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2017-08-10 at 8:40 PM UTC in Pulling ya girl's yoga pants down and fucking her while you finger her clit
Originally posted by hydromorphone You do realize… vaginas get fingered… uh, not clits, right? they get rubbed… like, you aren't going to fit anything "in" a clit, because it's got no "in"… Clits are like micro penises…
In this case, the interpretation I got from the OP is that he is using fingering synonymously with "rub". I agree that "fingering" sounds somewhat off , and it perhaps IS being misused in Op's vocabulary but I still instantly knew that the sexual stimulating act he was referring to was "rubbing a clit."
Hydro probably knew what he meant as well but the vocabulary conundrum he had gotten himself into was too good for her to pass up. lol, he kind of walked right into that one. Maybe you should have thrown in a Guess you didn't read that anatomy book in high school either?! AMIRITE?
Although, yes, I do agree, "rub" works a lot better than "finger" when speaking about this specific type of sexual stimulation. The important thing is that I still understood what he meant and we were both thinking of the same thing in regards to the the actual physical stimulation being described. I did not jump to a ludicrous conclusion that he is trying to rip open an entry way through the clitours only to be proceeded by aggressive finger banging no more and no less that 3 fingers worth. No, no, no, of course not. That would be just insane. I hope would hope that most men wouldn't be so thrown off in a similar situation if it were the female to have a vocabulary mixup.
Originally posted by NARCassist if a girl said 'finger my clit' to a lot of idiots she'd prolly get her clit poked out.
"Wait, what? She wants me to finger her clit? Oh god that is so confusing, why didn't she just ask me to rub it? Oh what am I gonna do, I can't look like I don't know what I'm doing. Oh Gods in the heavens above, why must you torment me with this tricky word play? .... Oh well, guess I'll just poke it out.
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2017-08-10 at 11:43 AM UTC in Your ideal breakfast.
Originally posted by mmQ Anyway.
4 scrambled eggs with shredded cheddar cheese, some pepperjack cheese
A stick of mountain man sausage
2 heavily buttered toasted English muffins
A 1/2 gallon of milk
A side of crispy hashbrowns
After reading this, I couldn't help but think of …and a partridge and a pear-tree!
Even though there's only a 4 and a 2 mentioned and it isn't about Christmas, for some reason it just seemed to fit
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2017-08-08 at 9:51 AM UTC in I could tell a storyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-08 at 9:45 AM UTC in Anyone here ever been raped?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-08 at 9:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSLanny, I do treat this place essentially as a journal a large percentage of the time, you stupid motherfucker. Do you honestly believe I'm so oblivious that I expect anyone to read my enormous rants? There are other reasons for it.
Any serious writing I produce, which often stems from rapidly spewing out my thoughts in an unedited stream of thought style, naturally typing near my top speed, goes into various files I have (Auto-backed up online, of course.), not on here. Why would I post them here when there is literally 0% chance of anyone reading them, and my intention, in that scenario, would not be to simply use this place as a journal?
God I hate speaking to you. I refuse to ever engage with you again. Just ignore any writing like this.What do you want me to say? It's Parfit without an argument and some mumbo-jumbo about "beleive this and you'll be happy". The buddhist "phenomenology", for lack of a better term, is interesting, granted. But in every presentation I've seen you start out with some actual insight into subjective experience, a taxonomy, and then "yeah but that's not real". You poke, naturally, because that's stupid, how is something you just described and I have direct access to every second not real? "Oh well by 'not real' what's actually meant is 'impermanent'" and then you're like "ok well even like Cartesian dualists don't think consciousness is immutable" and then their eyes kinda glaze over when you try and explain the difference between essential and nonessential properties and they mumble something about attachment or suffering or whatever, bonus points of some pseudo-enlightened anti-intellectualism, and you're like fuck it, why even try?
Oh, Jesus fuck, you are such an idiotic unbelievably presumptuous pretentious condescending brat, you stupid fucking jackass.
Well, it's good you know Parfit. I have clearly fucking said I plan on a non-mystical reformulation. It's not a novel concept, but the insights I plan on espousing and elucidating, other aspects, are. It has absolutely nothing to do with what the vast majority of Buddhists believe, which I heavily criticize and is something that has never been part of my thoughts. As if I would believe in any of the things you listed, you mental fucking retard. God you can be so fucking stupid. Why do you think I don't even want to bother putting any real effort into communicating with you and just ignore you most of the time?
