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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Come to the bird house...look at the garage ya..my Bentley coupe got a couple pigeons ❤️🎼
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  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I say not hot enough. I want a VOLCANO lodged inside my b hole b

    I want the taco bell 1990s volcano menu to exist exclusively inside the walls of my butthole
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  5. Ghost Black Hole
    omg Donald Trump is my herp! 20q6 is one of THOSE years hash tag!!!!!!!!!
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ It's weird how alcoholic gets such a bad REP or bad WRAP or whatever the saying is. I guess I don't know. Is it bad rap? Bad wrap? Bad rep like representation? I don't know.

    But it's weird. People say it's so bad butt obviously it's pretty good actually. I've never not had fun getting drunk. I have way less fun sober.

    I've been in 8 treatments in my life, 3 inpatient, 2 of those long-term, a shit load of AA meetings and everything in between I can tell you that ultimately, drinking is much more fun than not drinking but of course there are levels to it all and hangivers aren't fun blah blah basically, it is what it is as kirt Vonnegut said and Roger waters oh we're just two lost swimming godlfish every day anyway so do what you want

    Actually being sober is nice too.

    I woke up still buzzed up and a drunk man telling you he's proud of your sobriety is probably as worthless as it gets but yeah good job being sober. You wouldn't be doing it without a reason so I'm glad you're able to accomplish such a feat. My last period of 2 years sobriety was right before zoklet and right when I was doing well it became the beginning of the end. I will be dead within the next 20 months please mark my words

    Speaking of MARK. I bet he didn't think he was gonna die when he did. Thanks PWP, for killing mark and then also killing yourself. What a nice thing


    I sometimes miss Mark but PWP would help me just rag on Apric0t and that was a great feeling. I don't really miss any of our dead userbase since I know they're forever in the Temple of the Screaming Electron's restroom, getting high and saying "One minute bro!" with the door locked for eternity. I used to miss friends who died, but after like 30 or so real life people I knew as 'friends' and a couple of people I was really close to died, I just kinda IDK grew a callous to that shit.

    I think about my mom dying and it makes me sad, so I have some heart. But like if everyone I left in Wisconsin was dead it wouldn't deeply bother me. When I find out my friends use heroin, I kinda just mentally start telling myself that they're a walking dead person and then the inevitable happens and I say really fucked up shit like "at least they died doing what they loved," etc.

    When people commit suicide intentionally (not overdosing or being high on tweak and stabbing themselves cuz the angry black man told them too), I feel like they're a bitch and a traitor who chose to make everyone who love them feel the pain that they couldn't handle.

    That's wrong of them, so I openly tell others if someone intentionally killing themselves I try never to think about them again and shit on their memory to anyone who cares about them saying "if they really loved you, they wouldn't have done this to you."

    I think they should get no headstone, no memorial, no discussion of them, and be erased from our hearts. I do this with mixed success, but it makes people recognize that I'm a piece of shit.

    When someone dies on accident or of disease, I take it really hard, or when they're murdered or overdose on accident, but IDK the murder part doens't bother me after it's made right by their people.
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  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Um Norm mcdonald calling her the funniest person on earth!! I will punch u in the face
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Thank you mmq❤️

    Thanks friends..feels good to have awesome people to share this experience with..y'all be easy..I'm hitting the road!❤️🥰❤️
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Limited edition push start already tinted windows with air conditioned seats..I didn't even know seats could get cool..

    I'm so happy
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  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ

    He knows what’s up ;p
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  11. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ What's your favorite joke of hers?

    My favorite joke of hers is

    "The other day I was hanging out with literally all of my black friend and she was like 'guuuurl'...you probly think I'm gonna do a super racist impression but no she was like 'guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl' (gets super racist pantomime) we were like mid double dutch and I was like "stop yelling were not at the movies"

    So basically the premise is a black girl saying "gurl"

    I like Kristin Schaal. Most Amy Schumer sucks
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I like uhhhh...Nort McBarnacle
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  14. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I didn’t laugh once. His hands creeped me
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  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I am going to buy super yacht with a heli pad, attack helicopter plus a compliment of drones included and indoor dock for small motorized boats, to be launched while at sea, the smaller vessels will be armed with 50 cal machine guns and automatic grenade launchers. The yacht itself will have some armaments as well, plus a reinforced hull. Among the arms, anti aircraft ordnance, depth charges and auto-cannons.

    Obviously it will have quarters for the crew, the first officer, the chief of security and the captain. It will also have a deck for comms, navigation, and tactical. Plus a hidden deck, which will house a crack team of the best cyber security experts money can buy, 12 in total to be divided into squads of 4 with each squad having a team leader, who will directly report to me, as i am in overall command of the ship, all auxiliary vessels and the cyber/intel division.

    We will roam the high seas, hacking the planet, while making sure to be stocked up on all resources we might need. And since it's a super yacht we will also have stuff like a pool, a bar, a lounge area, a mess hall. It'll be great.
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ What size and shape would you like your tombstone to be and we're fresh out your mom and my mom's pussy size.

    Well if I’m going to have any kind of grave marker I’d like it to be a mausoleum of some kind so antsy runaways can camp out in it or homeless people can have a place to jerk off.
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  17. Ugh I passed out after that last drink 🙄
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Well Hung went from purporting he was his best friend to being happy he was dead when he was pointed out that Douglas Monks detested him.

    Why does everyone do this?

    Paul Wozny did it too.

    Fucking losers no one likes the only friends they can manage to have are dead people that didn't like them but aren't around to set the record straight.

    I lol'ed when Wozny said Bill Krozby and him were really good friends, nigga hated you and called you peedy the pedophile.

    WellHung he called a fat miserable fuck.

    But he was yalls only friend (after he died)

    Yall are some fuckin losers for real.
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole


    😟😳🤭
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  20. Originally posted by Rape Monster bitch, the only thing u knock out is a turd after I loosen it up

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