Originally posted by gumbo
Fuck I'm a good cook. Anybody who hasn't made half boiled/roasted potatoes hasnt had potato. It's worth the hour.
§m£ÂgØL trying to lure back in the hambeast.
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No. I don’t think he’s in love with her. He just feels really wronged so he talks about it openly. I usually say these things about him being in love to go along with the joke, but deep down I don’t believe that at all. If anything he’s traumatized by the memories and her presence here and just wants to scare her off. Or I could be wrong, maybe he doesn’t care at all he just finds her so daft he can’t not respond.
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Honestly these Totse hoes be throwing it back, pussy be crazy. I don't blame you.
She probably no condom, reverse cowgirled his shit, deepthroated & swallowed, talked dirty as hell.. for his first time fuckin. It's gonna take a while.
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Originally posted by gumbo
bond fire.
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2018-04-16 at 4:33 AM UTC
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Zanick is a complete faggot
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by mmQ
niggasin.space
don't think so bromo, that was my cat typing my post alllllll the time except now. archie the cat bromo
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Zanick #2
Houston
[my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
I vaporized a full bowl of kief four times over after having a couple glasses of wine, and I followed this by quickly vaporizing about three cigarettes' worth of nicotine in under 30 seconds with no tolerance. My heart rate is fluctuating between 90 and 115 bpm. I took 250 mg theanine to try and counteract the stimulant effects. I deserve this.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
"Kids, stop eating, we're going to pray first."
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
Well, we can agree to disagree about this, I suppose, but please note, I do not see myself as a blameless victim nor does he. He's been harder on himself that you or anyone else has been, and that's a fact. I also think you fail to see or properly understand certain things going on too, but again… That's whatever. I know some things I can't even mention because of certain people who lurk the forum who I'd rather not know certain things or be able to connect certain dots back to PI me IRL, which hopefully you can understand that.
Talking about the subject just from a general, human emotion stand point though, maybe what should be asked first is: why? Why would that person punch themselves? Could it be they were trying to get a biting insect off them and accidentally hurt themselves or something like that. There is a lot people do that you have to look below the surface at to really understand sometimes. Sometimes people do things misguided or ignorant of things that leads to their own self harm too.
Like in 1337's case, he didn't intend for shit to get like this. Had he listened to me in the very beginning or went sooner to the ER, he probably wouldn't be like this now. He didn't go to the ER so late because of not wanting to be there for me being hospitalized not so long before, and in some assbackwards way of not wanting to stress and burden me further being I'm not well myself and am pregnant with his child. I acknowledge he let this culminate to what it is, and was a down right dumb ass, but I still have sympathy and empathy because I can see in more than just black and white. I would feel that for most people too, not just because he's my husband.
Speaking on my own issues especially those in the past, I KNOW I've been responsible or at least contributed to some. Others were circumstantial, or like with my epilepsy shit coming about, ”acts of God".
this post is like chum in the water for a tardshark like §m£ÂgØL
HURRRRR THINK OF THE BABEYYYYYYY
omg LIVES WILL BE RUINED, durrrrrpadewwwww!!!!
think of the
CONSEQUENCES WOWhurrrr pregnancy toxic drugs obsessed baby birth t-pain defect opiates child hospital custody hitchhiked into conception
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2018-04-11 at 8:19 PM UTC
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Shoplifting technique
Proof of Purchase Shoplifting
1. Buy item in the $200-$300 range.
2. Take item to trunk of car.
3. Return to store and place exact same item in cart and stick receipt to box.
4. Either return item for full refund or exit with second item.
5. Show proof of purchase if stopped.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by benny vader
mannequins dont scream rape.
good.
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There was a wasp nest on one of the outside lamps above my garage door.
As always, I carefully grabbed a can of Raid and killed all of the wasps. There were about 20.
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Get Dallas instead *slaps knee*
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Originally posted by Fox Paws
What kind of firearms you rockin with for when you emerge into the irradiated wasteland
Custom-built AR-15 w/20 inch barrel + Glock 30 + 12 gauge
I call it "the typical American faggot" loadout
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
The only thing I like about churches is the fact that if you turn them sideways they look like space ships
Haha, this is great. Im gonna get high and spend hours looking at sideways churches on Google now
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I think he means that few of us have achieved anything noteworthy. I don't think that's entirely true, though. Philosoraptor completed a PhD in philosophy, IIRC. Zok is working on a plantation somewhere. Silverfuck and ManCannon were imprisoned for robbing a pharmacy, and at least one of them got deported. I've created the most successful animal rights thread in the history of the internet. This forum produces winners, the proof is right in front of us.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Future scientists, judges, and politicians… (Which is a very scary thought, to be honest).
Well I have comforting news.
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