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2017-07-01 at 1:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-06-30 at 9:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by mmQ An African American individual that I was conversing with last evening referred to it as 'Go fast,' which is pretty similar to the names you mentioned, though I had never heard that, but certainly understood the reference.
When I purchase tech on the streets I like to keep things proper so I always make a loud and concise declaration that I am there to purchase crystal methamphetamine, and stating the exact amount I'd like to purchase and the exact amount I'm able to pay in order to make the transaction of my paper money in exchange for a specified amount of, as I said, crystal methamphetamine. Of course I make sure to introduce myself beforehand and insist my counterpart do the same.
Noice Noice. I almost exclusively use a oak podium in the center of the town square with a PA system and a baker's dozen of soprano singer's echoing my own voice but ya know different strokes for different folks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-30 at 7:08 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
Originally posted by mmQ Ok, you're out.
You weren't even in at any point so I guess you'll have to stay outside forever. Alone. Freezing to death with an empty stomach while people who walk by spit on you and all you can hear is the raving applause our (RisiR and Lanny) money making monster is generating.
When the show is done and you have waited for another 6 hours in the snow until our orgy with groupies is over and we leave through the backdoor into a stretch limo and you lay there muttering "p-p-pppap-paper b-bbucket" we will look over at you and laugh.
"Hey Lanny, buddy,isn't that the dude with the red beanie? What was his name again?"
"Uggh, fuck, I dunno, man. I just want to get the taste of cock out of my mouth right now."
"Was it memememe?"
"Get in the FUCKING car, I can barely sit. WE ROLL!"
"Whatever man."
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2017-06-30 at 6:46 PM UTC in Mr number / women are really fickleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-30 at 6:27 PM UTC in I cucked myself
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2017-06-30 at 6:24 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
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2017-06-30 at 4:42 PM UTC in Fuck me like a husband"Sometimes when I get fucked from behind I don't even turn around to see who it is. That's the kinda whore I am." - Doug Stanhope
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2017-06-30 at 4:08 PM UTC in ATTN: LannyWhat's the English word for Papierkorb?
"Saug mir den Saft aus dem Rückenmark du dreckige Spermaschleuder."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-30 at 3:59 PM UTC in yo my neighbors must be pissed lol
Originally posted by Seventh Circle of Scrawny I've broken into peoples houses and looted them for making a joke I took the wrong way because I was fucked up before but my deranged insanity is nothing compared to the asocial behavior festering here.
I can't shake that memory of going into TC randomly at like 1pm in the middle of the week and tort is just there alone with nobody in the room and he says "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!" and bans me.
You are all like video games NPC's with no real hooman emotions, only hard wired machine code.
jk , no h8 here , God will forgive us all in the end.
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2017-06-30 at 3:53 PM UTC in ATTN: LannyWazzzzuuuup? Actually, how are you?
My hat has three... fuck that. There's a better version. "Mein Kreuz das hat vier Haken, vier Haken hat mein Kreuz und es nicht vier Haken, dann wärs auch nicht mein Kreuz."
A mixture of slang vor "Jawohl!" and supertoll. Not German. Bad mmq.
Zum Wohl!
That's too wrong but you wanted to say. Suck my cock and fuck off. "Lutsch mein Schwanz und verpiss dich!".
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2017-06-30 at 3:42 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Seventh Circle of Scrawny
Originally posted by mmQ Most of us hate at least several people, if you haven't been paying attention gont.
I think it's pretty obvious why there's a general disdain toward Jill. You've rode that bandwagon.
I've broken into peoples houses and looted them for making a joke I took the wrong way because I was fucked up before but my deranged insanity is nothing compared to the asocial behavior festering here.
I can't shake that memory of going into TC randomly at like 1pm in the middle of the week and tort is just there alone with nobody in the room and he says "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!" and bans me.
You are all like video games NPC's with no real hooman emotions, only hard wired machine code.
jk , no h8 here , God will forgive us all in the end. -
2017-06-30 at 3:28 PM UTC in The 5 least socially adjusted users.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-30 at 3:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Piles of Crack I drank almost an entire fifth of whiskey throughout the day today and almost went out to get more before deciding that I probably didn't need it. I still have enough Captain Morgan left from the bottle hydro got me to make about two good stiff drinks but it kills me inside to drink 70 proof liquor and even though I don't mind rum it just makes me wish it were bourbon when I drink it.
I DON'T KNOW BOURBON!! I went with what I KNOW, and that is rum!. I'm sorry, for the fucking millionth time. You didn't spend enough effort to educate me on "good" bourbon... so... that's your fault when I stood like a deer in the headlights in front of all the bourbons... You FAILED me, PoC! I didn't even have time to debate, the dude was getting ready to close shop, and I had to think fast... I thought fast right into some Captain Morgan, because I KNOW captain morgan. That was my teenage drink of choice, because of my ol' suga momma. I can't help that's what I first got started on...
Fuck me
Just spank me, for being a bad girlfriend.
