2017-03-20 at 3:41 PM UTC
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selling ramen noodles on ebay
Originally posted by Sophie
Agreed it feels wrong. Can't quite put my finger on it.
period. it lacked a pe-fucking-riod.
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I would have pulled out the tek pipe and started playing coathangers on my phone and smoke it clean in one go
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Some silly old cunt at the bus stop tried telling me I couldn't smoke there after I'd finished my cig, I pointed out it was a 3 sided structure so I legally could, she told me not to be rude so I stared at her and rolled and smoked another cig, forcing her back out into the rain.
Win for reject
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Fuck what a mistake. Decided to do a small bump of tek before work instantly my pupils went giant and I started pouring sweat. I was on the bus and everyone was staring at me because I was sitting there trying not to puke and sweat was dripping off my face. Now I'm at work still sweating, feel like I'm gonna puke, very very hungry and thirsty.
I'm such a wrek
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2017-03-20 at 1:30 PM UTC
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skroschulmov araunquoudo
Stop get on the floor everybody fuck the bundynosaur
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Originally posted by Lanny
You don't have to make a little show out of making a thread about it and issuing empty threats so we all know who's king of the jungle here.
Good, I thought I'd have to let you all know once again.
*drums chest*
*sits down and eat a little gras*
*scratches asshole and smells it*
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I dont want to go to work its time to party. The clock is winding down.
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2017-03-20 at 12:32 AM UTC
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Delivering a pizza
one time i got drunk af with these people and me and some british guy wanted to go back to the hostel cuz it was late and everyone was fucking wasted so we got these two muslim girls to bring us back because my phone was dead and it was the middle of the night and i was wasted and had no idea where we were
then we stopped and bought some pizza from this middle eastern guy and the girl was like how much do you want ill give him the money for you and i said all of it which sadly ended up going being like 7 slices for both of us which we ate it all cuz muslims cant eat pepperoni
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I'll become a mouse person.
Lanny, Dargo this butthole posts in every thread and keeps PMing me. Ban him or I'll mask every thread of mine as a Tech thread and fuck this forum to shit. Or figure something out, I dunno.
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2017-03-19 at 11:41 PM UTC
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So High!
Great minds, brother. I thought about the 20 PPP thing, as well but then I saw that Malice... Malice, ok, mentioned in passing that I threatened suicide. Fuck, dude.
I'm going to kill myself now, mmQ. See you tomorrow.
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2017-03-19 at 11:14 PM UTC
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So High!
Originally posted by Dargo
Weed?
No, my neighbor Herbert Schmidt. We call him herb.
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2017-03-19 at 7:49 AM UTC
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Delivering a pizza
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
I just love how intense his face is as he light it for him and the pizza guy isnt even holding the pipe lmao best pic ever.
I like how the dude lighting it looks like a mouse person.
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2017-03-19 at 1 AM UTC
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roommate tried to rape me
Originally posted by mmQ
It's the other way around. Guys can't handle a gay dude getting shit housed on national get shit housed day? He handled himself the way you're supposed to.
Yeah what you can't take a little tongue down your throat and a cock in your ass?, what are you a fag or something?.
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When I lived at crack shack in mountains in the woods with 4cat my dad liked to leave the windows and doors open and fucking BUGS BUGS BUGS mosquitos and light bugs 24/7 I would throw cups at the wall and use axe body spray + lighter to burn anything that came near me. Bug screens everywhere, lots of rattex bug spray, zappers, electric swatter, pheromones.
Fuck boogs.
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2017-03-18 at 2:45 AM UTC
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SCronaldo_J_Trump
Originally posted by Totse 2001
This is Peter Weiss
see thats not a zimmy post you are bad bad dog *hits you with newspaper*
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Originally posted by mmQ
The flowing cringe river is steadfast in its ways, eroding our thoughts and minds with a theatrical manner, false yet entirely real, and as a man not having found yet my destiny within the winds of time, I must evolve with the decay and let the cringe become my essence, become my all.
Even though aesthetically, dread invoking, the learned men of Nurn knew one thing and they knew it well. Their manuscripts teach us, nay, implore us to seek the essence of the cringe, in all it's forms, and all of it's invocations.
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2017-03-17 at 7:53 AM UTC
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hey Bill Krozby
Its like a sand dollar but for shitfuckers.
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2017-03-17 at 12:15 AM UTC
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when you were hawk
man when i was a hawk me and the homies would hang out in the wide open field behind the row of trees where our nests were and would swoop down and catch unsuspecting field mice all day long. there were some yuppies that lived below us with a bird fountain which was dank after a long day of hunting and we'd all go down there and just fuckin swim and chill. one day my boy cedric caught like 7 mice and we had a fuckin feast. sometimes i miss those days
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2017-03-16 at 9:38 PM UTC
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What zhould I read?
Mein Kampf is actually pretty bad.
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Originally posted by Ajax
Hey look, a screenshot of MrHigh's other thread in the news.
http://www.idahostatesman.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article102340697.html
not only did these niggers refuse to say the site name, they won't even fucking link it.
That's it, I'm suing their asses for posting an image of my copyrighted totse theme without my permission
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