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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jeremus How do you know the chicken's brain is in its head?

    Because I've read, The Anatomy of a Chicken, several times. It's one of my favorite books.
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  2. You come across a new thread.
    > post 'faggot' in it 50 times
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  3. Xlite African Astronaut
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  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    OH MAN HOW HILARIOUS , SAME, CAUSE I KNOW ABOUT HOW Bill Krozby LIVES IN AUSTIN AND STUFF TOO

    HAHAHAHA
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  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I like niggers.

    The pet store was selling them for 5¢ a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like niggers.

    I took my 200 niggers home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

    I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

    Two hours later I found out why all the niggers were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap niggers.

    I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead niggers lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

    I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet nigger and 199 dead, dry niggers.

    I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

    I had to pee but there was a dead nigger in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

    I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two niggers at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

    I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

    Then I had one dead, wet nigger in my toilet, two dead, frozen niggers in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred niggers in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

    I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my niggers and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my niggers. I felt better.

    I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

    I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

    I like niggers.
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink


    i wanna fuck bill mom in the ass then his dad in the ass
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ Change your mind. Get HEAVILY INEBRIATED, and do some driving. Lots and lots of it.

    Last time I did this was two weeks ago, and I got this baby from it



    10/10 would recommend
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  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by MAL I’ve already said I won’t do this because it has the potential to jog his memory. And now I find this site too fun to give up my anonymity just to prove he’s a rapist which you all know is true from his self admission.

    Post your LEFT tit with the word, "MARM" scrawled on it. This will at least confirm you're female. It's the only way. Do not avoid it.
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  9. Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume Captain Falcon is a douchebag that's for sure.
    He once sent me some PM saying he was gonna dox me and that he had my phone number and social security (neither of which I had at that time).

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  10. Hey there, Mr Questions.

    I'm glad you are back and alive. I am very sorry to hear of the passing of our beloved choots magoots. She was an excellent kitty. She always looked so grumpeh, I love it. I always felt like I was fucking up when I saw that disapproving frown of contempt. And I loved it. What a fine cat to lose. And what a bond to break, MmQ and Chootie the Cutie.

    Rest in Peace you fine feline. May Allah and Xenu deliver your chubby tiger into cat Valhalla, so that Fenrir may fall to her glare. Stay strong MmQ.

    Love,
    Your Niggas in Space
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  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    1) Wake up 2 hours before I have to be at work.
    2) Sort out and swallow a fist-full of vitamins, supplements, and stimulants.
    3) Take a shower
    4) Groom my beard, brush my teeth, apply deodorant, cologne, etc.
    5) Eat breakfast along with a glass of orange juice and coffee. Yes, a GLASS of coffee.
    6) Sit down at my computer and fuck off to the last possible moment before I will be late for work.
    7) Leave for work. 4 minutes until I have to be there.

    That's Mon-Sat. On Sundays, my morning is like:

    1) Wake up crumpled in a pile that the human body is not accustomed to.
    2) Stagger into the kitchen and make a particularly strong bloody mary, spilling shit everywhere
    3) Sit down at my computer and shitpost on NIS.

    :)
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by infinityshock genetic engineering is not categorically bad. genetic engineering involving manipulation of the genome followed by virtually immediate release…literally…into the wild with little to no oversight and safety precautions…is bad.

    Fine, can you show that this characterizes soy crops today?

    40 years. thats funny. funny in the way that a nigger crossing the street getting hit by a bus going 80mph is funny. go look into the facts and how quickly a GM organism goes from lab to in-the-dirt planting with inadequate quarantine boundaries.

    Yeah, like a decade of development and testing for an individual crop bro. 40 years is how long we've been creating GM organisms for.

    youre doing it again…comparing apples to hand grenades. soy protein isolate is not soy protein. if youre going to invoke isolates then other protein type isolates or concentrates can be brought into the equation which will send soy straight to the bottom of the list…surpassed in shit-tier protein quality only by collagen protein. soy protein has one of the worse calorie-to-protein ratio of all protein types. theres a reason soy protein is the cheapest. its shit.

    Shifting goalposts. The question has never been "is soy nutritionally superior to meat". You started this by claiming you can't have a nutritionally sufficient diet without animal products. You were wrong, now you're trying to argue something else.

    The fact remains that you can satisfy your protein requirements with soy better than any historical omnivore ever could.

    you dont have to cringe just yet…you still have some fattening up to do before you find yourself tied to a spit, rotating over an open fire with a nice juicy apple crammed into your craw.

