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  1. Originally posted by lempoid loompus its when you refer to something and then do research afterwards to try to confirm your shitposting as intelligible

    I'm not going to lie, I definitely do this

    At least I edit/point out when I'm wrong instead of doubling down on stupidity and attempting to push forward though
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  2. Originally posted by Unnamed Scholar Totse was not the temple of over-privileged depressed children. Can we please just talk about drugs and crimes?

    Thanks.

    SG is not the forum of drugs or crimes

    A scholar would know that, or at least be able to read the forum descriptions
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  3. Originally posted by mmQ On a front page of latest threads, are you subscribed (having clicked on and viewed at least once) all of them? Most of them? Some of them?

    Some

    Are there threads from members you will always completely ignore?

    Spectral and scron

    Do you click on every one to be A PART OF?

    Nah

    are you retarded?

    Autism

    things of that nature.

    I always click on your threads
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  4. Originally posted by Fonaplats I want a job. I want to be off probation. I dont want to get this psych evaluation that is Thursday. I want friends. I want money. I want to move out of my moms house.

    Be sober until you're off probation. Do whatever bullshit you have to do for them and just accept the fact that at least somewhere along the line, you screwed up and went too far and just make your goal everyday to be sober, fill out some job applications, whatever. When you have cravings, exercise or go do something productive and just accept that it's going to suck for a while but believe that if you keep making good choices, you will get to where you need to be. You don't have to do it all at once. Just keep working, however slowly, at improving your situation.

    After you spend some time doing other things except for drugs/laziness and get used to having a routine where you are productive, it will make you more pleasant to be around and you can start filling your time with hobbies/friends. But yea I think the most important part is to just have faith that shit will work out and work at it for a bit, because things take a little while to get better, and most people get impatient.
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  5. Put it in the dryer dumbass.
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  6. BigLuigi Houston
    tie her up to the couch and run the vacuum cleaner over her for hours
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  7. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he never said it would make him smart you dumbass

    Let me walk you through it: Sploo thinks that people who go to college are idiots and that they have poor reasons for enrolling, but that he's different. His plan is to put minimal effort into a four-year liberal arts degree, and the resume he submits for internships is going to look exactly as you'd expect for a candidate who makes decisions like that. When he's finished, he'll be tens of thousands in debt (at a minimum), and he'll be competing in the job market with other people who got more marketable degrees and still managed to maintain a stellar GPA and secure crucial internships. Maybe sitting down with a school counselor would help sort out this mess, but something tells me that Sploo will have a difficult time cooperating in a small office with somebody who displays a degree in social work on the wall.

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  8. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny See the issue with the intentionality/enjoyment aspect is that it seems to commit you to the opposite case not being true. Consider a man who gives out handjobs for money. He doesn't enjoy it, but he's still jerking off dudes. Most people would consider such a dude at least somewhat gay. So enjoyment can't be the exclusive homo-test.

    Gay for pay doesn't make you gay. Every boy who's ever been homeless knows this. šŸ¤—

    It's shameful because you're doing gay shit, but that doesn't make you gay. The act is gay, you're being forced by circumstance. Kinda like how being raped by a dude isn't gay unless you enjoy it. Gay for pay is like being raped by circumstance. As a communist I figured you'd understand that prostitution is rape via capitalism.
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  9. Originally posted by Zanick That's not human nature, that's an accident. Any large creature kills lots of smaller organisms without meaning to, but it doesn't mean we shouldn't attempt to make some progress where we do have control.

    Do we have a moral imperative to stay off grass?
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  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    The first time being intoxicated on a drug or alcohol, I was 13. I was rummaging through my parents room, looking for a cigarette. I had just started experimenting with smoking and liked the general lightheaded feel, I guess.

    Anyway, I was looking for one and I heard my parents come home. I found the pack of cigarettes and originally only meant to take one and put it back, but there was no time, I just jammed the whole thing in my pocket and left to my little spot in the woods where I smoked the cigarettes I stole. I opened the pack and LO AND BEHOLD! There was a single joint mixed with the cigarettes. My heart fluttered with delight. I smelled it over and over and contemplated how I could take just a little bit out of the joint without them knowing. I ultimately decided I couldn't and just smoked the whole thing.

    The first hit, I coughed while blowing it out, not used to the somewhat harsher weed smoke. My saliva thickened and pooled in my mouth and I remember the almost out of body experience I was having. I sat there in the woods and zoned out for what felt like an eternity and eventually looked at a squirrel in a tree. For some reason, it was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever seen and started laughing hysterically. The more I laughed, the more absurd I knew I must have looked, which fueled even more laughter. Tears streaming down my face and the muscles in my face and stomach hurting, I finally calmed down enough to smoke the rest of it.

    It was so new and foreign to me, this bizarre state of mind I was in. I was ultimately discovered for stealing the weed, but there wasn't much they could do because it was THEIR WEED that I stole. Haha.

    Ahhh good times. I remember all my "first times" with drugs, but it's too much to type out on my phone, so fuck it. You get the FIRST of the FIRST of TOIIIIMES!
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  11. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    That's what HTS would look like if he lost weight
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Wear it on your head like a hat and cruise on down to the beach like a baller with your new jellyfish bud
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  13. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by xy0 my spouse is great, we get along well; but she has some physical features that just don't do it for me. How do I get by? or is this going to eventually fail?

