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  1. Originally posted by mmQ Help me understand. How would that evidence not be meaningful? Unless of course by that you mean nothing on this level of discussion is truly meaningful, because we're just gonna die here pretty soon anyway so who fucking cares, which makes sense.

    The way science works is, you observe a phenomenon, then make an explanation for why it happened, and test that to see if it holds true.

    So for example, if I see a bag of dogshit hanging from a trailer hitch every day, I can hypothesize why that is the case. For example, I can say that perhaps the owner of the car has a dog that he walks in the morning, but he doesn't have time to throw the bag away because he needs to get to work. Now this model has predictive powers; for example, if this was the case, then you would expect to see that the owner of the car walks a dog in the morning, before work. If you follow him and see he does not, the theory is bunk. But if you do, it is now stronger and has evidence.

    The way we know the big bang HAPPENED, for example, is that all of space is expanding and everything in the universe is getting further apart from everything else. So we made a model to fit this expansion that we saw, and there is lots of evidence to support it (e.g. the night sky is not bright white, because of redshifts and blueshift). Os we have a lot of evidence that all of this shit moving apart, started moving apart from one point, and once upon a time, for a brief, brief instant, it was a singularity.

    Now imagine if there is a piggy bank, with different coins in it that are arranged in a regular order. Someone drops it straight at the ground from 5 feet in the air and it shatters and coins go everywhere. In theory, if you knew all of the forces acting upon all of the coins and how they were distributed, i.e. if you had enough information, you could take the coins and the piggy bank shards, lying all over the place, and reconstruct the way they were initially set up by "playing it backwards" so to speak. This was there, this was there, this shard goes here, the total mass was X and it was dropped from 5 feet, so under influence of gravity it got Your joules of energy applied here here and here... And importantly, you could even tell how they got there, with enough information, and in theory, who put them there and why, and why in that specific order, etc.

    Now see, the thing is, when you have a singularity, weird shit happens. Law of conservation of energy? Who knows if it holds up. Causality? Toss up. And all matter was squished so close together, that whatever it was that was "before" it, has no causal link to anything after it. It caused the big bang, the singularity broke that causal chain, and now we are essentially starting "afresh", with a new causal chain, beginning at one Planck second after the Big Bang.
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  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I just remembered that I'm going to outlive both of you old shits and now I'm in a pretty good mood.

    *High Five*
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  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's just because I dislike your style. It has nothing to do with him, really. I'll take any opportunity to put you in your place.

    You have never put me in my place, though. Haha. What the fuck.

    Why don't you come out when I shit on Scron? Or mash? Or Malice? Or anyone else?
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  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I mostly stick to HB, faggots.

    My threads are always overrun by shitfags and I barely compain about that. I don't fuck up every fucking thread with 3rd grader insults.
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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats not what i saw when i was there. i remember seeing a light skinned nigger at a tourist place and all the locals were fawning over him like he was a rock star.

    so when you say 'all the locals', you're referring to all the 65 million inhabitants of this country?




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  6. To any higher whatever, please make it so mmQ finds a fortune cookie messege somewhere today, July 4th, 2017.
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  7. how it always happened was that i would have this two faced friend who was friends with me and the slag
    said person would send tumblr links to the double crosser for attention and they would share it with me and other people for laughs
    man
    randomly finding someone though would be like finding ten four leafed clovers at once or some shit
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  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    As disappointing as it sounds neither have I. I did find one of my friend's moms on Adult Friend Finder and just so happened ended up banging said friend's mom. Not through use of the website though but reading her profile gave me a huge advantage when setting out for the night. My friend was in prison and so we had the house to ourselves we ended up getting smashed on Wild Turkey and I said something horrifically cheesy like "I've always liked you" while brushing her hair out of her face and then I think we simultaneously went in for the a kiss. A nigga go donald trump when I'm lookin' for the snatch.
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  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Infinitycuck doesn't spam as frequent as Scrawny but he is just as worthless.

    inb4 weapons and.. hurr. I can pull the same shit out of my ass IF we truly need a speculative post about some military shit. I can also be wrong all the time when I try to act like I'm a real man who does real man work and I can google basic anatomy stuff. I can do all that WITHOUT being a parody version of a "random insult generator".

    A bot is a better user than this asshole. Nobody likes him. aldra, shut the fuck up. There are more people here who like Scrawny than there are people on the planet that can tolerate the presence of this disgusting loser.

    Post in this thread if you have a reason why this Florida nigger shouldn't be banned.
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  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

    I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.


    Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder". V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

    I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
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  11. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're a fucking idiot

    and idiots are fucking you
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  12. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Depression is fucking stupid

    ... and anxiety is down-syndrome retarded.

    I have this feeling that my father DID at some points have bad anxiety, but never grew to really, really, understand it... it just became normal for him, normal to suppress, and conceal.

    One of the earliest memories I have was my father telling me "You're either predator or prey, sweetie". When you walk abut in the world, you'll see the sheep, and you'll see the predators eyeing up the next mark. So many people just operate their entire lives on fucking over people, taking advantage of such. I wonder sometimes, if those folks even realize it, and if they ever did, would they change.

    I carry myself much differently in the world that how I feel inside. I present myself much differently than I am, and sometimes I feel like a fraud. I hate being like that. I hate giving a fuck, when I honestly don't. I hate talking to people... most people, anyway. My biggest problem with the majority of people is their ulterior motives. The disingenuous attitudes of people. People who are so far separated from themselves next to any other living thing, they have no ability to relate or see themselves as anything but themselves. For me, I feel way too trapped on the other end of this, where my relating to everyone around me has this painful contact with others, because I empathize so god damned much it hurts.

