A want a new truck.

1. 2017-03-02 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I*
   
   Yeah-eah!
   
   I want a new truck
   One that won't make me sick
   One that won't make me crash my car
   Or make me feel three feet thick
   
   I want a new truck
   One that won't hurt my head
   One that won't make my mouth too dry
   Or make my eyes too red
   
   One that won't make me nervous
   Wondering what to do
   One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
   When I'm alone with you
   
   I want a new truck
   One that won't spill
   One that don't cost too much
   Or come in a pill
   
   I want a new truck
   One that won't go away
   One that won't keep me up all night
   One that won't make me sleep all day
   
   One that won't make me nervous
   Wondering what to do
   One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
   When I'm alone with you
   I'm alone with you, baby
   
   I want a new truck
   One that does what it should
   One that won't make me feel too bad
   One that won't make me feel too good
   
   I want a new truck
   One with no doubt
   One that won't make me talk too much
   Or make my face break out
   
   One that won't make me nervous
   Wondering what to do
   One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
   When I'm alone with you
   I'm alone with you
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
2. 2017-03-02 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   get a job, slacker
3. 2017-03-02 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I very much enjoyed that.
4. 2017-03-02 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No you idiot trucks are drugs now so the song would be called "I want a new drug" but the lyrics would be about a new truck... One that wont have the tranny drop out and make my face go red.. Dunn dunn.. One that wont stall dun dun dun