The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2018-01-17 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #7141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I’ve literally tipped a hundred on a $150 tab. I always tip at least 25-30%, that’s like my baseline. Not because I’m attracted to the server but because I used to be a wage slave making minimum wage in a “tipped” position where I hardly ever made tips, and I know it fucking sucks. Now that I got it like that, I like to give back a little bit
2. 2018-01-17 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #7142
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And if the waitress IS hot, I’ll give back a little extra on top of that
3. 2018-01-17 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #7143
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
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4. 2018-01-17 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #7144
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor Professor Raj tip nothing if you let his drink go empty. And Professor Raj is very thirsty, Indeed!

   
   You’re not a real Indian, if you were then you’d know that Indians never tip regardless
5. 2018-01-17 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #7145
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A girl I talk to on Imgur is talking about driving 600 miles from NC to visit me. This doesn't sound good at all.
6. 2018-01-17 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #7146
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix A girl I talk to on Imgur is talking about driving 600 miles from NC to visit me. This doesn't sound good at all.

   
   Give the kid his ukelele back you fucking monster
7. 2018-01-17 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #7147
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Give the kid his ukelele back you fucking monster

   
   Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it will be to ship? Plus I'm not coughing up the $40 out of my own pocket for that shit.
   
   I said I didn't want the thing from the start anyways.
8. 2018-01-17 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #7148
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You would not have tipped a male 36%

   
   The fact that she was a chick had nothing to do with me having no ones.
9. 2018-01-17 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #7149
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it will be to ship? Plus I'm not coughing up the $40 out of my own pocket for that shit.
   
   I said I didn't want the thing from the start anyways.

   
   Then why did you take it?
10. 2018-01-17 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #7150
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery The fact that she was a chick had nothing to do with me having no ones.

    
    You don’t carry a fucking credit card?
    
    Or couldn’t somebody have made change?
11. 2018-01-17 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #7151
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got a bottle of gabapentin from someone and holy shit does it potentiate/synergize with phenibut, Ive had 3.5 grams of phenibut today and 2,100 mg of gabapentin and I've been damn near falling out all day, my head feels disconnected from my body.
12. 2018-01-17 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #7152
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Then why did you take it?

    
    She left it and wouldn't take no for an answer. Why does this matter to you? I'll sell it to you for 20 bucks.
13. 2018-01-17 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #7153
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can I pay with Sumokoin
14. 2018-01-17 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #7154
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws You don’t carry a fucking credit card?
    
    Or couldn’t somebody have made change?

    
    Yeah, but why am I gonna use a debit card for half a check, especially when the check is like $20? Split checks can be a pain in the ass for some places. At my work, the servers have to get a manager to do a split check. And no, my cousin didn't have ones either.
15. 2018-01-17 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #7155
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    And I ain't gonna ask for or wait for change from the worker. Ain't a good look, especially for such a small amount.
16. 2018-01-17 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #7156
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Can I pay with Sumokoin

    
    You can pay with Monopoly money
17. 2018-01-17 at 3:24 AM UTC

    #7157
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
18. 2018-01-17 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #7158
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix You can pay with Monopoly money

    
    mmQ will be thrilled.
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19. 2018-01-17 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #7159
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Put motion picture 100's in tip jars like subway, etc
20. 2018-01-17 at 3:40 AM UTC

    #7160
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix

    
    Looks like someone's salty that BoH don't get tipped.