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2018-09-26 at 2:34 AM UTC in Ban all schizophrenic usersYour downs is a syndrome.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-26 at 2:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionSay you can only piss sitting and then shit in the cup.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-26 at 2:13 AM UTC in Aldra is FVEY
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2018-09-25 at 3:54 AM UTC in Olsen twinsI wonder if they ever masturbated together when they were kids. In my mind they did. They did it a lot and experimented lots of stuff while they explored their bodies. They developed many depraved fetishes and made them a reality together. Oh my God those two are fucked up. They literally do everything I want them to do in my mind. This is awesome. You should try it.
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2018-09-24 at 9:17 PM UTC in L A N N Y when you begin to have a viable social website, call me
Originally posted by cupocheer I wasnt looking for a meet & greet to do car repair.
How about a lite meal and a drink?
Is this the kind of "social banter" you're looking for in a website?
You are clearly in the wrong place, what you need to do is find the nearest body of water and drown yourself in it. You should walk in wearing a wedding dress so you can be a dramatic attention whore while you're doing it. Cut your arms off with a chainsaw beforehand so you don't accidentally survive.
You are shit and your presence makes this place more patheticThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-24 at 3:54 PM UTC in L A N N Y when you begin to have a viable social website, call mePretty sure nobody here wants this to be a "viable social website"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-24 at 12:23 AM UTC in Amateur Meteorologist eBagger here - NiS exclusive hurricane coverage!(5 picture max my ass fuck you lan ny)
NIGGAS! MY NIGGAS!
I've returned, you can stop worrying and get a good night sleep. I am not balogna nacho, who would have surely perished in this hurricane.
I look back at my old replies and it appears I devolved into some sort of evolutionary creature , from an earlier, simpler time.
First of all, I'm sorry I don't have the amazing footage and pictures I promised. It was hard to get any good footage as the worst times were at night, and I couldn't open my front door to get much because it would have obviously blown the front door off at best times. This is a quick thread going over some things, but if I ever transfer the stuff from my other camera I might make another thread but by then Florence will already be older news than it arleady is.
I wandered around the house 3 days, some windows boarded but dark out always, non stop wind and rain, unsure if it was day or night or morning or what. My sleep was FUCKED, and with lack of tiz (oh I'm gucci now tho) it made it all that more difficult. But yeah it was a long and confusing 3 days, you wake up and think man theres no way its still hurricaning out *stumble to front door* *WHOOOSHH* "Good lord it feels like its been doing this a week" Heres a random picture of a tree on a house. And a short video with no sound of some of the gusts.
The worst by far, was after the storm. When the sun came out, and eating, sleeping, and staying clean was quite a chore.
The heat of Monday morning, and from what the radio was saying at least a minimum of a few days without electricity, was going to be the shitkicker. And of course I was one of the last to get power, 9 FUCKING DAYS WITHOUT POWER. Whens the last time you went that long without power? Its HOT, your supplies are LOW, the inhabits of the city are scampering around like rats in hopes of finding fuel and ice. Fist fights breaking out over snicker bars.
I looked and felt like this day in and day out, soon getting used to waking up to the backfire of the neighbors generator, or just some random loud noise, drenched in sweat.
A puzzle, a radio, an acoustic guitar, and lanterns/flashlights keep me sane and somewhat entertained in the days of heat and pooping in a toilet, only to go outside and get a bucket of water to pour into the toilet to get it to flush (Yeah thats how it works for those you retards arguing about how flushing toilets work)
Oh yeah I made it ON the radio and got to call in! And they were all "Hello you're on the air" and I was like "Oh dude are you serious? YEAAHHH I've never made it on the air before whats up!!?!" and now I am a local celebrity.
I parked my car at my friends house because she asked me to so people would think she's home and wouldn't get robbed, which I didn't understand because by her liberal mind people will only come out and help everyone after a catastrophe right?!? Nobody would think of taking advantage of the situation and looting and breaking in would they?!? That'd be racist to think!! God what a fucking idiot she is.
So while I park my car in suburban retard zone some of the only damage done was when some dumbass didn't put up their grill and it flew into my Volkswagen.
On the 5th or so day with no power, I got to watch copters put a spotlight across the street cause apparently sheriffs had to come get some dude out of a trailer because the heat/lack of medication got to him and he was shooting off guns and acting erratic. Of course I'm not a weak minded person, so I was still mentally in-tact and thriving.
All in all I'm glad I stayed to make sure everything was okay and I'd be here if family needed me. Might have caused a rift/end in one of the longest friendships I've ever had, but if she doesn't understand why I stayed and I should be just as mad she abandoned me, then our friendship must not have been worth much of a damn anyway.
There will be more threads from this possibly to come. Hope you enjoyed, and thanks for your thoughts and prayers, even though you knew I wouldn't need the, as RisiR stated, I have 5 star survival ability.