    There is a 90% chance the relationship will fail - there is an 8% chance that the relationship will succeed but you will be unhappy (compromise) - and there is only a 2% chance the relationship will be tremendous.

    The fact is, as a man, a woman's physical features are your number one priority. It will always be in the back of your mind, and you will resent her for it. You will get bitter. You will begin losing your erection during sex. You'll feel guilty and start blaming yourself as if there's something wrong with you and not her. You will lash out. She will lash out. It will destroy your relationship - and even worse - it will waste your fucking time. I'm of the opinion that if you've even made this thread, you need to break up with her.
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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ę€ę­»ę‰€ęœ‰ēš„ē™½é­”鬼 I liked you up until you pretended to leave over some petty forum lulz.

    Originally posted by ę€ę­»ę‰€ęœ‰ēš„ē™½é­”鬼 I liked you up until you pretended to leave over some petty forum lulz.


    had a little taste of real life with hydro for the first time in his pathetic little life and totally freaked and couldn't handle it. set about blaming everyone but himself for what is essentially just normal real life. tried to write a book to get a better understanding of the situation for himself, but mistakenly thought he'd been through some unique and extreme experience, but because he was literally crying over nothing and making a mountain out of a molehill barely sold any copies. now he just sits at home getting all 'holier than tho' with people over the internet who are living real lives. has let this little experience make him super bitter and occupies his time jumping at every opportunity to attack the one woman who was good enough to let him get his fat little cock wet and gets more and more bitter when every time he see's his efforts have no effect and she just gets on with her life regardless, like a trooper. the experience will probably drive him to suicide in the near future and many will actually be relieved when he does.



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  15. Originally posted by Unnamed Scholar People don't hi-5 in pakistan, don't fucking lie to me.

    Yeah we usually just pat each other's bomb vests lovingly
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  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PLANTS. LET THEM SUFFER IN MY GULLET AND CRY LITTLE GREEN TEARS.

    WHAT ABOUT THE BIVALVES? NOBODY ASKS ABOUT THE BIVALVES!
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  17. And if the answer is no, will you be willing to meet and fuck Actor?

    (Just thought Iā€™d go ahead and skip to the end of this conversation here)
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  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Obbe Plants can demonstrate an interest in their own continued existence as well. For instance when they sense a catipllier eating them (or even an audio recording of the sound of a catipllier eating a leaf) some plants will produce certain chemicals as a defense mechanism. I don't know if plants or animals can be considered moral agents but I don't know if that matters either. What is unlikely? Why? If you did have to reconsider your plant intake, what would you consume to stay alive? Would you try to stay alive?

    I don't believe there is a "more correct" way of behaving. I don't believe there is a universal morality. I don't believe the "right thing to do is what I believe would be good if everyone did it too". I believe right and wrong is relative, from person to person and from person to animal to plant to mushroom. It's all just a bunch of stuff happening. Some people feel eating animals is wrong so they don't do it. But nobody has any obligation to do anything at all. The universe doesn't care one whit about our lives and it's up to us to make of them what we will. Sometimes awful things happen to innocent people or animals, so it goes. Sometimes the most beautiful things happen to awful people, so it goes. Sometimes everything works out just the way we want it to, so it goes.

    A defense mechanism isn't the same as wilfully defending themselves. I'm not about to take that as proof positive that plants are sentient, but supposing that they are and we're guilty of genocide against a surprisingly complex array of flora, then I'd review my diet and see if I can find alternatives. I think we've spent entirely too much time on this hypothetical.

    I realize that the issue of whether or not animals have moral agency feels insignificant to you in the grand scheme of things, but my argument is that it shouldn't. It's only easy for you to ignore because there aren't consequences for you. If you feel obligated to help a human in need, I would say that you should also help an animal. Terrible things don't have to happen to them, but they only stop when we decide, most likely much later than that.

    You can say that moral relativism is the truth, but I don't believe that you actually leave anything of your life that matters to you in the universe's hands. You have to decide for yourself which injustices you will or will not tolerate, and if you'd rather abdicate from that choice based on notions of nihilism or spiritual unity, that's your decision. Nothing absolves you of that responsibility, not even when you say it isn't there.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The bottom line is we are part of nature. Nature made us omnivorous. To just eat meat or only vegetables is unnatural

    Right, and because oil exists, we were obviously meant to operate motorcycles. And clearly, your intelligence would indicate that you weren't meant to survive past the cradle. Do nature a favor: find a rock, and beat yourself in the face with it until you stop twitching.

    Originally posted by infinityshock what youve clearly established is that human beings require caloric consumption to exist and no matter what those calories consist of there will be a well concerted effort at harvesting those calories regardless of consequences or requirements.

    Uh, do you need time to finish this thought, or are you going to let it stand as the nonargument that it is?
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  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by infinityshock youve obviously never been in a learning environment with niggers

    I have, and you're dumber than all of them.
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  20. RisiR ā€  29 Autism
    fuck off you chinese chicken soup street cook. Ā“

    what was your last meal?
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