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2018-09-16 at 5:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThis is not the medium to post high quality informative threads. Every other place on the internet is literally better for that. This is the place where you shitpost high on drugs and try to make each other laugh to temporarily suspend the crippling void in all of our souls and to feel like you're in fucked up company because it makes you feel better about your own problems.
I don't know about any of you but Id take this place over a try hard normie place with faggots patting each other on the back for stopping for ducks crossing the street. This place has a purpose, you just might not fit in it. The reasons I explained is why some of the dhers will stay and that's more of a unique purpose then a forum about fucking wet rocks or whatever §m£ÂgØL posts on Reddit about.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-16 at 3:05 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!Infinityshit
HAH! eBagger know squrells smarter than you
You born out of mothers asshole?
You make me waste precious battery to explain communication?
It called spotty cell service and limited battery charges shit face
Donottellthem posts like negro man >:(
Me will update again in future, when supplies not so limited >:(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-16 at 2:23 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!eBagger give update!
No power. Much wind, much rain.
Me think back on great before time, before angry sky whoosh all over city. Me wonder where go wrong. Me think homo man and dark man anger sky.
eBagger now living in some pre-cambrian era
eBagger say life without electricity not life worth living. Me use enjoy big meals. Me now happy find crackers.
eBagger say enjoy fancy cold air and fancy toilet that flush, me evolve with my surrounding. Homo erectus evolve much.
balogna nacho sound like he too good to shit in bucket? HAH! Too good to play with sticks when precous modern day commodities don’t work? HAH. Me piss on you and your tribe.
Me laugh at your soft nature
eBagger appreciate reply and thanks. They have brought temporary laughter in harsh new world
Me go pray to sky. Me will provide photo picture of destruction when can. Most of handheld talky device not work. Miracle me make this post.
Me go listen to puzzle, and put together radio. Much recreational listening!
Sun bless u all :oThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-16 at 2:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThe beta male of our welding school classI went to welding school for like with a week and this nigger i mean
Compared me to Kanye West when he thought I wasn't listening because I wouldn't talk to him or put myself beneath him like those beta faggots, so I didn't talk to anybody cous the betas were ascared of both of us for different reasons because I was unapproachable guy bored looking for things to do, but i refuse to bow to other beta, so we have 2 betas, him and me by default,
I didn't choose the beta life, I just got it by not wanting to pretend to laugh at fuckibg retard jokes and chase each other with stiks becous I want to talk to welding girl instead of be faggot with other faggot bois playing schoolyard recess timw.
Unfortunately i found out welding girl is either a unstable lithium bitch, or is most exalted on high supreme edgeqween.
Anyway, I have a soft spot for Kanye West because Kanye Westes is the bestes, and he have the nicest pronunciations of any black person. Also I got goosebumps supreme when westyes was blarin as my ftbal te tem walk out of the tube wif smok b4 my prcis eyes.
Also i lately have spoken in a completely different mamner after unfucking self by eliminate all beznos and reverse moderate retardation to some degree. It does kind of sound like the way kanye weste pronounces when he use speaking voice&tones in interviews. I can see how country nigger thought.
Reccomend rehab facilities.
May be going to Betty Ford in MN depending on availability. My uncle went there 4 sex addiction.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-16 at 1:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-15 at 12:31 PM UTC in Worst of DH are in high retreat
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2018-09-15 at 11:27 AM UTC in Hail Alex Jones and hail victory!
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I literally sent that to you while after several weeks of smoking weed all day and reading /r/conspiracy
I was just larping
So wait did you spend all your time there larping as a girl? Why is everyone referring to you as "she"? Hahaha. No wonder you fucking hate me - we're not so different, you and I.
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2018-09-15 at 8:32 AM UTC in Hail Alex Jones and hail victory!Here's a fun chain where you thought you got kiddy raped and were, in your own words "literally shaking" over pizzagate
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2018-09-15 at 8 AM UTC in Are you a song or album person?What the fuck did you just fucking say about my taste, you little pleb? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Music Apparition Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret listening parties, and I have over 30 billion confirmed scrobles.
I am trained in music appreciation and I’m the top music listener in the entire internet music discussion community. You are nothing to me but just another melon. I will out-listen the fuck out of you with levels of nuanced critique the likes of which has never been heard before in digital or analogue audio, mark my fucking surface tension.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pitchfork reviewers across the USA and your OC music is being reviewed unfavorably right now so you better prepare for the 2.0/10s, maggot. The ratings that wipes you off the year end AOTY lists. You’re fucking unlistened to, kid. I appreciate any music, anytime, and I can listen to an album in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just in digital.
Not only am I extensively trained in music appreciation, but I have access to the entire library of multi-ripped FLAC recordings and I will use it to its full extent to out-appriciate your miserable plebeian tastes, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn pleb. I will appreciate music all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, pleb.
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2018-09-14 at 3:52 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!Oh my!
You guys love the hurricane thread! You really love it!
I can't work on this post to long, winds are picking up. I like to double check things before I post, ensuring the highest quality post, but ain't got time fo dat.
The thanks are helping lower the strength of Florence, and while simultaneously giving me strength.
So far its been bitch shit.
I still have fucking power and internet. Just made popcorn. HAH. "Everyone Evacuate" my ass.
I heard a boom a little while ago and the power blipped, perhaps a blown transformer in the distance?
I would take pictures but its all dark out, but its supposed to be here for a while so I'm sure I'll have some damage or action to report tomorrow.
Thank you all for the support <3 Stay tuned for more updates.
Originally posted by apric0t Sorry to hear Bags, stay dry!
Is your best freind the cuckenator?
Yah thats her.
Originally posted by mmQ Don't forget your Panny doll!