Well, you're bound to develop immensely, particularly until you reach 28, which is a general pattern for males. Hopefully you'll overcome your flaws and stop being a dumbass.
Years from now, if anything is ever published, or at the very least professors tell me they highly regard it (I'm going to keep a journal/record of the experience. I think I'll call it "Adventures in Autism".). Then we'll finally know, and it's really the only way to demonstrate it.
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2017-08-08 at 8:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSwhat the fuck can you do??
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2017-08-08 at 6:39 AM UTC in I could tell a story
Originally posted by mmQ My gf is Choots. I have my Shannon too, but she's just my best irl firend. She's the type that knows about this site but doesn't bother to post here because she's too busy studying plant science. I hope to bury her alive one day soon.
I bet she'd like to be buried alive. Put some plants in the dirt of her shallow grave, bet she'd love that. Then make a tea out of them and call it Essence of Shannon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-08 at 6:27 AM UTC in Where the fuck is Reject?
Originally posted by mmQ Honestly, who throws a shoe?
about 50% of the screencaps I have are shoe-related; I'm not sure if it's an Arab or Muslim thing but most of their insults (that aren't threats of rape) revolve around shoes being that they believe the bottoms of your feet are the filthiest thing in the world.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-08 at 6:26 AM UTC in Where the fuck is Reject?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-08 at 5:57 AM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-08 at 5:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-08-08 at 1:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI don't get mad. It's a quirk of my mind. I'm either indifferent to someone, mildly annoyed by them being human and simply being in my vicinity/line of sight, or I straight to wanting to brutally murder them, a step higher being horrendously torturing them to death.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 10:29 PM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.
Originally posted by Open Your Mind There is a server set up and running already but I need a new computer before I can play on it. I don't have the IP on hand, but I have posted it here before if you want to look through my post history. Once I have a working computer I will post about it. If you would like to donate money to pay for the server I'm sure we can set something up with Mr.Bitchin.
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2017-08-07 at 9:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSSuck my dick faggot, I'll fuck you till you love meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 6:53 PM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-07 at 3:58 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-08-07 at 2:17 AM UTC in panthrax looks like he's in avenged sevenfoldNo, Panthrax looks like Jaz Hoyt from Oz.
Like, fucking exactly.
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2017-08-06 at 7:11 PM UTC in Anyone here ever been raped?I have been, several years ago this girl (a user on this site) sucked my dick while i was unconscious from being drunk. 2 years ago this black girl came over and tried to ride my cock when i was drunk and didn't want to.
my gf of three months is now trying to accuse me of raping her while i was drunk, but she agreed to let me fuck her up the ass before she came over and she never said no.
I was arrested several years back for sexual assault on a mouth, because some girl punched me at her place and I told her to go fuck herself while i fuck her sister and she punched me and I started screaming so she gave me a blow job and i told her i wanted to still fuck her sister and she started punching me and called the cops.
They arresteded me and took me to some weird precinct and they had a sexy detective come in and just put words in my mouth about how i just wanted piece of ass, and they drove me back to my car, fucking bullshit.
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Being-Raped
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2017-08-06 at 3:40 PM UTC in Maybe 4-5 of you are not trash.You're welcome.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-06 at 5:14 AM UTC in Tell Me About Your Experiences with Junkie Jesus
Originally posted by infinityshock jesus fuck…dont you junkies realize its more likely than not the pharmaceuticals youve magically found have been adulterated in some way?
any of you junkies that want to find some magic happy pills or sauce…let me know and i will happily dispense them upon your tongue with my 'vile'…or vial…whichever you prefer.
I once thought I was buying "ice cream" when in fact it was "boy"..I had ran out and paid for a tenth what I would usually cop a whole gram for and to add injury to insult it was 20mg under and was weak AF considering I don't even do percocets and barely could feel the "buzz" pretty gay tbh fam. Later I concluded the dude knew I was "the plug" for all the decent "ice cream" flowing through town and in some sort of fucked up way figured if I turned into a dog food junkie he would in turn get all my precious shardy shards but no fuck boy I can't stand the shit or most of the people addicted to it. Here's a cheers with a shardini martini you fuck nigga!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
