I'd really rather nobody died, but if it's got to be one person, I pick one of my closest friends from high school in particular. I came to realize over time that he's a fucking revolting vampire. But I won't just choose him to die, I'll befriend him again and gain his trust. That will prove easy because he's unendingly thirsty for victims and will do anything to have a shot at my throat for any length of time.
One night, I invite him over for a bonfire on my deck to celebrate our renewed comradery and right when I see him inching closer to bite my fucking neck I get up and offer him a beer. He doesn't drink, so he asks if he can have a glass of water. This isn't his moment, not yet. I happily oblige and step into the kitchen to fill the glass, but then I bless the water. I'm a licensed minister in the State of Illinois, so our water from Lake Michigan falls distinctly within my divine jurisdiction. He doesn't know this about me, so he has no reason at all to think that I might serve him holy water.
Now he's getting out his phone to show me nudes he got from a retarded girl he conned into sex, and I can tell he really wants to bite me because he's telling me how thirsty he is because he ran here, he runs everywhere because he's a runner, so I remind him that he's got water in his hand. He hastily downs the glass in a few gulps. Soon after, he falls over and begins gasping and hemorrhaging. Only now does he notice the wet paint: he's in the middle of a large weaving of religious symbols which command great power in their sum. He is convulsing and bleeding from his brain and helpless.
I read to him from a list of sins that I remember him committing in high school, and a few that the Lord's judgment can prosecute based on what I've put together from snooping on his Facebook activity. I pound a stake into his heart and burn the body. Now he's going to Hell, and I can try to leverage this unique experience into a clergy role outside of administrative positions within the Universal Life Church.
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As of May 31, there were more than 300,000 personalized license plates in circulation, but the Secretary of State maintained a list of 27,401 configurations that were either preemptively deemed unacceptable or were requested by motorists but denied. The state's personalized plate policy broadly prohibits any configurations with a "connotation offensive to good taste and decency," and specifically prohibits references to drugs or alcohol, certain body parts, violence or disparaging phrases.
The banned list includes:
• Literally hundreds of variations of the f-word, including "FWORD" • "ALCOHOL" and the misspelled "ALCAHOL," along with "ABEER," "BEEEER" (yes, four E's), "CHIVAS," "CUERVOS" and "VINOGAL" • Hundreds of variations of body parts and things drivers apparently want done to or want to do to those body parts • At least three references to avian fecal matter (maybe the motorists requesting those phrases thought it would prevent droppings on their car, the way dressing up like a goblin at Halloween is supposed to scare away evil spirits) • Lots of hate, including hate for automakers — "H8FORD," "IH8GM," "H8HONDA," and the more general "H8MPORTS"; for politicians — "H8HILRY," "H8LBRLS," "H8LIBS," "H8GOP"; and the more personal, "H8EXWIF"; others would espouse tolerance but still run afoul of Secretary of State policies, like "H8H8RS" • At least eight variants of "BOOGER" • "ISPEED," "SPEEDR," and "TAILME" (the state apparently wants to discourage bad driving) • Nine variations of "REDRUM" (that's "murder" backwards, as made famous by the Stephen King novel and Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining"); the list also bans "BLOOOD" and "BLOODY" • Several racial slurs and epithets, including someone who just wanted to proclaim "RACIST"
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Originally posted by mmQ
My question is holy shit. I've always wondered what it would be like. God thst scares me line it could just happen. Until it does for me I'll just assume I'm fine but dang. Sorry juice. Maybe don't uh… I don't even know. I feel like if anyone deserves a random stroke or seizure it'd me. I keep wondering how it hasn't happened.
I've actually had a couple (or so people have said) but that's the first one I remember, and luckily I've been laying down for all of them. It's also the first one that I've had that hasn't been preceded by severe head trauma
To me, the scary part is, if I am prone to seizures, what happens if I get one while I'm driving or on the motorcycle or something?
I think it's just all the dumb shit I do involving drugs or alcohol, I've never had one sober
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He exist. Ive groomed him over the last 7 years to be my little retard. He's easily manipulated. He claims to not read my threads but i throw easter eggs into the middle of my 400 word plus rants and he bites
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Originally posted by mmQ
Give me a reason to like you.
I shower regularly, I am not fat, I use to valdalize things in my youth, I work for a bank, I've done many things that Ill take to my grave. I also once carved 'ZOKLET' into someones car.
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I think most people’s opinion on this can only come from their common sense, no real evidence. To most people their common sense is correct, to them. I believe that Archer came to his conclusions trying to use facts and his common sense, as did I. My common sense is no better than anyone else’s, I can only go on my experiences and what I know of human nature. I respect Archers opinion as long as he’s not name calling. Like I said, him and I could go on all day with our opinions, but we don’t have facts.
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Yet,acting as if you need therapy from getting your ass grabbed 30 years ago is a bit dramatic.
I believe and trust the majority of women I’ve met and respect in my lifetime could and do handle such things.
It’s very odd that it has become cool to be a victim in our society. I prefer the good ole days when women got attention from posting their ass and cleavage.
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning
I dunno.
I can't think of anyone else who lectures the world on human rights while using a whole zoo of weapons, like white phosphorous, chemical purtrefactants, and plain old raw sewage on civilians.
I can't think of a race that insists every other country accept unlimited immigrants, literally open borders, while implementing race based - literally DNA testing new citizens - national socialism in their own country.
I can't think of a race that claims to have had 1/3rd of its population genocided, while also claiming that their population grew as well - and all in the midst of a massive world war.
1933 World jedi Almanac:
1948 World jedi Almanac:
No matter what way you spin it, 6 million jedis didn't die.
Here's a recent retconning by the jedi Virtual Library.
Even according to the jedis, with 70 years to make up shite, the 6 million figure for the Holocaust didn't happen.
Oh, jedi counting what is left of paper documentations from nearly 100 fucking years ago. yeah, that's a perfect science. about 10 percent of the paper documents left from the early 1930s and prior? All of the other paper, destroyed by bombs and fire from WWII and possibly Germans ordered to destroy the documentation of all jedi life from Poland to that of Germany itself?
so you find the count of one region and that's why there is only 1 million or close to it. even if you were correct, that's a lot of murdering.. don't you think?
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