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  1. Originally posted by hydromorphone Your metal illness

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  2. Is it gay to suck a giant clit?
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  3. Enough to kill me first. Sorry.
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  4. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Since there seems to be some confusion: a short guide on how to drive

    1. Drive in the appropriate lane. The lane farthest left is the fast lane (in the US). I don't care if you're doing 90 in a 35 zone, if someone comes up behind you, move into the slow lane and let them by. Do not stay in the fast lane because "they shouldn't be going that fast anyway." You are not the police. It is not your job to tell people how fast they should be going. That person could be rushing a stabbing victim to the hospital for all you know. Or they might just want more beer. It's none of your fucking business either way. Move.

    2. If you can't maintain a speed greater than 5 below the speed limit on a two lane road, you should not be driving. I don't care how much you value your independence. I don't care if you're driving some piece of shit moped. Either get off the road, find a different way with lower speed limits or more lanes, or, if you absolutely must go that way, pull over into the shoulder and let people by if a train of cars is forming behind you.

    11. If you're driving and somebody begins to pass you, do not speed up just to prevent them from passing you. If you're actually going to continue going faster, fine. But if you immediately slow down right after that driver pulls in behind you, and then speed back up when they attempt to pass you again, you need to kill yourself in the most painful way possible. There is no fucking reason for this. Ever. All I can do is pray to God that this doesn't happen in other states/countries, because this is literally one of the stupidest and most maddening things I've ever seen, and I see it all the time. I can't even begin to understand why people do this.

    Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-07-08T10:27:39.088944+00:00

    1) Go fuck yourself. If I'm already going well over the speed limit I'll hang out in the fast lane all day long. Not my fault you don't know how 911 works. Not my fault you don't have your hazards on.

    2) Not your call to make. You are only required to maintain a minimum of 40 MPH on highways. Suck my dick biiiitch.

    11) If I'm driving I'm already going at least 10 over, so if you try to pass me I'm absoLUTELY not going to let it happen. In fact, I'll trap you behind me and go as slow as possible.
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  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by sploo i love BIG BLACK TEXT
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  6. That's not football, it's handegg
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  7. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Technically its not a Tesla coil because there is no air gap but its cool.
    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01N5F5N71/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
    Short vid I did myself.
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  8. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 9. A green traffic light means "Go."

    Not "finish your text and go." Not "find whatever you're digging in between your seats for and then go." Not "finish smacking your children and then go." It means "Go. Now. "

    If I'm the second car at a light I'll sometimes lay on the horn a bit just before the light turns green if I think somebody is distracted, hasn't "worked" yet tho.
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  9. Spent a thousand dollars just to sip..
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  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by sploo this

    malice thinks autistic obsessive text walls = intelligence

    I've never stated or believed that, you bundy addled idiotic retarded fuck.

    Of course simply writing at length doesn't demonstrate intelligence. There should be no need to address this further.

    And neither do your idiotic "IQ tests", which you've repeatedly obsessed over to a ridiculous extent in the exact same manner that the autis*tic do! Who are you to look down on me? You could also be asked, what in the fuck have you actually accomplished that demonstrates or suggests a high level of intelligence? Exactly what have you written, do you write, that conveys any intelligence at all, discusses an important subject matter,

    Your lack of self awareness, level of self-delusion, self-perception relative to reality, are absolutely amazing. I genuinely find the dichotomy to be astonishing. You cling to the absolutely most pathetic and insignificant signs because it's all you have, it's absolutely pathetic. Recently you fucking bragged about getting a B in a college class simply because you alleged you were dealing with nutmeg delirium, I believe it's only your first year and you stated you were only taking one at first to ease into it, so you wouldn't burn out.

    Here's my response to your nutmeg claim and your response to that:

    Originally posted by Malice Whose fault was it that you spent 3 months (unless you're exaggerating) delirious from nutmeg?

    Why in the fuck would you do that if you were in college? The first two years are pretty much highschool 2.0 and a complete joke, but when you have classes where conscientiousness matters, actually putting in some significant work/effort, this kind of behavior is going to cause you to fail and potentially drop out, if you even reach that level to begin with.

    Really, what does the fact that this happened to begin with say about you?

    Originally posted by sploo its fun and i pass anyway



    Look at your entire fucking life up to this point. The countless things you've done and still do. Jesus fucking christ, I swear to god you are one of the most retarded little brats I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.

    You're nothing but a stupid little kid and everyone else knows you still haven't grown up and probably never will.

    Sploo, I swear on my honor I would be willing to meet you up and fight you barehanded on cam. You can even wear protective armor, I'll even let you use a weapon I approve of (It's can't be too dangerous, I'm not going to let you use something idiotic.). You desperately need to be taught that you can experience severe consequences and have some sense and humility beaten into you.
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  11. I understand why some people wouldn't want to read long posts that have nothing to do with them

    But making a new post just to proclaim that you didn't read another post is retarded
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  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 How is that nose ring a + but the tats are a - ??? Nose rings remind me of bull fighting.

    Not saying her tats are nice though. The one on her inner arm with the face is kinda cool but otherwise they're terrible. Her hands look like they have tire treads. She probably wanted to get large spaces done really cheap.

    septum piercings look awful and the whole idea of them detracts from a womans femininity. its repulsive
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  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume iie bakayaro

    Shitsurei ne
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  14. Not a personal god that is still involved with humanity, no. I do believe in some form of prime mover though.
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  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    What's sad about that pic is that the person at least some shred of humanity left because they were considerate enough to do that in the shower.
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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i can imagine scronaldo's room completely covered every surface in postit notes with usernames and passwords, prolly all done in a 24 hour meth binge.




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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    timestamp to see how long it takes for mmq to notice
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  18. Originally posted by Dargo What about it is difficult for you?

    It would totally destroy my family and I'm somewhat worried about potential consequences in the afterlife

    Really though I know my issues are purely mental, I have no reason to feel the way that I do, everything is going well for me
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  19. An
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    Inducing
    Schizophrenic
    Mongoloid
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    A
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    fuck wait I can do better
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