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2017-03-11 at 10:22 PM UTC in the most woke 10 year old in teh wolrdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-11 at 7:02 PM UTC in ATT bill the catwhen a bill the cat doll malfunctions when you pull the string its like "cuck a duct fuck tape faggot colon sucker wad"
i honestly am beginning to think bill the cat is a program and we are in a simulacraThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-11 at 4:13 PM UTC in microdosing non-psychedelic hallucinogensThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-11 at 3:37 PM UTC in Benjamin Franklin wanted the murican national bird to be a gobbler
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2017-03-11 at 3:31 PM UTC in microdosing non-psychedelic hallucinogensone pill is enough. i've snorted 800mg (8 pills) and was pretty coked out, spent 45 minutes drumming the same thing over and over. apparently over 400mg there's a seizure risk and shamby had one on 500mg. he also cooked wellbutrin into crack rocks with baking soda and then spent an entire day playing agar.io panicing about his heart rateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-11 at 12:45 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Malice I have transcended. I have ascertained the truth about the female gender, the human condition, and I refuse to look away despite searing pain akin to looking into the sun. I refuse to see things other than then they really are, to forget. My goal is to systematically dismantle every aspect of my humanity I consider unnecessary.
I no longer fear how far I may stray from ordinary humanity, except during fleeting moments when feeling of the horrors that existence is capable of containing suddenly consumes me.
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-03-11T09:09:16.870810+00:00
Dude. Really, how fucking hard is your existence? You live off government money, you can buy all the food, drink and drugs you want. You have a roof over your head. And oh noes, it's so fucking horrible to be a human being in 2017. You are living a better than life than 150.000 years of your ancestors did. Hurp durp, existential angst. You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself, go see a therapist or some shit get a gf, who's into weirdos and i am sure there are enough women in SF that are. And be a little grateful that you're a fucking human being apex predator with a brain the likes of nature knows not. It could have been worse nigger. You could have been born in 1898 and drafted to fight in the trenches in WW1.
I mean Jesus, i love you and all Mal, but you need help.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-11 at 5:05 AM UTC in ATT bill the catlook in the barrel of a gun you fucking nigger l;overThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-11 at 5:02 AM UTC in are critics always faggots?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-11 at 1:22 AM UTC in im always boredI blend into society just fine and im completely fucked, in fact i'm a better worker than most people and I outperform everyone by leaps and bounds. If I had zech and zendies I could run my entire department working a few hours a week hiring my friends driving a forklift and save the company a million dollars.
Sometimes we all just stand around talking and sweep and dust and clean shit up for an hour because there is no work. Society is fucking retarded. Corporatism is corrupt at every level. When spiceroy joins the workforce you will find you are faster, smarter than most people there, depending on kind of work you do.
I think people that are really smart like to do drugs because it slows us down and puts us more on a level of everyone else, i dunno.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-10 at 9:36 AM UTC in Life's too hard. I might just commit suicide.
Originally posted by RisiR Yea, fuck if I knew. Chemical imbalance in my brain? I don't fucking know.
You see, that's the problem. People think depression is always some kind of response to life circumstances but it isn't. Well, maybe it is but the reasons for a suicide can be manyfold. I don't think Robin Williams struglled financially or had a lack of attention in his life. Same goes for all the celebrities who still ended it.
Hunter S. Thompson, Hemmingway and DFW and Stefan Zweig had all different reasons than that 12 year old girl that got cyber-bullied.
It's like car accidents. There is no blueprint or a precise way they all happen. They are individual and sometimes not the driver's fault.
Faggot.
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2017-03-10 at 6:50 AM UTC in my ass keeps on doing weird things/ sploo's stack updatea few days ago i shit my pants from sorbitol in koffgels, today i got diarrhea on my dick in some unexplainable way while taking a dump, and now a few hours later grease started leaking out of my butthole so i ran to the porcelain buddha and i just shit out a huge bubble of oil and when i wiped it dyed the toilet paper bright yellow from tumeric. i havent showered in weeks and i've cleaned shit off my dick, thighs, butthole, and hands with wet towels and rubbing alcohol. also every time there are swarms of dingleberries i have to remove one by one.
here's what im taking so you too can experience colon jedi hell
2 tablespoons tumeric
teaspoon black pepe
10grams fish oil
900mg ashwagandha with extract
multivite
energy dank
high dose ginkgo biloba (intermittent)
zoloft
gabapentin
im guessing fish oil caused the oil bubble, tumeric caused yellowass, black pepe caused infinite zygote poos, and everything together caused shit dick leg handThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-10 at 1:38 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-10 at 12:13 AM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
Originally posted by mmQ All the generic cringe comments are from Bill. I just search 'generic cringe comments' but I'd simply get Bill's entire posting history.
its funny cause he's so denebted he doesn't even know when you're quoting his own material to make fun of him, he thinks that you're trying to TOP on himThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-09 at 2:48 AM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump When I say I haven't had sex in years I mean with girls. I don't consider myself to have any specific orientation or identity. Someone said I was pansexual once but I feel more like asexual with a well functioning penis.
