit with me.
hauntings or skitz. or both. are skitzo psychic or just pscho?
Ya, i have suffered from stim psychosis before. And also mania. I know what it's like when there's voices coming out of things nigga. In psychosis it's scary. In mania i can at least tell it ain't real. But it sure sounds real. Mania was drug or lack thereof induced also.
I've drunk deep of the well of insanity and all it's waters are foul.
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