Originally posted by Malice Nigger, I was planning on making a thorough guide on how to acquire Nardil but after making a post on a basic and critical mistake most people make you responded "Please stop giving me advice."
I swear I'm going to contact Hydro directly, send it to her, and have her force you to follow it, to practice it with her roleplaying as the psychiatrist, and then make you actually go through with it.
If I was your father I would have the overwhelming urge to beat some sense into you, but even that wouldn't work and would just make things worse because you're so damn oversensitive.
BTW, I'm not sure if you ever saw me mention this, but you don't even have to follow a diet on MAOIs at all anymore. There's an incredibly simple method for this, all you have to do is take this or nortriptyline, which you can get cheaply and easily from online pharmacies: https://www.reddit.com/r/DrugNerds/comments/6ck29m/reboxetine_prevents_the_maoiinduced_increase_in/?st=j4j8kp5o&sh=54524bf0
Well, keep wallowing in your misery. After 3 years of suicidal depression following a severe mental breakdown I'm finally in remission. I tried so many countless substances and techniques (You probably remember my extreme autistic obsession, the walls of text I would constantly write): https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/372xw0/whats_the_largest_most_effective_combination_of/crjasso/?st=j4j8n657&sh=f10f9746
and after all those failures my research finally led me to the true solution, and when I finally acquired it (Did it twice on the first try with two psychs, despite my insane isolation, lack of social skills, and literal autsim) I was proven right. Zero side effects or food interactions. Nothing like anything you've tried before.
Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-30T02:29:44.596587+00:00
Dude, he keeps saying the same shit to me, so don't feel bad. Soon enough we'll get that shit straight. We WILL find a better shrink than he's dealing with, even if I have to use my medicaid to get the shit for him (fuck, I've done that enough for legit faggots, I can do it for someone who really needs and deserves it). Please send me over any info that may prove valuable. It might take me a while, but you gotta at least give me credit, Mal, I always do come around you your advice, and yeah... it's always been right.
We're gonna work on getting nardil, but for the time being, T-PAIN sulfate is probably gonna be the ticket for now. I don't think benzos should be at play here though... and this drinking everyday shit has to stop, seriously...
fuck your mother, PoC. You might have mental problems, just like me, but people like her are really bad for people like us. I wanted to bith slap her every time she said about you, or someone, or something being "stupid".
It's not often people piss me off to this degree, but your mother certainly takes the cake here.
Originally posted by RestStop
^this a million times. First time I ever did meth, oh my fucking god... this is exactly what I was thinking. I'd only done blow before that, not even any pharm stims, so yes, I was pleasantly surprised, and came to form a strong sentiment to methamphetamine in a short time. Wish I had some now, TBH.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-30 at 2:56 PM UTC in the race to fuck hts
Originally posted by infinityshock my views are irrelevant to the irrefutable point that the sole intended purpose of sex is for reproduction.
as irrelevant as your meaningless existence who's only redemption is through suicide via swandive into a woodchipper.
"intended" - intended by who?
so your view is that sex is only for reproduction. got it. i just want you to know that belief is shared by many muslims who fuck men because of that same belief. also, literally all you talk about is sex for purposes OTHER than reproduction. your entire life is a lie, boy. it must be exhuasting to live with such an astounding level of cognitive dissonance that it causes you to adopt a set of beliefs that even the dumbest amongst us can easily pick apart at first glanceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-30 at 2:47 PM UTC in the race to fuck hts
Originally posted by infinityshock again, as I've repeatedly stated, societal views
They're societal views shaped by our nature: sex is pleasurable. And we're not the only species that fucks for fun. Humans are compelled by natural forces to seek out things that feel good, whether they're ultimately beneficial or not. Drinking beer isn't beneficial. Smoking pot isn't either. Watching movies or reading books: none of these are ultimately of any benefit.
Not everything about humans is rational or utilitarian. It's what makes us human instead of an ant colony on two legs. And that is mostly compelled by our nature. Fucking a guy's ass for fun is no different than drinking a beer for fun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-30 at 1:43 PM UTC in Please change the stupid gay ass faggot ass name of the Music forumNot everything has to be funny, Lanny. You aren't on stage in a poncho delivering deadpan humor about being a programmer in San Francisco.
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2017-06-30 at 1:33 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny"Wo ist das Badezimmer?" would be correct.
Our bathrooms are already gender-neutral, lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-30 at 1:29 PM UTC in The 5 least socially adjusted users.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-30 at 12:04 PM UTC in i think my new microwave is trying to tell me somethingBottom right hand corner..2636..take away the 6's = 23. 344 -321 = 23 , 67638 - 67615 = TWENTY THREE!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-30 at 9:26 AM UTC in Have either of your parents died yet?
Originally posted by Dargo Is that what made you change your mind about Christianity?
And in a way you're right if he wasn't a Christian. The worst that happens is he burns up in hell, then ceases to exist. There's no eternal suffering or whatever.
That's quite the relief. I was always told you burn forever and ever. An endless shit storm of forever suffering and never ending torment. Glad when I burn it's only a temporary thing SRS.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