I can jack off to pictures of myself and inanimate objects for example. I also fap to lolis but I don't really consider myself a pedo.
I just want to whack off to triangles while hitting a meth pipe and deep throating a piece of fried chicken, techsexual.
Thats why I like taking bundy all the time because it kills my sex drive completely and makes my dick stop working, benzos also have a similar effect.
one of the first times i did coke when i was 16 I went to the living room in the middle of the night and jacked off to the qvc channel. Man had my parents walked in, i woulda had some splaining to do..
one time when i was 15 or so, i would print off a lot of pictures of girls off the computer because kids didn't have cellphones then to look up porn, and I put it all in a shoebox along with a journal where i wrote a story about wanting to rape christina rodriguez a tom boy girl i hung out with. and a water bottle of bourbon. My mom went through all my shit one day and found it all and I had some splaining to do... my dad said, "well doug, at least I know you're not a gay" I was so embarassed.
another time i was jacking off over the internet when i was 15 in my room on my desktop computer and my mom opened the door to tell me to go to bed, and i semi covered up my erect cock with my arm and moved my hand up towards my mouth and she asked what i was doing.. and i was like "just scratching my teeth, they itch..." she closed the door and about 20 seconds later my dad said in a loud voice, "doug I hope you're not doing anything that you shouldn't be doing..."
another time when I was 18, i was out smoking weed and driving around with my first gf, and I told her I wanted to fuck her, so we went into a church parking lot that looked like nobody was there (it was late at night) and i had my pants down around my ankles on top of her in the back seat and 2 old dudes were standing at the window and were like "are you kids with the youth group?....." i slowly got out of the back seat pulling up my pants and shoving my huge young trouser snake back in and got in the drivers seat and took off..
super embarassingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-08 at 4:31 AM UTC in attn: bradley3" and tortitoris... you killed meyou both fucking suck and are evil and have no regard fort he emotions of people, real humans, like me. i wanted to be happy. i wanted to trust at least one of you; too good to be true obviously. it felt nice believing your lies, like my life had hopee... butreally i knew better. so yeah i think i bloecked you both o every avenue cuz im not dealing with such fucking fuckheads on a regular basis. blocked both of you ojn fb and im straight up ging for my jgular with tht xacto knife. you know.... nice knowing you ,you emotionally abusive sociopathic fucks. i know i'm not ptreyyu person on bit or anything but i thot maybeu cud look ps tht. esp bradley sinceh e likes dick in the ass. clearly not. i must be never-level disgusting.
like i said in that one fb to you bradley, i hope Odin bleses you with sterility, lest your firstborn son be born a midget wihouth balls, no teeth, rectal cancer, leukemia, and fcuckin buck teeth. later in life he develops a black dick fetish and ges aids which youcatch from raping him you sick pedo fuck. for bretraying me like this, you and youyr family deserve wors. a pox upon your house, and your family.
and if by sme fucking miracle you were serious and tort was the only guitly party... well, i'd hope the same for tort... but hes never knocking anyone up with that 1.5" manclit.best i can hope for is ISIS obtaining sarin and tort sffocating, patalyzed and drooling like the fucking retard he it.
i hate you. i fucking HATE YOU> really. my self confidence is normally like 0.001 and you invested weeks into toppling that to like -10 for your sick socopathic plasure.
Actually that's kind of hot though. I enjoyed the game. Just a heads up though: you both suck at this shit. I was calling bullshit like day 1, second 1... and all you could do was deny, like I'd fucking believe you. Shaking my fucking had, fam. It was like like you were getting caught walking out of a store with a a slimjim (fyi they sell em in stores, Bradley, not just give em away at foodshelves for poverty sticklen cripples)... abd while you walk out the store and the clerk is liek "YOU HAVE TO PAY OF THAT" you're just like "lol dude nothingsuspicious this is fine like stop smoking drugs haha".
Long story short: youy're both faggots, I love you, but fuck you both and I'm never talking to you again. ♥
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2017-03-05 at 8:07 PM UTC in harassing your pets
Originally posted by cerakote i chase my cats around with a can of keyboard duster
When I had a cat it kept going behind the entertainment center and playing with the cords and lights back there. I took a can of duster, hooked it up to a battery operated motion detector. Whenever the cat would go back there the cannot would "hiss" at her causing her to flee. Was funny. She was very interested in the source of the sound at first but eventually got frustrated and just stopped trying to go back there.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-04 at 6:43 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinHate it when you have to walk in a fucking long ass triangle around your town just to buy weed, beer and then homeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-03-04 at 3:13 AM UTC in I grew up in the wrong era
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2017-03-03 at 10:49 PM UTC in Without googling, Do you know what city the Detroit Zoo is in?
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2017-03-03 at 10:45 PM UTC in We need more Iron John threads, obviously.The ovens were for cooking large loaves of bread.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