I got em'
Originally posted by Zanick This thread is my only connection to the outside world right now so please keep updating me not just on the storm but also general cultural trends and geopolitics as you read in newspapers etc, thank you
oh shit zankick, amateur meteorologist ebagger here. Your personal update. Rainy and windy for forseeable day or two ahead. In further news, news says to go full 14/88. God luck and good speed.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nice place to live btw, just drop your pole in that water and catch some supper.
Thanks mang yah I go fishin sometimes. I usually throw em back tho.
Originally posted by Bologna Nacho That's where I evacuated from, dumbass.
Let me know when they give the all clear.
I will have a lot of work to do for the next few weeks
First of all, you evacuated? HAH this is basically go outside and play weather. You weak muthafucka. Me and Florence laugh at u. If Florence doesn't destroy yo property I will. Smash yo windows, destroy yo bushes n shit for bein a bitch. So ya lotsa work.
second of all, okay I'll letchu know brudda.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 3 AM UTC in We all have lives
Originally posted by RisiR † You wake up next to your dad and kiss him on the nose. Take a piss/shit. Eyebrow shaving time. You eat six grape with your birds. Get dressed for your workday on the fields. Cotton, cotton you pick cotton. You play some etch a sketch at which you're really good in your 15 minute break. Work is done. You drive home while listening to some edgy teen music (I have no idea about that stuff. Could be wrong). Logic pussies and approximately 4 showers. Prayer to Raj. Good night papa.
at the start of the day, you wake up puking from miscellaneous residual withdrawals from 3 months ago, all tired from a hard night of selling carpets and tapestries to demented old women with +10 cats. for an extra boost you roll around your carpet and lick the lint to conduct electricity for free electrons, dump your face in a bowl of liquified rcs to see what happens. then you play basketball video games for 18 hours and post whenever your butt aches. you fall asleep next to a life sized painting of an anime waifu and burp up a little bit of undigested microwave dinner chicken bonesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 2:09 AM UTC in We all have lives
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla Try to imagine a day in my actual life off THE NIS screen I bet u cant
You wake up next to your dad and kiss him on the nose. Take a piss/shit. Eyebrow shaving time. You eat six grape with your birds. Get dressed for your workday on the fields. Cotton, cotton you pick cotton. You play some etch a sketch at which you're really good in your 15 minute break. Work is done. You drive home while listening to some edgy teen music (I have no idea about that stuff. Could be wrong). Logic pussies and approximately 4 showers. Prayer to Raj. Good night papa.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 1:30 AM UTC in We all have livesOh ya I once told my mum that she didn't know shit about me because the only things she knew about me are the things I LET her know.
Bitch don't know shit about shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-13 at 6:33 PM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!Well niggas its that time again
Last weather event, I took the S.S. Zoklet out for a paddle when Hurricane or tropical storm Arthur hit the coastline.
It became apparent my kayak was filling too rapidly to make it to the island. My cameras were destroyed and I was left wet and defeated.
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Present Day:
I'll be staying by myself, not too far from the incoming storm surge. I now have a waterproof camera, and expect to catch some excellent footage of the beauty nature has to offer.
You can already see the waves (the frothy part) crashing over the island.
After an argument with my best friend, over to leave or stay, she took her dog and started driving, and she'll be 7 hours to the north of me. I'm beginning to think I made a stupid decision to not go with her, make sure she is safe, and enjoy the conveniences of electricity and internet. And in text form she is letting me know how much of a selfish asshole I am for staying.
As the emergency broadcasts interrupts the regularly scheduled programming , and the once bright room becomes dark, with only slivers of light coming through the boards (usually never board windows) that I'll surely miss as nightfall comes, the full weight of my decisions bare down on me.
I've made sure to blame any misfortunes on any and everyone I know, especially close family who did not evacuate. Which reminds me
I hope you niggas are happy with this thread. If I die I blame lan ny and you the rest of you guys.
(1 thank = 1 prayer)
Also, thanks to lanman the S.S. Zoklet has been renamed the S. S. Nigga, and will only be used for emergency transportation purposes.
I am at the location of the blue dot.
I will keep you niggas updated for as long as technology and electricity will allow. I might go a while without posting for battery sake.
Of course I did not reup in time, and I am low on the medications that help keep me hootless, with only 7 Etizolam left.
I am about to clear out the storage on my mostly full phone, and prepare some funtivities for the inevitable loss of electricity. Of course I forgot MY GOD DAMN PUZZLE at my best friends house.
I will post again with updates, likely via mobile. Have an excellent day ahead.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-13 at 12:52 PM UTC in Fucking FlorenceI hope eBigger is OK. His grannys got everything strapped to the top of the Chevy Equinox and she's headed inland.
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2018-09-13 at 8:44 AM UTC in ROLL CALL: Who here is from the original &T?
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2018-09-13 at 7:05 AM UTC in post pictures of what you smoke out ofThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 3:51 AM UTC in Climate change and global warmingWhy is there a comma after facts? Did you intent to make a longer list of options? Fuck you dumb dh faggot just look at youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 3:06 AM UTC in Imprisonment VS inpatientI've only met 1 of my great grandmas and she was so incomprehensibly Scottish I couldn't understand. She was old and needed care but refused it and would drink scotch in the afternoon.
What i really remember about her was coughing really hard and kept going "I'm dying" then kept coughing "I'm dying" and my grandma and her boyfriend ignored her. Then she closed her eyes and went "I'm dead" and opened one eye. It was cute a cute old lady moment. The next time I went to her city she had already died.
Pics of eBaggers nanamom pleaseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-13 at 2:08 AM UTC in Worst of DH are in high retreat
