If u can't tell Kafka has autism then you haven't posted here enough. She was clearly a non verbal "biter" who wore headphones with no music playing until she was 18
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Originally posted by mmQ
You should give this to your buddy pal Wren here so it's not sitting around your place stinking up the joint collecting dust you'd be doing both of us a favor. Thanks chap!
I should have taken the photo outside and posted it in your "things I found on the ground" thread.
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Excellent. Relaxed. Chill. Today was a very good Monday. I hit all my major goals faster than I needed to and cleared them off my plate over the weekend, then got a big project today that I pretty much completed by 4PM. Now I have some pretty chill stuff to do for the next couple of days.
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
All great journeys begin with the first step. Why don't you take the first step and kill yourself. I'm very serious. The world doesn't need people like you.
The world doesn't need anyone, dummy.
From 2004 to 2006, a $100m-plus a year BP marketing campaign “introduced the idea of a ‘carbon footprint’ before it was a common buzzword”, according to the PR agent in charge of the campaign. The targets of this campaign were the “routine human activities” and “lifestyle choices” of “individuals” and the “average American household”. In 2019, BP ran a new “Know your carbon footprint” campaign on social media.
Big oil’s rhetoric has evolved from outright denial to more subtle forms of propaganda, including shifting responsibility away from companies and on to consumers. This mimics big tobacco’s effort to combat criticism and defend against litigation and regulation by “casting itself as a kind of neutral innocent, buffeted by the forces of consumer demand”.
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ok so crab fisherman commonly store crabs in a bucket, now they're made of slippery plastic but before they were made out of wood.
It is incredible easy for a crab to walk up an uneven surface. So one would think that crabs in a bucket would all climb out. However, when placed in a bucket with other crabs as soon as 1 crab starts to climb up, other crabs grab his legs/body and more crabs soon crab onto the crab trying to hold down the first crab, resulting in the first crab losing his grip and them all falling back into the bottom.
All the crabs could escape if they just acted independently to climb up the bucket and go onto live wonderfully crabby lives.
However because of extremely unhappy crabs (RIPTOTSE in this case) no one is able to suceed. My success is seen as detrimental to his greater position in life, so he pulls me down, so that we all remain at the bottom, all unhappy, all soon going to be turned into chowder.
It's necessary in life to escape crab bucket mentality type people, lest they drag you back to your death, where they seem happy to just wallow, refusing to undertake anything that would result in anyone other than them being better off, alive, or successful.
aka a hatin ass bitch nigga
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Focus on increasing green taxes and recycling incentivation
Free Wifi everywhere, NO WPA2 passwords!!!, Good Signal in the cities through SOCIALIST infrastructure
Lower drinking age, age for sharpies/paints/whip its/ETC to 18. OR increase everything Age of Consent, Age of Military Enlistment, Age of Majority/Voting to 21, YOU CANNOT GET IT BOTH WAYS
Decrease punishment for drugs (all), Increase punishment for child sex crimes with an exponential increase to repeat offenders and sex crimes against pre pubescent (<13 year old victims). Bring back the Death Penalty, commute all lifeterms to execution and rapidly carry them out.
& kill yourself.
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I just bought a couple laser levels, a 6k lb winch, some Keychain maces, batteries, a bunch of swords both samurai and this cool blue diamond looking one and a full tank of argon gas in DA HOOD in an apartment with a ton of dogs that all looked healthier than the human inhabitants. I am a man of the people.
U yanks and aussies probly didn't hear about christia Freeland being "verbally assaulted" aka yelled at in her "home province" and the calls to "condemn" someone yelling at a shitty crooked career public official. How tf aren't politicians supposed to have accountability for their job like everyone else. I honestly don't understand it. Anyone who opposes politicians being accosted and screamed at in the streets is an absolutely retarded sack of statist shit. They should be screamed at whenever possible. The fake "golden bubble" people are on both the right and left. I remember Sarah Huckabee sanders and bitch McConnell being treated like shit in restaurants and wanting people to "denounce" public accountability for their actions. What the actual fuck, why would we move farther away from beheading the powers that be (or at least their public faces). Unbelievable some people think politicians should be on gilded wings above the rest of us. Fuck everyone
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Fona your gonna be so comfortable who cares about the broke ass haters that sleep on air matresses. pretty sure a matress is an investment in your future afterall think how many hours you spend on it im pretty sure its okay to spend a few couple thou
edit: it would feel so good on a new matress just laying there with your pizza slut eating sushi farting into the new matress and drinking beer *spills the soy sauce and gets a milk mustache*
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An Indian guy asked if I was Lebanese today which if you know what I look like is fucking retarded. I kinda want to punch him for that and about 100 other reasons
So I feel punchy
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What crappy kind of a party involves the shit parts of a chicken??
The kind of party where everyone goes in the bathroom to do cocaine and comes out giggling and smiling and then say to the next guy "hey man hey I 'CUT YOU A LIME' in the bathroom ;) left a lil something in there for ya and no i don't mean a big stinky unflushed in the bowl ;)"
and i'm just sitting there like uhhh hey is it cool if I bust out this dope and rip a few lines because I don't want to consume my drugs in the bathroom like a degenerate loser that overdoses and dies and they are like UMMM WHAT DRUGS NOPPE NOTHING HERER QUICK SOMEONE RUN TO THE BATHROOM AND FLUSH THIS FOR ME! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I ONLY DO COCAINE ONCE A YEAR AT CHRISTMAS PARTIES WHEN MY BOSS GIVES IT TO ME!!!!!
Where's the loud music and people drinking falling over wearing a lamp on their head? This "party" is just a bunch of people sitting around smoking meth!
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