I mean why the fuck would anyone be a Christian, it's not even a religion any more, it's more like a club, there is no adherence whatsoever. Christians are just dumb atheists, the religion doesn't inform their behaviour whatever, it just hijacks liberal ideals and acts like it is responsible for them.
If you want to be religious, at least pick a real religion that will kill you if you leave. It's like Christians don't even care.
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Well, i just realized that's the low tech sand nigger version of a church bell. Ever think about that?
Islam is shit. I'd much rather hear the beautiful, melodic sounds of church bells ringing than some fucking AY-RAB yell some shit. By the way, Islam is a fucking cult. Ever read the Quran? If you think the bible is silly, just wait until you get a load of that shit.
Honestly, i don't even think Islam should be considered an Abrahamic religion, it's teachings are so far removed from Christianity it's laughable.
Judaism is monotheistic beta version of religion.
Christianity is the dank vanilla release that everyone loves and remembers.
Islam is the shitty expansion pack that no one asked for.
And if we're not going to have Christianity, which we should, at least bring Nordic/Germanic paganism back goddammit.
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What is hilarious is John Lennon used to cheat on and beat his first wife Cynthia. Listen to the song "run for your life" which is extremely violent and mysogenist and I just imagine him getting mad at her and saying "DO I NEED TO PLAY THE SONG AGAIN CYNTHIA???" "NO JOHN DON'T PLAY IT" "MAYBE YOU WEREN'T LISTENING BEFORE" *plays song*
"I'd rather see you dead little girl than to see you with another man" "You better run for your life if you can little girl hide your head in the sand little girl catch you with another man that's the end...little girl"
Etc
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yeah all the time i have a prostate problem. I go to the bathroom and just dripple but then i try to go back to sleep but then 14 min later i need to go piss again. its always at night. its been driving me crazy for the last 5 years
the doctors said i need to buy a new bycicle seat because my prostate is bigger than an oklamao walnut!
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Ughhu
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I feel what your saying. Itβs good to always be busy. I work part time so I have 2 types of days. Work days 2 per week Wake up and 1-3 am not the whole time but for 30 min , feed baby Wake up at 5, make wife tea, pack lunch,get clothes ready go back to sleep Up at 630, make my lunch, get myself ready, leave at 7. Work Home by 6, cook dinner. Aim to eat at 630, wife sometimes home from work Play,stories etc till 8, bathtime and bed Clean up and go to bed by 12
Home days Wake with baby Wake for wifeβs work Wake with baby at 7ish Eat/play/whatever till 10. Naptime for both of us till 12 Wake up, lunch, get out of the house to do something 3pm naptime till 430ish( I do chores) 430 post naptime snack and a walk or whatever 6 start cooking, eat at 630, hopefully wife is home Same evening stuff after
Both days, first beer around 4-6 depending on when Iβm home fro work. Have 3-6 depending on the night
Sounds pretty boring when I write it out but itβs very specific and really on schedule. Have a >1yr schedule is key
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Eating shit is perfectly normal, digestive bacteria comprise most of our genetic material, and it's quite normal to eat the poop of anyone who is healthier than you.
Fecal Matter Transplants (FMTs) show that the gut bacteria exhibit a major role in regulating weight and health, and there is no reason to think that eating the shit of someone else is unhealthy, unless they have worms or something, which is very rare.
In a perfect world, which aims for perfect health, we would all eat the shit of the healthiest gym bro or gym gal every week, like it was cake, and reap the benefits.
We can even smell healthy people, they smell great. I have been fat, I have been healthy, and I have been fat again. The biggest difference was my gut microbiome.
Dogs already do this. They eat the poo of the healthiest animals they come across. They sniff it first to make sure that it is healthy. If it isn't they don't touch it. If it is, they lick it up.
That is why they have been top level carnivores for millions of years.
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Originally posted by Ghost
There is no penis. The penis only exists in your mind. You are the only one who talks about penises which makes you a faggot so shut the fuck up and go suck a ram ranch
I wonder if your mom and dad ever had a conversation like this when they were raising you?
Your mom: I wonder what he'll be when he grows up?
Your dad: I don't know. As long as he doesn't grow up to be a faggot like your brother.
Your mom: Agreed! That or a meth head like your sister.
Your dad: Agreed!
If so I guess they're both disappointed.
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If I could do it, I almost certainly would do it. Yes. Just crumpled in the floor in a weird little pretzel shape, bobbing wildly on my rock hard cock that's filling my entire mouth, while simultaneously scanning the door in case someone were to enter and catch me in such a vulnerable position. While deep throating my cock, I'd also be cupping my balls and gently massaging them with one hand and pressing a vibrating silver bullet into my taint until I explode all in my mouth and I expedite the cum explosion with long sucks and long strokes and harder ball squeezes as it just gushes all into my mouth and pouring back out all over my cock and balls.
As soon as my orgasm was over, I'd stand up, spit everything out, wipe my face off, wipe my entire groin area off and then feel really ashamed about myself until I did it again just hours later. :(
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Dargo is now in the difficult position of deciding if he can be fucked to go out and buy a child's shirt in order to win some bonus points on this trolling attempt. It's a tough one, but now that you can avoid the public shame of being a single guy buying children's clothing alone and online ordering is a thing I'd say it's within the realm of possibility that we'll get a pic.
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