But I do appreciate the thanks! I hope you faggots never have to go this long without power. We truly are lucky to have the modern amenities we are. So go over to your air conditioner and give it a big hug, and thank it for keeping you comfortable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-23 at 7 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-23 at 10:46 AM UTC in Ever tried the drug called...Tort when are we going to Zona del Norte? I've been saving my semen for like 3 years since your suggestion. I mean I wanted it to be special and spitroast a pretty young Mexican girl down on her luck with you, but idk how much longer I can wait. Pretty soon it's gonna be a medical emergency.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-23 at 9:40 AM UTC in Can you imagine PrettyHateMachine in 10 years?The thought of this run down subnigger trying to figure out which bush to shit behind while incoherently babbling about reptilian pizza place owners puts a smile on my face.
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2018-09-23 at 8:36 AM UTC in There is no hope for me...Your struggle makes me happy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-23 at 12:13 AM UTC in AATN: You Fat FucksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-22 at 11:54 PM UTC in Unban ScronShut up you stupid piece of shit
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2018-09-22 at 11:08 PM UTC in Images of hot underage girls
Originally posted by RisiR † Now create a fanfic of me introducing her to anal sex.
Mareike Alfreda moaned softly as RisiR deftly slipped off her shorts to greet purple panties underneath. He had always enjoyed stern women of maturity, dignified in their appearance and actions, but Mareike was different. He was captivated by her youth and found her inexperience attractive. She had never known a man's love because her father wouldn't allow her to bring boys into the trailer, but today her father wasn't home. RisiR was going to make Mareike understand what it meant to be anally penetrated, even if it put him in prison for life. She was wild with desire, and couldn't withstand the beauty of his visage any longer. "Fuck my teen ass, RisR. I'm fourteen years old and my butt isn't getting any younger," she begged.
Slowly and with exotic tension, her panties slid off without the aid of any hands, as though a phantom were assisting them in this foul deed. RisiR removed all of his clothing and positioned himself behind Mareike. "Sweetie, it's time to get on your knees," he told her. She obeyed. He entered the temple of Sodom with great care, making sure to ease his way in so as not to harm Mareike. She let out an alarming gasp after the first inch of his girthy member snaked its way inside, but every one of the remaining ten inches thereafter went in as smoothly as cream into coffee, until their bodies were mingled like a piece of modern fleshy art. For twenty minutes, the lovers did not move at all. They had to savor this eternal moment, for they knew it could be their last.
At the height of their bliss, Mareike's father burst in through the door with the trailer park manager in a fury with swords drawn. He had seen everything from the window, and they were ready to kill. Mareike screamed and said it was all her idea, but he was determined to kill this handsome, girthy German for introducing his daughter to anal sex. RisiR drew his own blade and looked her father directly in the eyes, as though he dared him to make the first move. Just as he'd hoped, Mareike's dad gestured broadly with his sword arm to strike. RisiR was prepared, and not only parried but then brought the razor sharp edge upward, directly into his throat, slicing halfway through his thick neck. The trailer park manager ran off, and RisiR and Mareike cleaned up her dad and buried him underneath the mobile home. They understood now that they didn't just meet by accident and commit spontaneous, illegal sodomy. This was love, and they were its prisoners. -
2018-09-22 at 10:44 PM UTC in Turning images off increased my forum experience drasticallyI confuse the two all the time, too. That's actually how I ended up becoming gay in the first place.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-22 at 9:15 PM UTC in feminism of the highest orderJust tell those people to go read 1984, whether it has any relevence or not.
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2018-09-22 at 9:13 PM UTC in feminism of the highest orderThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-22 at 7:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla you need heroin to be edgier than it actually is so you can pretend you're cool. combine that with shitty one liners and its your existence
This is completely ad hominem. It seems like you're coming from a sad and alienated place. The coolness of heroin and facetious one liners have literally nothing to do with me. My life is smoking shatter constantly, taking prescription drugs and having unstable outbursts and full days fueled by paranoia. I do very little to pretend to be cool. Your post is ad hominem and I thought you knew me better than that. I think I cutcha a lil deep or something. If you need your boypussy fisted sometime let me know, you seem more lost and alienated since I've been back, which is literally what I sent you sexually aggressive pms about warning you your life could have that trajectory
Now you're in the same place just slowly eroding and decaying because you never listened to the advice of the best father figure you ever had in your life
Son
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2018-09-22 at 12:50 PM UTC in Attn: Aldrais it better nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-22 at 5:13 AM UTC in There is no hope for me...I'm gonna end up living in a $35 a night bedbug motel until my parents die cause i dont wanna put them through my suicide, but after that i'll have no reason not to commit suicide because that was the only fuckin reason i hadnt killed myself sooner.
...so yeah, thats my "life"..,really lookin forward to it, the end at least.
