Originally posted by mmQ
Well now I'm imagining it. Can I choose the five days? Why are there so many peckers for me to examine? How long does it take per pecker? What am I looking for? Does everyone get re-examined every week or are there constantly new peckers?
Depends on the volume of peckers. You would follow the volume of peckers, not your own personal preferences. This is serious business, and those peckers won't examine themselves. And it doesn't matter how many there is; you're there to do a job. You will be allotted 5.4 seconds per pecker. You will be inspecting peckers for mold, mildew, cheese, rust, foreign particulates, abuse, etc.. You WILL be meeting new peckers, as time progresses and business grows. Regular clientele will depend on the quality of your pecker inspection.
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Originally posted by Sudo
Is it possible for a woman to have a deviated butthole where her pussy and starfish are connected through a hole from overuse?
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/rectovaginal-fistula/symptoms-causes/syc-20377108
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I spend every day doing the exact same thing: sitting in front of my computer for 12-18 hours. While on the computer I'm doing whatever I want, whenever I want though. What does this mean? Do I have a daily schedule that reads "wake up, computer, sleep", or do I not have a schedule because sometimes I watch animu and sometimes I play vidya and sometimes I shitpost? How granular we're being really determines whether or not I have a schedule I guess.
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I wake up to a kid waking up, then the baby mom gets up and has a nervous breakdown, which wakes up the other kid. Ive learned its best to stay down. I get up around 8am and take stepkid to day care, then either go back and get a different vehicle or just continue on. I usually get a coffee and somethin in my guts and do some opiates or opiate replacement drugs and consume some THC. I pick up some retarded fiends and yell at them to work harder. Then we get lunch and smoke weed and I yell at them again. Then I pick kid up from day care, eat some bland food baby mom made, hang with my son and then figure out something productive to do at night
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Is it possible for a woman to have a deviated butthole where her pussy and starfish are connected through a hole from overuse?
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Originally posted by mmQ
You should answer my poll. You did. You fly by the seat of your pants.
You have fun even though you have responsibilities and I like that. It's your life and you're not only able to live it, you're also able to easily raise a kid and have fun doing so. I personally will never have a kid but if I did I know I would have fun doing so. I'm just sure I'm gonna have a big icicle fall on my head and kill me every winter so I just don't want to impose that on it (the kid I would have).
Idk what my concept of "fun" is but hangin wit my son is without a doubt the best part of my life. His favorite food is Bulls Eye old Hickory BBQ sauce. I constantly feel like Im going to die and need to get 3 separate medical tests this months to determine how quickly Im going to die. I hope its in 17 years, I can totally live with that/die with that. I wish shit with my daughter was more straightforward but Im gonna make it that way
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Stream it on 123movies, retards.
The movie itself is pretty good, plenty of laughs to be had for us old timers.
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Nah that's scron and his notorious Walnut Dick
Shawty take ya shoes off make ya hit notes like a opera
Dropped my zipper bitch said that my dick look like a geoduck
I said what the the fuck is that
She said u watch Iron Chef
I said like occasionally but apparently not enough
She said its like a bivalve
I said fuck u i aint gay
She said okay imma call an uber this was a mistake
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Originally posted by Back Lane Madders
It's nostalgic humor but a bit dated.
I'll wait till it's 3.99 or free
So you haven't watched it then? I don't need you to explain what Beavis and Butt-Head is to me
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2022-06-27 at 7:36 PM UTC
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I'm calling Zokleteers Out
Originally posted by mmQ
Will you appease me and draw a picture of a sun for me that I can come and check first thing when I wake up this morning? Thank you in advance I love you.
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Originally posted by Xalaxar666
the only joy I have is knowing my victims live with trauma every day
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
That's only momentary satisfaction. Fleeting and temporary. I'm talking about the satisfaction of a lifelong fight.
Sounds like something a McDonald's manager tells the 17 year old employee who says they are quitting to go to school
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2022-06-27 at 10:10 AM UTC
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I'm calling Zokleteers Out
You can always tell when Paul Wozny runs out of his prescription meds towards the end of the month.
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2022-06-27 at 4:37 AM UTC
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I'm calling Zokleteers Out
Every time something horrible happened there has always been 1 common denominator and that denominator has always been you being there and then you frantically blame everyone else.
If anyone is to blame it is you.
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2022-06-26 at 8:21 AM UTC
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Used panties and toilet paper
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
Someone put a penis in his mouth!
Please
whats his address
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2022-06-24 at 10:21 PM UTC
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Roe V Wade is Dead
Originally posted by Sudo
How do you know about Jim "fuck latinos" Carey?
Lanny has a poster in his office
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2022-06-24 at 10:15 PM UTC
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Roe V Wade is Dead
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Originally posted by frala
Jfc 😭
How do you know about Jim "fuck latinos" Carey?
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2022-06-24 at 7:47 PM UTC
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Roe V Wade is Dead
me casually scrolling through all the meltdown threads on twitter and reddit and correcting lefties who are upset about "women" losing their rights instead of using the term "birthing persons"
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