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2018-09-13 at 12:12 AM UTC in I can't stare at dead-faced porn girls anymore.
Originally posted by mmQ Lol the one where she says 'you've probably seen me in the news recently, why don't you cam up with me and I'll tell you more secrets' or whatever. Top cringe.
Yes. Or the one with the chick that has the really lazy w-hite girl voice and she knocks on the camera and says something like “Hey I just got this new dildo. Should I stick it in her tight ass or her cute pussy?”
Beat yourself in the face with it.
I watch too much porn obviously.
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning I seriously don't understand why Trump paid money to hit that.
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2018-09-12 at 8:49 PM UTC in I don't think the US should build a wall to be honest
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine The 'gov isn't building the wall to keep handsome and well tanned individuals out and keep the US pure racially, that's just bread crumbs left for the masses to eat it.
The real reason they're building the wall is to prepare for future war against armies coming from the south.
Canada will be easy to destroy/take over since they're overloaded with chinks, but an autonomous south american/handsome and well tanned individual army would pose a bigger threat to the security of the US.
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine The 'gov isn't building the wall to keep handsome and well tanned individuals out and keep the US pure racially, that's just bread crumbs left for the masses to eat it.
The real reason they're building the wall is to prepare for future war against armies coming from the south.
Canada will be easy to destroy/take over since they're overloaded with chinks, but an autonomous south american/handsome and well tanned individual army would pose a bigger threat to the security of the US.
This isn't LOTR where armies march up to the wall and wage battle.
War like you're talking about would be horrifyingly strategic. These aren't some tusken raider gangs fighting. This would lead to a world war and bombs bursting in air gave truth to the bright that the hag wasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 6:39 PM UTC in I can't stare at dead-faced porn girls anymore.It has to be genuine and sincere.
(Cactus girl is semi-sincere, which is acceptable.)
By their face, it should be clear that they are enjoying at least part of it. They should be doing it not just for the money, but because they like it, or they're interested in the art of sex.
Clearly drugged out girls uninterested in what they're doing, regardless of how hot they are, fail to suck me in.
I don't watch video porn all that often, but fake moaning and thrown in dirty talk that doesn't come from the heart instantly turns me off. -
2018-09-12 at 5:42 PM UTC in Night ShiftWhen I worked the night shift back in jolly old England it was nice going home on the train/bus at 6am when everyone else was getting on it to go to work. Back in those days they didn't have caller ID either so I spent most of the night fucking around on the phones heavy breathing and calling random folk to tell them "I'm watching you" at 2am etc....good times.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-12 at 3:24 PM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-12 at 1:51 PM UTC in Worst of DH are in high retreatlol @ wellhungs depressionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-12 at 1:45 PM UTC in how much dope would a dope head dope if a dope head could dope dopeall of it, obviouslyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-12 at 5:01 AM UTC in Who here is well versed in pharmacology/pharmacodynamics?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-12 at 12:20 AM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?
Originally posted by DietPiano I'm beginning to see the downside of illegal drugs.
Everything I post and have posted on this website, besides this specific post, is in jest, or is otherwise not indicative of my character, or beliefs.
Every story or personal account I write or have written is fiction, including the accounts of ficticious character(s) that may be misunderstood as accounts or records of myself and activities I may have performed. They are not pertinent to me or my character.
I'm for sure remembering why I quit taking stimulants. Almost every time I try to post it turns into a fucking wall of text that has been proofread and edited fifty times
When I finally do submit it, a fucking hour and a half has passed -
2018-09-11 at 10:30 PM UTC in Honestly? You'd never guess if I told youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-11 at 11:36 AM UTC in Hannah Hays, possible retard, can no longer get work
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Her southern drawl is relaxing.
"I want to work with tech and wires"
What do you do with people who aren't super smart? Just force them to become porn hookers, and compete with the entire imported third world for low wage jobs?
When it comes to girls/women, i want them to get a good husband and be faithful, then i want them to raise the kids and make fucking dinner. It is the way things ought to be and seems fair if the guy is out working all day every day except for Sunday, because on Sunday we ought to praise our LORD Jesus The Christ.
AMEN!
Also, Hannah Hays seems like a qt too bad she's a literal porn whore and thus damaged goods. Into the incinerator with her. THOT!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-10 at 11:26 PM UTC in ROLL CALL: Who here is from the original &T?
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2018-09-10 at 11:21 PM UTC in ROLL CALL: Who here is from the original &T?
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2018-09-10 at 10:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Juicebox At one point in time my mother wanted a cheap computer for Journaling or some shit
I was at goodwill one day and saw that they had a few old ass iMacs, and wanted $10 a piece for them, so I bought one
She didn't like it, so I thought maybe it would be worth something because it was so old and you know how applefags can be
Found out they were selling for around $100, not really worth it to me so it just sat in the trunk of a car for a while
A couple years later, after I had been forced into homelessness due to low pay and shitty family, my bridgemates and I were sitting around a fire drunk and stoned as fuck, trying to figure something to do
So we started finding things to throw on the fire to pass the time. Old clothes, non working electronics, a box of 7.62x39 rounds, stuff like that
Eventually we ran out of shit, so we went to my car,which was parked in a parking lot a quarter mile away, and looked in there for shit to burn. We saw the iMac, and looked at each other. We knew this was gonna be fun.
