Originally posted by mmQ
I think it's fair to say that nobody thinks we have absolute free will, in that we can't make ourselves invisible if we willed it, or turn the moon into a big butt.
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Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Is it just Texas or everywhere that when the national anthem starts during a game on TV, the whole bar stops and everyone takes off their hats and most people put their right hand over their heart? I just awkwardly sat there without my hand over my heart. So badass.
lol, fuck no. I always assumed they put the national anthem in so you knew you had a couple minutes to get beer before the game starts.
Originally posted by Malice
Hahaha, thank fuck I'm never going to have children.
child support... phone number *typing sounds*
heh, that's pretty funny. I feel sorry for this kid.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
2 months ago i was doing my laundry and some bitch that ive never seen before came out and asked me what my name was, so I told her my name because I thought she was being neibhborly and introducing herself. she started accusing me of looking through her bedroom window and I told her to go get fucked.
A month later i was driving back from downtown after smoking meth with my friend and I had no headlights on becase meth makes me see in the dark plus its pretty bright in the night night sky down town. the cop asked me if I'd been drking and I told him no even though i had drank a bunch a few hours earlier thats why i was smoking. he asked me to blow in his face and all I did was blow meth mouth in his stupid pig face, the other pig came up and he said whats up and he said "he doesn't smell like he's been drinking" the other cop just spoke to me and talked about living in hawaii while i was figiting because of the meth.
The cop came back and asked me if I know anybody at my address thats been looking in windows. I isaid no. and the cop said he really wants me to help them with the case and I said I don't know how to help you with your case if I don't doererering anything like that. So they let me go.
Today I saw that bitch out by her car and confronted her asking her why she made a false police report on me and she said she didnt, then i gave her some more dtails and then she said "i did because you look like my bf" and so i slapped her and said "does your do this to you?"
and she started crying, unfortunately my neigbor was in his truck watching all of this, I walked by him and said "sup bud" and gave him a head nod I think it will all be cool.
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I put on a smiling face, a charming personality when I need to. I am revered as "kind, patient, caring, gentle" in social settings with customers (so many old women talk me up like I am the BEST), but on the inside, I am dark and thinking, "You fucking idiot. I HATE YOU! I want to go home and be alone forever, FUCK!"
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Originally posted by Malice
The prevention of suffering should be prioritized over the creation of pleasure when deciding whether or not to create new lives. The say to prevent it for certain is to refrain from creating lives. I have seen no convincing argument for why eventual extinction would be a negative event.
Jesus dude, I know you're smarter than this. Respond to what I'm saying, not what you think my general ethics are.
You keep repeating "we need to prevent suffering" (actually you have a weird penchant for only phrasing it in the passive voice) but you still haven't told us the one thing I keep asking you for: a reason why.
You say "I have seen no convincing argument for why eventual extinction would be a negative event". Well I never said it would be so I don't know why you're saying this to me. On the other had I have yet to see from you a reason why generating suffering or creating lives that contain nothing but suffering is a bad thing. Let's start from there.
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Originally posted by mmQ
TFW you are trying to aggressively lick a girl's asshole but keep missing right above it and it HURTS your tongue from the effort
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But on another level, it might be a brilliant lampoon of the intellectual dishonesty of zionists, who claim antisemitism upon any hint of criticism of Israel and its brutalities, as if Israel's actions are monolithic, and speak for all people of the jedi faith or heritage as a monolithic entity.
Hmm.
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What the fuck are you people expecting out of TC? I don't even go there except once in a blue moon, but when I do show up I have the base level of awareness to realize I'm not signing up for the fucking classics bookclub. You go, you drink and/or smoke, you bullshit. It's not complicated.
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His super power is "knowing all languages". He is the lamest ass superhero in the Marvel universe because he is essentially made obsolete by other mutants and technologies within the world.
This was really lame so Marvel stretched it into stuff like "all computer languages" so he is a super hackerman, and "body language" so he is a master martial artist and so on. This leads to him also being a master conversationalist and problem solver, he can crack all codes and so on. He doesn't have super intelligence but he subconsciously knows what to do, what to say, and so on because he can "read situations".
In real life, this would literally just equate to being the ultimate human being, or being unbelievably lucky. You could talk any girl into anything, you could be the ultimate negotiator in all fields, plus you would probably be the greatest computer scientist in history.
You'd never lose a fight, never not know what to do... You would just be the coolest dude in the world, and you don't really have the burdens and reality checks of other super powers (for example, being Flash would probably mean your skin gets ripped to shreds by friction with air).
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