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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ I love you BREHJ

    You are actro

    Mustard stain mistro.

    My lil nigga.

    Fuck. I'm pissed off right now because I can't remember the name of the girl thst you and her always posted in HB on zoklet. She always had the sunglasses emoji as her signature. Fuuuuck. What was her name? Zek?

    Either way you two were two peas in a pod and the part of the reason I stuck around. For what it's worth

    I love you buddy and I DO know you can do good things. Only way you can't is by not trying to find out.

    Seven cringes.

    Item 9 is actor?

    Ayyyy whats ghood hold off on dat a while brudda, think 4th Reich shit, it'll help you through these dark times

    And its not fuckhead your thinking of is it? I always remember her posting in HB.

    dude I've typed out like 4 posts in 5 different tabs and it took actors suicide note and 30mg of adderall to actually follow through with hitting submit wtf
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    I can not say that I know what you’re going through but I can say I have felt like my life will never get better..
    Like some years ago 8 actually, I
    was in a woman’s shelter with nothin
    took the bus to the college till I finished school , got my last few credits and I used financial aid to pay for school because I couldn’t afford it

    The shelter was kushy with our own room even a workout room
    Those women there were comfortable
    I was not and was getting out that place to have my own
    Didn’t want my families help either it was my goal to reach on my own

    There was nights I cried because I thought maybe I shouldn’t even try and just leave this world but
    Honestly I’d read the Bible.. psalms helped me a lot .. I read psalms 5 every morning before school
    (If you are not religious I’m sorry for adding that part but it’s true)

    Now I’m done with school have the things I need and a few that I want

    Saying all this to say that you sir
    You are a conqueror whether you know it or not and you have the ability to do any damn thing you want ..

    You leaving this world will not improve anything if anything it’ll be a colder world without you because you have a warm heart, and you’re an amazing person
    Material possessions or not genuine happiness
    Think of all those millionaires who commited suicide .. it’s not the possessions that bring you true joy
    It’s love .. as corny as it sounds.. it is love.. love for you as a person

    Inbox is always open if you want to chat about anything my friend
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  3. Item 9 African Astronaut
    If I choose not to end my life right here and now, then all I'm doing is choosing a slower and longer death, because I'm gonna die anyways.

    -Shitfucker 💩
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL!!

    I can’t lie and say it isn’t, because it certainly is ..

    Your honor, exhibit (A)
    * brings out bag of weed sit it on table*


    I rest my case your honor
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Donttellem is actually hilarious because her scitzophrenia seemed onset by life experience. She's completely lost touch with reality but thinks she has a grip. Her psyche is so damaged and she s so hostile it's unlikely she will recover without serious help.

    I was confused at first but now I find it endearing. All the smh's and incomprehensible babble that I'm sure makes perfect sense to her. It's like a homeless person commenting on the world passing them by
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS lol i definitely do not remember when i lifted weights. the closest i've ever come to lifting weights is little 5 pounders like in ghost's pic and like… using the leg press machine in high school.

    ORLY


    https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=125069311&pagenumber=
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  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RisiR † You put a wall chained anal hook in your daughter's bum over night.

    That's literally the only thing you got going for yourself. Your posts are complete shit.
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  8. Originally posted by mmQ Lol you gonna remember this one tomorrow JB? You've been on a blackout roll lately.

    We shall see.

    Speaking of shit I don't remember, I apparently bought a bunch of these

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  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    *achieves double double double*

    **not that i know what the word means or anything**





    ***everythings better with a double on it, chicken***
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  10. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Mash has never not been actually crazy.
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  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Uhmmm, my dick is pretty average but the one I'm holding right now is at least 9". It came in through the hole in this toilet booth wall so I grabbed it. I was like "Uh-uh, not in my booth" and pulled on it. Then I heard a moan from the other side. That reaction intrigued me so I did it again. More moaning. It's pretty hot in here and I just had a really hot taco that makes my hands sweaty. That's why I lose grip when I grab it. I started using both hands to get a hold of it but I just keep sliding of off it. I really uped the tempo, hpoing that the friction will cause the sweat on my hands to evaporate so I can finally take it and trow it in the trash where it belongs.
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  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's 7am here. Still awake. Never come down.
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  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mmQ I just never would have the confidence to even ask for them. It doesn't even get brought up.

    That's the problem. Doctors will treat you the normal way like a normal person when you seem normal and the normal way to go is to prescribe you the stuff they got a contract for and that doesn't cost them much/is textbook. The way I went about it was pulling a Malice and explaining why I'd want to try something. The better informed you are the better.

    I mean, you can't end up with less good drugs than the ones' you currently have, right?

    Another way to get the good drugs is to read up on the medical conditions they are prescribed for. Then, if your doc knows you for a long time maybe go to another doc if that's possible. Don't sleep for a couple of days. Go there and tell the doctor that you have zero energy but still can't sleep even though you work hard every day. You feel completely drained even when you get some sleep in. Then he might prescribe you some sleep aid. Probably a shitty one. After some time you go back there and tell him that it didn't work. It just made you feel weird. Keep doing that until you get some Benzos.

    Then you go there after a full night of rest and tell him that they are a godsend. For the first time in your life you can be really productive but you need to drink an exorbitant amount of coffee to stay awake. He might give you some of his personal CRYSTAL METH.
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Users Online Right Now:

    Twinkletoes
    Dipperdoo
    Three-Step Larry
    Backspin Barry
    Gutter Pig
    Pull My Pins
    The Striped Strike Avenger
    ...
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  15. Apparently I sent a bunch of messages to family members telling them I was going to kill myself if I didn't feel better after living by myself for a year on Monday morning, so I got to wake up to fifteen "concerned"messages about how much I meant to them

    At least I don't have to hide it anymore I guess

    And at least I won't have to listen to the "there was no warning" bullshit as I drift into the afterlife

    And speccy, if I hear any bullshit from you I will literally pay Sophie 15k to track you down so I can make a snuff film out of you
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  16. AL-LADdin Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker TLDR

    U probs say that to fortune cookies too
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  17. Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Why not quit driving so god damn fast? Why are you the guy I want to run off the road? You suck!



    How many miles you drive per year?
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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ghost no i helped him clean a dead squirrel from an engine

    is that what they're calling it these days?



    .
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  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    1. Appoint deep state/globalist muppet.
    2. Anoint him like Jesus walking on water in the media
    3. Appoint a bad guy to discredit him with preposterous claims and turn him into a martyr.
    4. Put up a fake and staged resistance, feign outrage.
    5. The people rally around the muppet out of sympathy.
    6. Said muppet is confirmed and installed like a greased rabbit down a laundry shute.
    7. Sheeple continue chewing their cuds.
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  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    When you’re seriously hungova from your bday bash and you get called in for work the next morning knowing you’d never decline on getting money...

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