2022-06-19 at 10:33 PM UTC
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Happy Motherfuckers Day
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
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2022-06-19 at 9:32 PM UTC
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Happy Motherfuckers Day
Originally posted by mmQ
/Care emoji goes here
22 for me.
I'm gonna name my imbred child after you. Wren the Mongaloid
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2022-06-19 at 9:09 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I just imagine an old dude with a Cain and dual karambits that are in that chameleon paint dangling from some shitty quick release hook on his belt.
Lol
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Cigarette smoking is faggotty
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2022-06-19 at 5:11 PM UTC
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Happy Motherfuckers Day
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Shout out to that time my dad raped me face down in the bathtub on my own birthday
You should have waited for him to ask you to bring him a beer, laced it with diazepam and then shoved a syringe into the base of his skull just below the back of the ear and swizzled it a few dozen times.
That's how I offed my stepfather and the coroner never noticed.
That was 28 years ago. Only 2 years to go before SoL are up
-Shit a totsean would say
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2022-06-19 at 4:21 PM UTC
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Happy Motherfuckers Day
Shout out to that time my dad raped me face down in the bathtub on my own birthday
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I'm gonna give my dorky old uncle weed gummies today for father's day, should be fun. Last time I got high with him he stood there pointing and laughing at a tree for ten minutes straight.
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2022-06-19 at 1:53 PM UTC
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I'm happy I don't have wet brain, have all my teeth, and am not addicted to drugs.
I'm the only person with real gold on here and when we talk in group, I'm honest I sell weed and LSD and not large amounts, but my addiction is drinking a lot of malt liquor since I have the smarts to not drink liquor anymore.
I guess this has given me a higher status to some of them and they are respectful which is nice because there's 3 White people here and I couldn't imagine being mocked and fucked with or touched or stolen from. Some black guy used my hot sauce in the cafeteria and I said, "You could've asked." and he nodded. The next day he did the same shit, I grabbed that motherfucker out of his hands so fucking fast that it spilled on him and he apologized and said it didn't have to be like that and I drink so much espresso (I get so much food stamps that I make sugary espressos ("Cubano Coffee") for my friends like four times a day and we do shots of it as hot as we can) that I shake and freak the fuck out hahaha
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2022-06-19 at 12:35 PM UTC
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Damn
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Post a picture of your tits holding up a copy of today's newspaper in front of times square if you aren't who you say you aren't
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Malice was a useless lump of meat.
He sure was, but at least he had an original or interesting thought every now and again.
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2022-06-18 at 6:25 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
And then after stl1 loudly cums all over the wax sculpture as a crowd of museum patrons stares at him in horror he looks at them and smiles and says "fucking Republicans, am I right?"
And as he leaves he shouts "YOU DIDNT WIN BY THE WAY AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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2022-06-18 at 6:24 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Stl1 would cut a hole in the mouth and fuck it while yelling YEAH MR PRESIDENT YOU DIRTY SLUT KEEP SUCKING IM BUILDING A WALL OF CUM AND ITS GONNA ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER ALL OVER YOUR FACE OH YEAH MR PRESIDENT ARE YOU CATCH AND RELEASE NOW OR YOU GONNA SWALLOW IT ALL COME ON DONNY BOY JUST PRETEND ITS A BIG MAC
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Originally posted by mmQ
That happened to me earlier and I fell asleep at 8pm which is pretty lame but also who really cares I guess. Now I'm awake and being all CHATTY but I'm gonna go back to bed now I think. Need extra rest I got a long day of fuckin and suckin to do tomorrow. LOL.
So you finally started that only fans. I knew there was a niche for mid westerners in red beanies.
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the shit out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they couldn’t figure out why the house smelled like festering death. They caught me through this video where these guys at the party were singing Beyoncé while I was in the background with a can of tuna.
I did this with sausages once, not out of malice or anything but just because I was really drunk and thought it was funny
guy found the last one like six weeks later when he went back to uni; printed an essay and it came out smeared with grease and maggots
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2022-06-15 at 3:59 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
did lanny ever symbolically suck your dick
🫠
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2022-06-15 at 3:36 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
There’s nothing about touching in the post I quoted but I’m always thinking about touching you Candyrein .
No.. I don’t want your drugs
Leave me alone !
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Bark. Poop. Eat.
Dogs equivalent of live laugh love
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