    Yeah bro, I'm definitely going to get cannibalized because I don't eat meat. That makes so much sense. You weak little bitch.
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  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by infinityshock are you fucking high? the entirety of your response is borderline gibberish…and little to no relation to anything im trying to say.

    Sorry, I'll try to use smaller words to help you understand next time.

    yes, there are significant differences in that there are significant differences between an airplane and a circus cannon. after all, people use both of them to achieve air travel. youre comparing apples to handgrenades.

    OK, so you think genetic engineering is categorically bad. Would you like to make the case here, or are you just planning to shout it loudly and repeatedly?

    the inherent problem is removing genetic material from and animal or plant or even a microbe and inserting it into an organism not even in the same kingdom. there has been little to no study on the effects of this so you know absolutely nothing on the topic.

    Except like 40 years of genetic engineering and extensive testing which goes into any GM product.

    soy is shit protein because of its quality in relation to animal protein. being GM makes it even more so.

    Yeah, except that soy protein isolate has a bout 3 times as much protein by weight than lean beef. Also a higher protein to calorie ratio too.

    you go be a good little herbivore and us carnivores will smile and wave at you while you fatten up until it youre all nice and juicy…ready to be fed upon.

    Lol, you are one cringe ass bitch
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  14. lol finny

    you and lanny could switch sides in the argument and lanny would still win
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  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You failing to comprehend does not equal me being wrong.

    You're avoiding the point now that you realize you're wrong.

    Originally posted by infinityshock i didnt say anything about babies…youre the idiot that did.

    It's called an analogy you dumbshit.

    youre also delusional to think that a vegetarian diet is nutritionally sufficient.

    You're simply wrong, it's a subject that's been extensively and there is absolutely no dietary requirement that can't be met without meat consumption. If you disagree, try telling me which nutrient is absent. Go on.

    the human physiology has evolved for millions of years to consume an omnivore diet and youre deluded enough to think you can magically change that.

    Human physiology has evolved for millions of years never moving faster than 30 miles per hour, but somehow we've managed to survive trains, planes, and automobiles. The fact that something doesn't have an evolutionary precedent doesn't mean it's somehow impossible to integrate into a modern lifestyle. The very fact that evolution happens demonstrates that things without evolutionary precedent can be successful survival strategies.

    go look up some of the archeological studies done on humans that had diets exclusively plant-based due to not having access to animals and see what ill-health they were in. the same goes for modern humans…theyre not designed to eat an exclusively plant-based diet.

    Yeah, go look up what the diets of non-voluntary vegan historical societies, then look up what's considered a healthy vegan diet today. Tell me how similar those things look. Also humans weren't "designed" for anything.

    most importantly, the morals that you claim to possess, as well as those of PITA, are exclusive to yourselves and you may cordially stuff them into your asshole at the end of a bulldozer.



    you dont see anyone consuming animals uncooked while still alive, either, retard. except for maybe that nutso nigger who was eating that homeless guy on live TV…but totally not the point.

    WTF, are you unable to read or something? Where the fuck did I say anything about eating animals live and uncooked? You're one dumb nigger
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by infinityshock you may be experiencing all that feminine itching and burning because you and your nigger boyfriends cant find jobs other than pimping each other out amongst yourselves but that doesnt change the fact of the matter that its common knowledge that niggers are not only incapable of functioning in anything resembling employment, but unwilling, regardless of circumstances.

    lol, you can't even respond to my post. You just quote me and spout some irrelevant memes but it has nothing to do with what I said you mindless idiot
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  17. SSRIs make me feel disconnected from the world and outside of my own life. SSRIs make you not feel like your problems are such a big deal, and make you feel like you can accomplish things.

    I don't personally believe SSRIs cause "homicide ideation" or "suicide ideation" to any great extent. I think just like booze they make you do what you already wanted to do.

    I definitely can see why they help people who want to to shoot up their school/workplace/whatever to put their reservations aside and get on with the job and not really think that it's a big deal. Every shooting when we see the shooter being taken into custody they look sorta pleasantly numb and content and not worried.


    James Holmes was on Zoloft.
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  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bar tender
    Funeral director
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  19. Originally posted by NARCassist lol, how did you trick yours then?



    .

    "do you want to eat this ham"

    "i do"

    "do you want to eat this beef"

    "i do"

    "do you want to eat this chicken"

    "i do"

    "do you want to marry me"

    "i do -- oh damn it"
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  20. Originally posted by benny vader that will increase our atmospheric CO2 level to almost 3/5 of the ozone.

    LOL Nerd!




    Just kidding.. whatever happened to plasma thrust excelerants. doubt that would damage the ozone
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