    Also, fuck people who have maggots literally crawling on their legs that are like raw fucking meat, and who bitch about windows and doors being open "allowing in flies" and fucking refuse to have any sort of air conditioning. Yep... you had maggots long before I left the door open to carry in groceries.... but somehow you're gonna blame this isolated incident on why there are flies in the house, despite there always being flies in the house, mainly because you smell like death and have weeping, infected, maggot infested legs... stop "thinking" about amputation, it's been fucking 15 years... just fucking do it already.

    ...AND GOD FUCKING DAMN ANYONE WHO SHITS ON THEIR BATHROOM FLOOR AND DOESN'T EITHER CLEAN IT UP OR FUCKING TELL ME WHEN IT HAPPENS! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO START SHOOTING PEOPLE! same goes for dragging trash through the house when these fucking people get drunk, then having nurses and therapists over and looking at me like "IDK why she didn't clean it up" when I fucking don't even know that happened for fucks fucking sake... I fucking hate being empathetic.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "window"!
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  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    you're a dollar slope
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Because Lanny would rather just mass delete posts of a member spamming than have to go through each one to see if there are legit ones.
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  15. He was banned in the first place because of spam, and continues to be banned because of spam. No one has ever complained of him posting legitimate, sane content.
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  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Six*Six*Scronald4 What part of ART, IMAGES, MEMES eludes you? you fucking junkie waste of space lying about your fake business like captain falcon lololol.

    THIS IS ABOUT CUSTOM ART, IMAGES YOU RETARDED FUCKS!. BANNNNNEDDDD FOR LIFE FROM MY ART!!!.

    Now if anyone has any REAL requests for something not retarded I will make it.
    I'll gladly do up violent murder, rape, child porn meme edits,. Some of my best work is very illegal I can't even post it here.

    ALso I have PI , pictures, names and locations for almost everyone that posts here.

    any hop any hip




    What's my first name? No...don't try to weasel out of it by posting some nonsense about rattoxes and triangles faggot. My first name...NOW!
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  17. Magic-Scrawnson Yung Blood [your elated leftmost sorehead]
    Originally posted by greenplastic can i request more drugs please?

    pick ur poison



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  18. Six*Six*Scronald4 Yung Blood [carburize my naturalised tepee]
    thats not ignoring ^
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  19. Six*Six*Scronald4 Yung Blood [carburize my naturalised tepee]
    Originally posted by aldra gayest thing I've seen all day

    HERE I GO HERE I HERE I GO AGAIN

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  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    About a year ago I was involved in a car accident where I was the only fatality in a truck containing 6 people. I remember looking up from the passenger seat and seeing an oncoming vehicle and the rest is just darkness. I couldn't move or speak and could only listen to the screaming of my friends as they escaped the burning truck. Eventually all went quiet and I could hear a soft voice and a man appeared in front of me. The man informed me I was dead and that it was time I move on. Confused, I asked what he was talking about and if this was a dream. The man smiled and said that denial is a part of moving on but agreed to show me proof. Suddenly we were at a funeral viewing and the man carefully guided me up to the casket. After taking a closer look I all but freaked out as I saw myself lying dead in the casket. With my hands trembling as I touched my cold skin reality began to set in.

    “Let’s go” he said. “We can’t stay here forever.”

    I was shocked and began breaking down. I pleaded with the man to help me, after all I was just a sophomore in college with so much life ahead of me. I asked the man if there was anyway he could help me or give me a chance.

    “Well yes, there is one way, but of course like everything it comes at a cost.” He said.

    “What sort of cost? Like my soul?” I replied.

    “No, no, my child I am not trying to take your soul it is already accounted for. However, there is still a price to pay but what exactly it is varies from person to person. Think of it as more of a trade, by accepting this extension you agree to trade me something back.”

    “Will anyone be hurt?”

    “Have no fear; no one will endure any pain. The price may not even be realized immediately, and don’t worry your satisfaction is guaranteed.”

    The man then looked in his coat and pulled out a black book, he flipped through the pages, turned his focus back to me and said:

    “Now if you’re ready to go through with this, please just sign here” He pointed at a blank page in the book.

    “In blood?” I asked

    The man chuckled softly and stated: “No my boy, with this pen”

    He handed me a pen and I began to sign the book. As I finished my signature I began to feel warmth in my chest and the man began to fade away. The last thing he said to me before he vanished was:

    “Bye for now and I hope you are satisfied with this trade.”

    I woke up in a hospital bed and was told I had been in an accident and more importantly I had been the sole survivor of a crash that should have killed me. The doctor stated that it was a miracle I survived unscathed while the others died on impact. He also informed me that I had been in a coma for quite some time but that with therapy I should be back to normal in no time. A while later my parents visited and explained that due to the drunken semi driver hitting us that my friend’s families and my family had gotten some rather large settlements. My parents said that with proper investing and management I wouldn’t have to ever worry about money.

    As you can imagine I wasn’t able to sleep well. Every time my eyes would close I would hear my friends’ screams, this was eventually paired with images of them yelling as flames engulfed them. Having to live in the house 2 of my now deceased friends shared with me didn’t help either. I drink a lot now to try and escape the reality that I selfishly traded my one life for theirs. After all, they were my best friends since elementary and I selfishly traded my own life for theirs. Days, weeks and months went on with me killing bottle after bottle trying to cope with myself all while crazily calling to the air that I wanted to undo this trade. I thought I would never here from the man and that I was just crazy and thought a dream was reality. However, yesterday something strange happened, the doorbell rang and as I carried my hungover self to the door and opened it I realized there was no one there. Looking down I noticed a black business card with red letters lying on the ground with two lines that read:

    “Unsatisfied with your recent trade?”

    “Give me a call!”

    The back of the card had a number paired with an image of the familiar man printed next to it. Nothing prepared me for what was in store for me when I called that number.
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