When we first threw it on the fire it didn't seem to do anything. For like ten minutes it just sat there. A puff of smoke now and again, a small pop. Boring. So one of my bridgemates hit it a few times with the axe we used to chop logs,and threw a cup of kerosene on it
It began decomposing at a quicker rate now, popping louder and more often, the plastic parts began to melt and shrink, and eventually this thick, black smoke that caused nearly instant syncope if inhaled began to pour out.
Eventually it got to be too much and we had to leave that section of the bridge, electing to sit on the railroad tracks about 50 yards away instead. We were protected from the smoke by a ten foot wall.
By now the smoke was pouring out and small explosions occurred irregularly every couple of minutes. We were almost positive that a visit from the fire department was imminent. But we had a horrible realization: we forgot the fucking beer on the other side of the wall.
So I drew in a deep breath, ran back behind the wall, grabbed the 12 pack, and ran back out, with just enough breath to spare.
A couple beers later, the smoke was still pouring out and the explosions had become more frequent but less powerful, occurring every few seconds. We couldn't remember where our box of 500 9mm rounds were, and we became worried that they were the source of the constant pops.
So I drew another deep breath and ran back in, looked around, and found the box of ammo about 6 feet from the fire. The fire had spread to a larger area but was still not tall, and well away from our storage area or anything else flammable.
I grabbed the box, but ran out of breath on my way out, and accidentally got a lung full of the smoke, which nearly knocked me right out. I became instantly dizzy and couldn't stand up, so I set the box of ammo down on the other side of the wall, and crawled back to the railroad tracks. After a moment of recuperation I got the box of ammo and brought it to our spot on the tracks.
No matter how hard I tried, I could not stop laughing for a solid hour
Good times indeedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-10 at 1:12 AM UTC in I come from 100 years in the futureGirl offers to help him with getting off.
He gets shy and refuses.
Gets called out by dude.
Homo-erotica #40836.
LJ owns Finny like a little lap dog. It's pretty cute.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-09 at 9:46 PM UTC in Holy fuck I miss Totse
Originally posted by Bologna Nacho I ask because there is an entire generation (my kids included) that don't know what life is like without the internet or technology at all. I suspect you don't know what that is like, you should try it.
We here at nis value our elders and assure the community, through our actions, posts and attitudes that not only do we cherish the folks in their golden years, but also;
we basically respect everything and everyone and keep civil tongues always, and always encourage the safety and non offensive lives of our good samaritans
our number 1 rule is "we defend all things virtuous, legal and positive, happy interactions, with enriching, fun learning experiences and healthy advice and accepting hearts.
We've never had a complaint of hurt feelers here, ever.
We're #1The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-09 at 6:07 PM UTC in Why is lobster so goddamn expensive?We EXUME all sorts of LIFE from the depths, but why have we, as a society, placed such high value on the BOTTOM FEEDERS of the ocean? CRAB and LOBSTER. The literal SHIT DWELLERS, we say, "OHHHH OHHHHH I WANT THE ONES THAT WALLOW IN SHIT! I WANNA PAY THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST FOR THOSE!"
Fuck you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-08 at 7:03 PM UTC in Perm delete FacebookThe Matrix was actually a documentary about a mild mannered computer programmer trying to delete his facebook.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-08 at 1:58 PM UTC in Is there a better female vocalist than MARIAH *HOTTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD* CAREY?
Originally posted by Madman Osama bin ladens sister is way hotter and can ululate way better.
I think you're thinking of his niece.
I think adele, Kathleen Battle and Billy Holliday are incredible singers. Mariah has a huge range and I like some of her songs, namely "bringing on the heartbreak."
She's also a crazy diva who's also kind of a whore. She picked up Ol Dirty Bastard from jail, how fucking great is that? Your get out of jail pussy was Mariah Carey in a limo, fuck that's beautiful because they go back like babies and pacifiers.
I feel like Mariah Carey might slum it sometimes and fuck random dudes like that song with the video with Jack macbrayer in it. We belong together may be but probably not something about hunting someone down after a secret rendezvous for having a big mouth.
Her voice when she's not singing is right husky too, it's hawt af. I wonder if she likes rough sex, if she doesn't I'm completely uninterested in fucking her now but if she does I'm bout it. There's a lot going on with that woman, good topicThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-08 at 9:43 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsSustained!
Overruled!
Sustained!
Overruled!
In compliance with the court I request the defendant says sorry for being a doody head and a meanie weenie...
I object !
Your honor he’s badgering the witness...
I’ll allow it ...
*rolls lent catcher roller thingy along robe*
These proceedings have been postponed till further notice
You’re all being held in contempt of court
*Bangs Gavel*
GN💖The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
