Give it a few months, you'll start adjusting your sleep schedule so you can interact with the mean people. Then you'll start abusing over-the-counter drugs and get really lost for a while before emerging into a canopy of sexual disfigurement.
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I read the chronicles of Narnia as a kid and remember they got progressively weirder and preachier. I think the last one was literally called "the last crusade" but I remember the voyage of the dawn treader was my favorite
Anyone here ever read "the little Prince?" Fuck I loved that book, I think it was originally French but it was the most beautiful fucking children's book ever.
I will always, always always remember the kid going to a planet with a man sitting at a table drinking and asking why he's drinking.
"I drink because I'm depressed" "Why are you depressed?" "In depressed because I drink"
It seems a little ham fisted and as I've grown older I've realized this is basically a metaphor for suffering, the industrial revolution and the rise of populism. Also alcohol.
I remember when I was a kid my mom took me to a free play we thought was "the little prince" but it was "the little lame prince" about a prince with broken legs and a bird for a friend
Thank you mmq for conjuring up these memories in my head. You're a good person
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Originally posted by infinityshock
youre so adorable when you get pointers on what to post from other people. you try so hard…its cute.
if it werent for you plagiarizing what other people say, your posts would be incomprehensible.
what makes it hilarious is that everyone knows youre an idiot and no one believes for an instant that youre mentally capable of coming up with any words more complex than two or three syllables.
I know you are but what am I? You took over two years to learn how to use image tags.
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My life is going to suck into the new year but it's my own fault. I guess you'll be seeing me for the next 4 months or so. Luckily I'm awesome and love you all
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I started talking to this older lady. She's 34, and her pictures looked alright so I started talking to her. I would consider her hott for her age and i talked to her a couple days over the phone for like 5 minutes at a time and the last time i was like hey lets hang, and she was like sure but i have a crazy 4 year old can you handle that?!
and i was sure whatever im just bored and want to get out of my place on my day off and she was like okay cool we're getting out of the pool (wow that just rhymed I'm like a rapper tonight) *turn table noise*
I came over and she opened the door and gave her a hug and her daughter was running towards me but wouldn't let me hug her and ran away and we laughed about it.
Anyways we were just sitting on the couch watching elena talking about our pathetic lives and horror movies watching a disney show evidently and her daughter came up and gave me a hug and said she loves me. And i felt good about her because she's sweet but she probably does that to every guy that comes over because she doesn't have a dad.
Anyways she went to sleep and stuff on the couch and i ent up convincing her mom to bang me several times and she was getting all lovely dovely with me and i went along with it and told her i will see her i will see her again (because she said she was afraid id just leave, which im sure most guys do, but i play things buy ear)
she tells me she wants me she works at a place where she doesn't make a lot of money (i'm not proud of where i work but i make more money that her) and she said how do you think i have this place (it was a pretty nice place) my dad pays for it.
I liked having sex with her and hanging out with her kid, but she kinda started getting jealous that i have more control over her kid than her because I'm actually fun.
I was all like "mai tige itz been doering it o me" and taking her purple cheeto from her when we were driving from her and she loved it and we had fun. So i proxily taughted (not that i know what that word means) her to be like bling bling and totse legend.
We've gone out to eat and i've met the bitches mom that lives down the street while her dad pays her bills and its pretty cringey, she even said i could marry her. It caught me up by storm because i love the child and stuff.
But i told her mother that she's a walking pandemic and clap trap and her house is a mess and left. I ent up texting her the next day and told her i was sorry and came over to her place and brought her daughter hersheys chocolate bar and she started bitching about she just bought browines from pizza hut (i was like more like pizza slut) and she got really moody and started crying and ran to her room and her and myself and her daughter and i went in there to ask her what was wrong, being very concerned (but i havwhere i like to get the real answers. And she said that nothing is wrong except the needs to adjust her anti-pissants and that her 4 year daughter and i are ganging up on her.
We were just having fun. It's like i can comeover and and fuck her mom when her child is awake so i have to play with her lil rambunctious kid until then.
People think I'm fucked up, but I'm nowhere near as bad as this "lady"
she had sex with an 18 year old kid and had a kid when she was 30 and wonders why she is "depressed"
I like her daughter because she has way more personality than her mom does, but whats fucked up is her mom literally last night crushed up melatonin and put it in her juicy bottle full of milk just to knock her out. then we just watched the shining and didnt even fuck, kinda gay if you ask me.
She told me that I taught her how to be
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Seriously tho, the levels of patheticness he displays is kinda unfathomable. An aging overweight terminal bachelor who can't have sex without paying for it and blames his failures as a human on black people. Clearly lives alone and has no friends. His gimmicky internet persona is so pathetic and contrived it's sad he's on the same website as me.
He's the classic case of someone whose day to day life is so pathetic and unsatisfactory he affects a sexually aggressive persona to feel like less of a complete loser. Well past his prime, which he squandered being a complete loser faggot, he loathes anything that challenges the idea that life has been systematically unfair to him. Docile and meek in his day to day life, he runs to the computer when he gets home to receive the attention he craves for his alter ego.
In his day to day life he is alienated, overlooked and walked on and tries soooooo hard on the internet to compensate for this. Every post he makes is a testament to his failure at life and the shit tier genetics he has. He rages at blacks being with white women in the most cuckholdy sense possible and his sexual inadequacies, frustration and boredom with his own life run his existence. And he's like 50 and fucking fat.
It's just depressing knowing this person exists. He's the last person from totse2 to be posting on a totse imitation, unless you count arnox who he's pretty much on the same rung of the social ladder as.
This website is literally doing him a favor by allowing him to post. I doubt anyone here has more posts than him and a lower post to thank ratio. It's like letting a lonely weird kid dress up like a dragon well past halloween; it's a nice service to be doing but at a point is becomes sad and cringey. It's gone on too long and this website may be the only thing keeping him alive.
I would like to thank each and every one of you for giving him an audience because without you he might not be here with us.
1 thank=1 prayer
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We had a user named hc45, also known as Randy Airlines who was a mentally ill transvestite and he once posted a video of himself talking some crazy stuff in his "girl" voice and one of the words he repeated was mallard. Since then I can't say that word in my mind in any other voice.
It was fucking hilarious.
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[my enumerable hindi guideword]
As a man, raw-dog sex that ends with me filling the hole is top-tier. There is no other better outcome. The very realization that I'm going to, it intoxicating in and of itself. Do you ladies feel the same? When you know he is about to cum, and you make that last second decision to not get off his dick as you RIDE IT, rather, you just grind it HARDER. Or when you're bent over and getting PLOWED from behind, he motions to pull out and cum on your asshole, but you reach under, grabbing his pulsating, blood-filled dick, and RAM IT BACK IN YOU and push back on it rapidly? Does the idea of getting FILLED UP offer some sexual excitement by itself?
Share, discuss, fuck you.
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I sometimes swallow it if I am especially thirsty and haven't sipped anything yet, or sometimes just to keep myself adequately hydrated so I won't have to spend as much time hydrating later in the day.
I also swallow shower water.
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BREAKING NEWS: He went out again, supposedly to get chips. I feel terrible. I was just joking about being upset. I was giggling the whole time. Does he think I was actually mad?
More at 11.
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Originally posted by totse3.com
Mathew 10:16 “Here I am sending you out like sheep with wolves all round you; so be as wise as serpents and yet as harmless as doves. But be on your guard against men.
Luke 13:28
"There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out."
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