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[my hereto riemannian peach]
What if you got a girl pregnant who didnt have arms and legs like in mettalicas "one" or buddy from the oblongs and she just lay there getting top heavy for 9 months while you got more and more anxious so in the last trimester you rolled her down the stairs HARD and she and the baby died?
Well afterwards you learn the baby survived. You are haunted by people wearing masks on sticks which remind you of your appendageless baby mom. You wonder if the kid is disabled until you are in a car accident and wind up in the hospital. The doctor comes in and says "the good news is you survived, the bad news is you lost all your limbs"
"Lost all my limbs? It was just a fender bender!"
"Well removing them was a judgement call and I made what I believe is the right choice...Dad"
The doctor closes the curtains and unbuttons his shirt and rapes you relentlessly. This continues in the hospital until you break down and tell a nurse. She tells you you deserve it and moves you to a soundproof room where the rapings can be taken up a notch. You live to be 130, spending every day hoping for death. The doctor brings in his children to torture you in medically absurd ways that defy rational imagination. All because the torse didnt get an abortion. Think about it
-the telltale belly
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
What do you think roe v wade is about…
Wait, let me get the popcorn on…
Abortion. Bam, answered.
Did your popcorn have time to pop? What's your hilarious followup?
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2022-06-24 at 5:15 PM UTC
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I saw someone on monday and they died on wedneaday. Weird.
Anyone who thinks striking down roe v wade is good for humanity is a retarded sack of shit who likes big daddy governments dick in their ass. The only benefit is maybe some judges and politicians will die while thousands of dumb, useless unwanted babies saddle parents who didnt want them. The world is really stupid, objectively
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2022-06-24 at 1:52 PM UTC
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Jan 6 Committee Starts Now
I can’t understand why he hasn’t been assassinated yet 🤔
edit:
Apparently There’s a game where you can shoot dildos at Donald Trump’s head
https://metro.co.uk/2016/03/23/theres-a-game-where-you-can-shoot-dildos-at-donald-trumps-head-5771499/
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Originally posted by mmQ
Yes I remember THE FAIR. we have one ever summer. It's a joke compared to when I was a kid but also it's designed for kids so that probably makes sense why it isn't fun anymore. It's just a bunch of middle-schoolers holding hands and parents with obnoxious small children.
Maybe if it has some badass rollercoasters or whatever but they don't. I can go to ValleyFair near Minneapolis for that.
Then of course there's the "food court" area which smells awesome but is retardedly expensive for a little sack of cheese curds or mile-long corn dogs and all that. Mini donuts are good but they're not that good.
Our fair here has a grandstand which normally has races but its used for shitty concerts during the fair and that is basically the only reason to go, and even then it's rare. I think I've went twice in the last ten years, once when Bush played and once when Sevendust played.
Showed up just early enough to walk through the chicken and hen barn which they have awards for every year and then a little petting zoo with llamas and lambs and stuff.
More like THE UNFAIR
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Originally posted by POLECAT
I don't think I like eating quail.
I mean I didnt like old quail but I really liked young quail dround in butter cooked in the oven but young quail on the fri pan sucked and cooked with some butter in the oven wasnt as good as quail dround in butter cooked in oven. I really doubt I'll have tonss of butter in the pocolips so I reckon quail aint my bag man.
cornish hens cost 3fiddy each as chicks but don't lay many eggs and the roosters arent good at fuckin cuz they are fat bastards so keepin some around for hatching eggs is a gamble in itself so I'm thinkin about a big greed rooster to cross the cornish hens with
shut up you fukkin dweeb lol
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
red dot or feather both have very stiff pussy hair and I find that discus ting
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I don't see my banners much any more since I use AMOLED theme.
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2022-06-22 at 5 AM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
I think they'd end up having every conversation that's theoretically possible to have, and then they'd get stuck in this glitch where, because eternity continues, the only thing theyre able to continue discussing, that they haven't discussed already, is that very fact- that the only thing they can discuss is the fact that that is the only thing they can discuss that hasn't been discussed before.
the amount of information your brain can store is finite
if you live long enough, you're probably going to either hit a hard limit, go full retard and be unable to function
or slowly lose old information until you forget everything about who you originally were
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Money Pox
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Money Pox
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Lol jeeze u niggers.
And I don't wear shoes like that rofl. I literally wear designer everything.
Me too, My goto designer is "George"
https://www.walmart.com/browse/clothing/george/5438/YnJhbmQ6R0VPUkdF
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by mmQ
What's the word for when a word is spelled like how it sounds? Fuck that didn't make sense. Like.. when a word sounds like what it means. Like SPLAT maybe is an example. Someone here will know what I'm trying to say and I thank you in advance.
Thank you in advance
Onomatopoeia
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Nebulizer is a cool word
Originally posted by 2fly4U2
King Nebulizer
Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Nebuchadniggar
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Originally posted by mmQ
Probably Air Bud
What about when u smoke a bong, then it's water bud
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T-pain took her arms but nothing can kill her SPIRIT and the prophecy of plantessi
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