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2017-07-27 at 7:35 PM UTC in Tranny Fags: GTFOThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-27 at 2:37 PM UTC in sparkling waterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-27 at 10:26 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-27 at 7:30 AM UTC in Tranny Fags: GTFO
Originally posted by infinityshock send more handsome and well tanned individuals to die…its the only thing theyre good for
when that happens, their ''brethren'' who didnt go to die in wars or didnt die in wars are going to bitch for more affirmative actions and get it.
there can be nothing worse than being ''indebted'' to niggers.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-26 at 5:34 PM UTC in The Music Forums Next Top NameThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-26 at 4:09 AM UTC in Problems that can't be solved by killing yourself
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2017-07-25 at 12:18 PM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Miseryjesus christThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-24 at 3:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-24 at 2:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by mmQ Well what the fuck is he goddamn stupid or something??
he's 3, barely
and also he really had to go man. he even offered to help wash the dishes since i had to clean up his shit.
protip: turn chores into games to manipulate young children into doing them
ever since we bought animal sponges our kids love doing dishesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-24 at 2:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSMy youngest just took a shit on the kitchen floor. Nothing in life has prepared me for thisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-24 at 2:33 AM UTC in this forum is not nearly as fun sober as it is while on drugs
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2017-07-23 at 9:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe nice thing about spending all your waking hours in a small inflatable pool surrounded by alcohol containers is that you could just lazily pour it over your mouth without worrying about spills or mess, even use the sanitizing effect as an alternative to showering. Then if you ever became desperate enough you could just drink the pool water, which would re-hydrate you as well.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-23 at 6:25 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-23 at 1:31 AM UTC in Yeah, and I don't like talkin' to strangers...switching the way slaves are employed from the ownership model to the leasing model doesn't change much that the worker is still a slave. slavery =/= working for no value, as the slave owner needs to upkeep the slave out of his own pocket. any food, drink, clothing, property given to the slave is value, which is therefore wages, even if they are low. being owned is what makes you a slave. if somebody dictates a significant part of your day and schedule to their own benifit, at the inconvenience of your benefit, then you are owned by that person. just using debt instead of chains to keep you trapped into that situation changes nothing.
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2017-07-22 at 2:54 PM UTC in Anyone here ever prank/troll authority figures as a kid?
Originally posted by NARCassist i still do it as an adult.
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same here, In my anger mgmt class thursday I HAD to give a speech and I threw in fundamentally twice, and plight once
the instructor told me I did an excellent job even though I'm sincere at all.
I just have to figure out how to put derpadew and gonts in my next speech.
But also when I was a kid after my dad re-tiled the dining room/kitchen area and him and my mom would go antiquing, I would put an ice cube or 2 on a certain part of the floor every weekend and it was driving my dad crazy because he thought the tiles were going to "buckle" and he might have to get the tile guys to come back.
I did it because my dad was a total tyrant, he once took my mom and my brother and I to las vegas when I was 12 but didn't let us see carrot top or the blue man group so we just watched other people having fun in casinos.
But when I was 17 my buddy and I would go out at night and smoke weed and drive around and we would call the cops on pay phones and we'd trade off on being "scott" we'd be like "hey its me scott and suicidal" and be giggling in the bushes while the cops were looking for us.
We'd then go to another pay phone and be like "its me... scott... again... this time i have gun and even more suicidal than before."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-22 at 5:54 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
Originally posted by Lanny We skipped these for a few years now with all the site hopping but I used to run them back on zoklet and since we've managed to not be kicked out of a place for over a year now I figured I should start it back up. It's one of the few memorial traditions we do that isn't badly retelling each others stories a little more distorted each time, kinda fun to look back on the collages of yore. So anyway, the rules:
- Post a picture of yourself, it will be added into a collage with your username next to everyone else who posts
- You may submit as many pictures as you want, only one will appear in the collage. If have a preference on which say so in your post.
- You can go by any username you're known by, so sploo can be sploo, spchlew, something something boobyverse. Captain Falcon is just captain falcon.
- If a picture is obviously not you then I won't include it.
- I'll be accepting submissions until December.
mine:
Lanny, you're kind of fucking ugly.
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2017-07-21 at 4:40 AM UTC in Dearest Lanny, please help brandon get his account backha ha fuck you and fuck brandonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-20 at 6:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick I'm hitting the ground running at this new job, gotta be there at a quarter to 4 (less than 2 hours) on pretty much no sleep.
They can 't thold it against me if i'm slow the first day tho.
they won't; most jobs they expect it'll take a few weeks to get you working effectively, 3-6months until you hit full capacity.
as long as you turn up and don't do anything totally fucking retarded you'll be fine
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2017-07-19 at 11:45 PM UTC in Which poster do you hate the most?Go to your room, monny. We don't talk to people like that on this website. Now you think about what you said and why it's wrong. You can come out tomorrow. And no dinner or video games!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-19 at 4:27 AM UTC in I might not be the best teacherBut it does feel pretty awesome teaching my son about science and physics. We just watched Interstellar together, so I took that opportunity to teach him about gravity and relativity and Newton's laws of motion.
I know those things are a bit much for a seven year-old to really understand, but he's interested and that was my goal. He didn't stop asking questions until he finally fell asleep, and that's my favorite feel as a parent; sparking a little wonder and opening his eyes just a little bit every day about the nature of the universe.
Feels good, man.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
