2017-03-03 at 12:34 AM UTC
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do u ever almos die
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2017-03-02 at 8:06 PM UTC
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A want a new truck.
I*
Yeah-eah!
I want a new truck
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick
I want a new truck
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I want a new truck
One that won't spill
One that don't cost too much
Or come in a pill
I want a new truck
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you, baby
I want a new truck
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good
I want a new truck
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk too much
Or make my face break out
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you
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chekc the bushes behind the post ofice
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ya feel? ayyyy lmao
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2017-03-01 at 3:09 PM UTC
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A not boring thread
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
but seriously you don't know everything I know, I know way more about Christianity / Catholicism than you do.
You don't.
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Drink until you're a Cyclops.
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2017-02-28 at 5:37 AM UTC
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the joke thread
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2017-02-26 at 11:10 AM UTC
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flaming drone
Do you want to put fire ON the drone? Can it be above the drone? You could use a wire hanger to nigger rig a ball of cotton soaked in spirits above it, and set it on fire. It'll last for at least 10-15 minutes. The biggest problem will be that longevity of the flame, you could try to use a slow burning fuel, but a big or bright flame and longevity are direct opposites of each other; the brighter it burns, the faster it burns up.
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Originally posted by Actor
ENOUGH is ENOUGH! I have had it with these MOTHAFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHAFUCKIN albatross
fix'd
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2017-02-25 at 2:53 AM UTC
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DW's roleplaying thread.
The door swung open and the guard shuffled forward, unzipping his pants.
"You're gonna be a good little black boy now, aren't you?"
"Oh he'd better, else it's the stick for him, innit now?" Replied the other, running a baton against the metal cage.
Asspick closed his eyes and opened his heart. There was only one way to get out of this, and that was by calling upon the power of the gods. Sphinctora, the goddess of all which is taut and moist. It was only she who could help him.
In Rantam, there were many gods. Hundreds, thousands. Nobody really kept count. Most people pledged their allegiance to only one or two, priding themselves in the power of that particular god and telling and re-telling their epics to all who would listen. Devotion was the key. By devotion and only devotion could one tap into the piety which granted meager men with the power of the gods, and Asspick was a very pious man.
In one sweeping hop he jumped down onto his back. His hands clutched onto his ankles, straining to hold his legs as far back as they could go, and his ass cheeks as far wide as they could stretch.
The guards could smell it from here. They cried out in fear.
"IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!" Asspick roared. His voice reverberated across the room and into his large intestine. He channeled the power of the entirety of his body, of his fecal matter. Of the gods themselves. The muscles in his stomach tore and shredded. The guards stumbled backwards. And in a surprisingly quiet display of power, Asspick fired.
At seven inches long with a point that'd put a rhino to shame, the pick cut through the air with a sound not unlike the rush of blood. Composed entirely of fecal matter, this monstrosity of a shit pulled open a hole the size of a fist, right through a guard's chest. It slashed clean through, frazzling into a spray of brown shards. The first guard was dead on impact, but the second had been thrown into a corner, his still erect penis pinned to the wall by one of Asspick's shards.
"Please! Spare me!" The guard wailed. "I was just doing my job was all!"
Asspick rifled through the pockets of the guard, pulling out the key which would unlock his phallic piercing. It slid out with a wet *thhcck* as he walked out of what had been his hell for the first time in years. The guard moaned in pain.
"Please, I'm begging you."
Down the hallway, Asspick could hear the chatter of women.
'Women?' He thought, his penis lifting to a chub. 'I haven't seen one of those in years.'
Somewhere in the dark, a liserd watched on with great interest.
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2017-02-24 at 10:20 PM UTC
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ATTN: Sophie
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Darth Beaver
You're what is known as pathetic.
You're like that creepy butler who appears at odd moments.
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2017-02-24 at 4:23 AM UTC
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Just went to jail
You will make a change for the better.
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Don't be a bitch Capt.
Originally posted by Lanny
I saw Bill Krozby recently. I don't like killing people but for the sake of sanitation I laid out a Bill Krozby trap. That cheeky cunt set off the trap like 5 times without actually getting caught in it. I ended up nailing a board over his hideyhole.
See? A little switch and suddenly no one cares.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
theyre niggers…they dont have much talent when it comes to self-induced surgical procedures.
neither do you, you fucking worm
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2017-02-23 at 4:54 AM UTC
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wuts ur faverit kind of fish
bill the cats getting fuckin pwnd
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Originally posted by cerakote
people who have never had a use for a webcam
What is a coward?.
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"High-functioning degenerate"
Now that's a user title I could be proud of
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2017-02-22 at 5:07 AM UTC
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Posts per day graph
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
When I as at School, long ago.
There was a boy who I shouldn't name called Paul Bentley
He was bullied lots.
One day before the teacher had arrived in classroom, a naughty child had drawn this on the whiteboard
All very entertaining I'm sure you'll agree.
The naughty child then shouted out
'Bentley, Bentley! Draw the pubes! Draw the pubes!'
Bentley was reluctant, he thought the teacher would walk in just as he started to draw.
Eventually he was cajoled into stepping up to the whiteboard, marker in hand.
'Draw the pubes! Draw the pubes!' chanted the class.
What Bentley drew relegated him to the world of the bullied forever. When he stepped away from the board this is what we saw.
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2017-02-22 at 2:21 AM UTC
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Lets Play: Organ Trail.
MQ pictured below:
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