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2017-02-26 at 3:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon a frog goes into a bank and hops over to the teller. He notices her name tag, which say "Patricia Whack".
He says "Miss Whack, I want a $30,000 loan to take a vacation. "
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief ans says "Um, sure… uh, what's your name… sir?"
"Kermit Jagger" the frog says"My dad's Mick."
Patty explains that she'll need something from him as collateral, and the frog produces a small, bright pink porcelain elephant and hands it her.
Confused, she says she has to consult with her boss, and goes in the back. She finds the manager and she's like "Bob, you won't believe me but there's a frog out there, called Kermit Jagger. He wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral", showing him the pink elephant, "I mean what the hell is this?"
The bank manager looks at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."
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2017-02-26 at 3:22 PM UTCwhat do germans call hvac ductwork
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2017-02-26 at 3:23 PM UTCwhat do you call a dead baby on a pike
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2017-02-26 at 3:24 PM UTCwhy did the cat eat the fish
because he was hungry
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2017-02-26 at 3:25 PM UTCwhy did the chicken cross the road
because he was unaware that roads in which there is a lack of a pedestrian crosswalk possess an inherent danger from the presence of automobiles -
2017-02-26 at 3:25 PM UTC
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2017-02-26 at 3:26 PM UTCwhy did my dad run away
because im Bill Krozby' daughterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-02-26 at 4:04 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-02-26 at 4:06 PM UTC
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2017-02-26 at 9:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon a frog goes into a bank and hops over to the teller. He notices her name tag, which say "Patricia Whack".
He says "Miss Whack, I want a $30,000 loan to take a vacation. "
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief ans says "Um, sure… uh, what's your name… sir?"
"Kermit Jagger" the frog says"My dad's Mick."
Patty explains that she'll need something from him as collateral, and the frog produces a small, bright pink porcelain elephant and hands it her.
Confused, she says she has to consult with her boss, and goes in the back. She finds the manager and she's like "Bob, you won't believe me but there's a frog out there, called Kermit Jagger. He wants to borrow $30,000 and he wants to use this as collateral", showing him the pink elephant, "I mean what the hell is this?"
The bank manager looks at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."
YOU STOLE THIS JOKE GIVE IT BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING JOKE STEALING NIGGER -
2017-02-28 at 5:26 AM UTCSo a Chinese guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the black bartender, slaps his palm down and says "give me a jigger, nigger!"
The bartender immediately flips out about how racist he is. The Chinese man sits through the verbal assault, smiling. Seeing how unfazed he is, the black guy finally says "okay, let's see how you like it!" So he puts the Chinaman behind the bar, walks around, slams his fist on the counter and yells "gimme a drink, chink!"
The chink smiles and says "sorry, we don't serve niggers here". -
2017-02-28 at 5:28 AM UTCA nigger, a beaner and a chink walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "fuck off". -
2017-02-28 at 5:34 AM UTCHow do I upload a video of my entire existence? :(
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2017-02-28 at 5:35 AM UTCwhat do you get when you cut a baby with a straight-razor?
an erection.
surprised someone hasn't posted a picture of Bill Krozby yet -
2017-02-28 at 5:37 AM UTC
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2017-02-28 at 7:14 AM UTCWhat do you call a Mexican whose car got stolen? Carlos.
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2017-04-05 at 1:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Can you actually substantiate this claim?
personal experiences in clubs like the old original DNA and Holy Cow even though the Holy Cow had a urinal the other bathrooms were stalls which didn't lock but the dnA just was walk in with "UNISEX" on door. Paradise lounge and Pier Street Anix and a few others in the Marina Filmore. -
2017-04-05 at 1:29 AM UTChar-row a bring a brong har-ro? how u do
